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Goal car edition

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we need to kick mcdonalds out of this country

>we will never go back to 90s car design

crx's are everywhere here

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>tfw no gf

>he's been to less than 25 foreign nations

*fewer

how well do girls wash themselves before you go down on them?

I have a stamp so i could go back to the club tonight but I'm very tired and a bit broke

What should i do lads

le 155

I've lived in the USA, been to China, Mexico, Germany, and France

SOLID British engineering

Either one of those is fine, don't be a faggot

but ive been to more than 30

been to wales and ireland

Definetly /ourguy/

its not a crx its a

BLISTA
COMPACT

only deano car i want

>he's only travelled around the earth

for a date extremely well esp. if they think it will lead to sex, however in a relationship there's 0 guarantee they'll have taken a shower between the time of their last poo and the time they have sex so if doggy is your favourite position you'll become very familiar with that poo-sweat smell.

I am too scared to fuck because the vagina is dangerously close to the butthole

It's equally as incorrect as saying 'Do you drink many waters?'

that looks retro. deano doesn't like retro

futo is literally better

good taste

Good design
we want it

>he doesn't want to fuck the butthole

me

dormer 2bh lads

slags?

getting big matches on the ol' 'der but I think I look a lot a better in photos than real life. petrified of getting rejected upon actually meeting with a gyal

Wtf is a deano?

Did you save this on brit a while back x

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>butt
jog on yanks

good lad

materialistic normie who enjoys watching take me out

>addition is closed under the positive integers
>multiplication is closed under the positive integers
>both subtraction and division are not
>"dude subtraction is really addition and division is just multiplication lmao"

Daily reminder that schools are designed to stunt our minds and keep us from the Truth.

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King Deano, your carriage awaits

it's likely

F 0 Y

>why aren't you on facebook?
SICK of normoids asking me this

I'm sure Jamal won't do too much damage to either

might finance this later

post the deano copypastas please

gonna be dead for serious here lads

>Less has always been used in English with counting nouns. Indeed, the application of the distinction between less and fewer as a rule is a phenomenon originating in the 18th century.

tempted to go to work buzzed tomorrow because im dreading it so much

deanos voted for trump because he is deano incarnate

*wonders what Blaire White's tits look like*

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More like Sheikh Ibn Al-Nasari

Poor mans Rosie tbhwyf

there is literally nothing wrong with financing a car

>Monday in 4 hours 6 minutes

YOU'RE NOT WHITE!

Someone post Beth

The rule is new so it just doesn't apply to you? Jog on mate, just admit you were wrong.

don't know who rosie is sorry la

who is your favourite youtuber lads? mine is steve shives

Ah yes the porn torrents that I'll never wank to are downloading nicely.

>That flag
>Wtf is a deano?
Y'allri Deano?

*rents a flat for 7 years*

lol you finance your car? what a retard

WTF YES I AM

Joe rogan

chef john from food wishes dot com

>pull up to my Barratt new build home with my 25 year fixed rate mortage in my grey Audi A3 on finance after a hard days work as deputy assistant head of sales targeting
>open the boot and take out my River Island and Superdry bags with the new gear I bought on the way home from work
>open the door
>yell hello to my wife of 2-years in the kitchen as she is already home from her work as a Team Leader in a call centre
>sit down on my leather sofa bought on sale at Sofology (haha I love those adverts, what is that sloth like haha, love sloths me)
>put up my feet on the IKEA table
>whap on the telly and tune in just in time to see Bradders going through the rules of the final chase with the contestants who made it through before they face Anne Hegarty
>perfect timing as my wife comes in with the dinner, another one of Jamie Oliver's cracking 30 minute meals
>tuck in as I pretend to listen to my wife's stories from her day at work
>send a cheeky snap to Smithster and Deano to see if they can come round for the champions league match later to watch it on the ol' Sony Bravia, maybe sneak in a few rounds of Fifa '17 on the PS4 first, bloody Smithster ignoring the rule of no tap-ins what a melt haha

Did he threaten to block you unless you posted that?

Need the full version of this

gf just sent me this

why do niggers always have such stupid names?

>osin
>tosin
>mosin
>mbosin
>ng'alosin
>bagunga
>walalanga
>bungawunga

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With taste like yours it doesn't surprise me.

Der Bericht von die Woche.

primitive technology

hahahhahahahhahaha

*adds a pinch of cayenne*

Survival Lilly

there is nothing wrong with buying anything on credit if you have analysed your finances and found you can afford it

credit is a great invention

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gf just sent me this

Skallagrim

think martin lewis is in the thread

>yanks

>average good looking looking girl #75571

nah

the "rule" was unheard of by the start of modern English so I literally don't have to use it haha

>yanks

Huh, really makes you think...
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*adds some freshhhhly ground black pepper*

I won't be happy until we gas the kikes

yer mum

wtf kind of name is stoke-on-trent ahhahahaaaha

bognor regis? ahahahahahahaahhahhahaahhahhahaahahhahaah

>brits
ahaahaahahahhaahahahhaha

suspect theres a few yank proxys in this thread

Stoke is on the river Trent haha

haitiANO

You're dangerously close to getting doxxed famb

business idea: fatten up the gf