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>amerishakes

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It's a dominance thing beta

It didn't work though because he made himself look like an idiot

>be Drump
>healthy all life
>exercise, eat well, sleep a lot
>still smaller than Obungo, son of a prostitute and a drug dealer
fucking lm a o

It's an insecurity thing
A level-headed world leader shouldn't have to attempt to tear someone's arm off because their dick is so tiny
It's pretty cringy

Looks like a tic

Servo glitch.

kraut blood

No, what made it look retarded was a misunderstanding of what Abe said.

abe said something like "keep looking at me" iirc

He's got Parkinsons

Wanna know who else had Parkisons?

This

No it was Abe rolling his eyes because of Trump try harding.

Why did Americans make a man who stapled a toupee to his skull president?

He made the face because trump stared at him instead of looking at the cameras

why the fuck is he so hunch-backed?

>amerispines

He's 70 years old, user.
People that age don't usually have very good posture.

was it autism?

something like that
>Cameramen: [japanese]
>Trump: what are they saying
>Abe: Please........................... look at me

yeah, which is understandable. the fucker looks like he could topple forward at any second

i think Abe was slightly turned on by trumps strength and charisma. thats that same look i get when girls are around me so i know what im talking about.

who would win in a hand tugging match between trump and putin?

RT's advertising department

Putin. He's younger, not obese and doesn't stay up until 4 a.m. on twitter.

>Sup Forums in change of being right about anything

can't wait Trump vs Putin handshake match

Putin it isn't even close, I bet Trump won't even test Putin because he knows Putin won't let some fat cunt cuck him like that.

They were right about Trump winning

/r/ing that picture of Trump's fat ass boarding a plane

>Believing rt propaganda of Putin being a tough guy
He's a 4 foot insecure runt who has a lot plastic surgery done.

Kenyans are famous for being tall and athletic, bruh

Why he keeps pulling people? That's not cool. Hope it's a tic, if he does that on purpose he is an idiot.

How can whiteboi's even compete?

take a guess

I bet Putin is already training

its autism

Obama's 6 foot 1, Trump is 6 foot 2 (formerly 6 foot 3 but he's shrunk a bit with age)

You should see his sons high five. Hand autism runs in the family.

There will be no handshake. Only hugs and kisses.

They're right about spics being utter subhumans.

From the thumbnail I though he was carring a knife and killed other two on the picture.

what was he thinking at this moment

>how you doin?

He has to say 6 foot 3 because if he didn't he would have an obese BMI

Who cares? The man is afraid of stairs as long as Putin grabs the rails when they meet he will have destroyed him.

we was thinking about americans being true cucks and if Trump would let him have a go at his wife Melania.

why didn't he do that to therese may?

fuck drumpf and fuck white people

>YANK'D :DD

>fat neckbeards defending this as alpha dominance

I can visualize your sweaty man titties.

dunno but that photo is awkward af too
he seems to still try hard to act friendly and get along with other leaders. he wouldnt have done this in business.

What a total loser

...

we could've been enjoying the banter triumvirate right now, miss u Sil

I thought Trump was a germaphobe.
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What did he mean by all of this?

what made it look retarded was everything, literally everything

there is no way netanyahu is 6'

Why did he put "evil" within quotation marks?

literally Sup Forums tier

based

>Imagine being the Japanese Prime Minister in this essential moment. Your country's economy hasn't been all that great and you hinged all your hopes on the Trans-Pacific Partnership Agreement only to be fucked by the United States election. The new US President is some reality TV star with no political experience who spoke in word scramble and in vague often contradictory ideas only to win the election. He then proceeded to end TPP despite wanting to fuck over China at the same time. Well, he thought, maybe he isn't as retarded in person. He proceeds to meet Trump only to realize in that moment during that handshake, when everything hinges on this visit, that you realize just how retarded the President really is when he can't even provide a proper handshake.

Because he doesn't know what they mean.

>“I just want everybody to understand and fully know that the United States of America stands behind Japan, its great ally, 100 percent.”
What did he mean by this?

He held her hand to stop him from falling down the step.

Looks like Trump wants to kiss

What did he mean by this?

That's what I thought. It looks like a gay fake out.
>yfw Trump is actually a cheeky funny lad

>wants to fuck his daughter
Is he truly /ourguy/

He sure does

>*record scratch*
>freeze frame
>Yup, that's me. You might be wondering how I ended up in this situation...

That gets me every fucking time.

The webm makes it look like he is embarrassed or doing a "can't believe i have to stand this guy" expression, but in the actual video you can tell he is just adjusting himself in his chair.

I don't get all the shit over the Abe handshake.

It was long because it was a press photo op, it happens all the time when world leaders meet, long ass handshakes while 50 news agencies get their pictures.

Posturing, acting tough and in control.

I understand you Canadians have to use camera technology from the 1840s but in the real world it takes all of 1 second to take a picture.

Haha epic, bro.

You take a ton of pictures and choose the one that looks best. You don't just snap a single pic and head home hoping Trumps eyes aren't half closed or Abe is staring at the floor.

Broken clocks are right twice a day.

How did you feel about the great economic collapse of September 2015, remember when all the stock markets crashed in a single afternoon? Sup Forums predicted it for months, their own market experts saw it coming.

If only we listened.

Try that in Brazil and you will lose a few teeth.

I'm running out of room.

dude drumpf hab small hand lmao

hes probably 5'10 but lies for propaganda reasons

he does it too hard but at least he shakes their hand

I heard he's 6'4

He said so himself so you know it's true

Abe is cute

Is Trump not famous for like never sleeping, what with the middle of the noght tweeting?

>Implying Trump would pull that handshake to his master

"Fucking ancestors why in Tenno's name didn't you win reeeeeeeeeee"

You're gonna need a bigger jpeg.

He's channeling his inner jojo villain.

>
thicc

He already met him days after the election and you left out that he has criticized Japan repeatedly since before he was elected and even as early as a couple weeks ago.