/cum/ - Canada, United States, Mexico

Dogface edition

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yikes

Every woman in her family is a whore.

I would tell her to catch the bus

Unironically think she is cute

rate me plz

Wonder if he's going to post in this thread or if he's unhappy with the OP picture.
I agree.

she's like a strong 6

I watched Captain Fantastic. Did you see it?

It pretty much encapsulates some of the things I hate about the USA. Don't get me wrong though, I think it's more good than bad

Alright you schmendricks explain who is in the OP and what the joke is

Who is it?

Arizona poster's new girlfriend who he met on Tinder
She was called dogface because her picture had the Snapchat dog filter

pig nose/10

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She's too pale to live in an environment like that, she's going to get melanoma

Shave the scruff and get a haircut or wear a black metal t-shirt at all times.

if you don't base all your political views on Kaczynski, Malthus, Mishima, Evola, and Duterte youre basically retarded

Sending a Valentine e-card to a co-worker who I have no romantic interest in.

We flirt with each other a little bit, but I fucking swear I want none of it.

Bad idea?

*If
*, Duterte,
*you're
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reddit

That's just one monkey.

Imagine having to fight an entire troop.

bash
the
fash

No, it looks overly sentimental and boring.

damn, narco encounters have changed a bit

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This is the worst fucking thing.

I consider it the globalist sound, and associate it with the whole Obama era. It's like this little recognizable jingle to signify the 'ONE WORLD, PROGRESSIVE, DIVERSITY' etc brand.

Just hearing it you imagine one of those mullato models with that curly hair stye that black catalog models have, and some cuck cosmopolitan faggot with hipster glasses and various assorted token minorities all dancing around generically with their arms in the air.

I think the reason for the WHOA WHOA chorus is similar in intent to why there are so many superhero films: it can catch more successfully to more foreign markets (since it's not in any one language) and increasingly corral them all into one global market. It even has a similar quality to one of those soccer chants. And the whole 'positive' tone to it is this weak 'clickbait'-y attempt to give the sound a quality of moral righteousness, like by going along with the sentiment you are a good person on the 'right side of history'.

This aesthetic alone is reason enough to hate global multiculturalism... it's CORNY and LAME, which is UNFORGIVABLE. If this is what globalist neoliberal looked like culturally, then FUCK IT.

I unironically hate weekends
I sit at home alone doing nothing, which makes me want to commit suicide
Even though I don't enjoy work or going to class, it gives me something to do

Ah yes. The laziest option possible. Go for it.

>its an alberta-kun suffers alcohol withdrawals and becomes increasingly delusional

wtf does fascism have to to with this ???

ah yes, toronto

I thought it was pretty good. Worth a watch.

just as a tourist
want to visit new england

nice man, how was the pucci?
did you give her the old lickaroo?
How were some lips on yer dick?

>only listen to classical or electronica
>give no fucks

but that's the queensbridge projects

evola is a proto fascist

Trudeau just said he doesn't support reforming the electoral system, great guy we elected eh?

HAHAHHA SUCK MY COCK AMERINIGGERS

>getting this buttblasted over brainless pop music

morning, /cum/dumpsters

Vote NDP next time peeps

>listning to pop in the first place

the so called "female balding"

>electro-rope
>car-park
>merry-go-round

Kek, I was about to say it looks just like it

>made a Tinder account at night yesterday to see if I'm truly as ugly as I think
>swiped right until it told me to stop
>woke up today and did the same thing
>no matches
So was my hypothesis proven or does it usually take longer?

U
G
L
Y

Are you the user that was always rejected when he showed his face?

>it's a "Canadian fails meme usage" episode

I don't need people telling me thinks I already know

First past the post is the superior system.

>liberals
>corrupt liars
WOW I'M LEARNING SOMETHING NEW

fuck canadians are dumb

that is an incorrect statement and relies on the premises that everyone right of center is helping fascism and ignores the massive breath of his philosophy

i will to live to a city in the united states

No, that's another guy. I only made my account yesterday.
I meant things

>First past the post is the superior system.

so they eventually did appear, no woman is safe from this. there literally is no chick with a phone who has not sent tit pics to a guy


cute little titties actually

>tattoo

don't care

fascist satan

Why does the Midwest make the best emo?
You can't get this shit from anywhere else.

The Canadian senate and electoral system work just fine as they are. If you support reform you're either an immigrant or a socialist.

Please do. You can use our automobiles made just for Mexican immigrants!

um actually japan makes the best emo...

Meh, probably check back in 3 days or something.

then you will know.

post examples

is this why we pretty much have a two party system

Anyone here diagnosed with mental illness? I'm not sure if I believe in it, but I got diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder last week after I finally convinced myself to go to a psychiatrist. Kinda hoping it drives me to suicide.

desire to eat vagina

Amour de poisson

*pees in your mouth*

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philistine materialist

I disagree, but that's not the point. He used it as a platform, but now he's turning 360 degrees and walking away

I've been self-diagnosed with depression, avoident personality disorder and social anxiety

*queefs the road warrior*

I hate tinder so much

>see psychiatrist once

>umm yeah you have borderline personality disorder bud just swallow these pills mkay they'll make ya feel better

i'll laugh so fucking hard if weed is not legalized by the end of trou d'eau's term

>self diagnosis
Don't do that

Explain this meme first

Cyclotimia (like lite bipolar)

But i dont believe it,probably depression only, sure i speak fast and im always wiggling, but rarely have manic episodes, maybe they last like half n hour, each day but i rarely feel maniac for like a whole day (let alone 6 months)

t. German guy who thinks he's Chinese.

No that's me

dubs i post my pic

Well you are ugly, sorry bro.

I dont mean to sound too r9k-esque here, but tinder really is a Chads only place. You can really see the 80/20 rule in action in every study on the app ever

anyone else share info on their bowel movements with your mom?

At least I'm American
Also she did respond and we had a great conversation and she said I was cute

Have sex with her

most women on tinder now are fucked in the head already. Not really worth it anymore.

>dude elect me for weed lmao
>sorry no weed
>reelect me don't you want your weed?
I'd love for this to happen

Stay on the line, I'm sending you a copy of Trump's War

awful desu

that's not emo

Just a friendly reminder that having sex with a random girl on Tinder or with a prostitute won't fix anything because the sex means nothing and you'll still feel empty inside

and you know what? the fucking retards known as canadians will STILL vote him in

Am I in the 20%? Or am I fucked

Im not the one desperate enough to go for clearly mentally unstable pussy.

Fuck, don't remind me about the time mom found the poop photo album