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Handsome Bulgarian men edition
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Reminder that Albanians are subhuman pedophiles

No homo

It is now that you said this.

Dubs confirm

*Blocks your path*

*Turns 360 degrees left.*

Ive travelled the world and if balkans are best in anything then its food. Extremely diverse, fish, meat, vegetarian, brilliant. Prove me wrong

Italian food exists

I like Italian food more desu.

Italians have pizza and ice cream. Pasta is shit though.

>Pasta is shit though.
If you eat it bare.

>cuisine

you are saying we are nigger tier

>Ive travelled the world
Where exactly?

Have you been to Asia or America?

This

Have you, faggot? Or are you one of those numerous "I've been to the next village over the hill so I'm well traveled" know-it all faggots?

Ive been to over 90 countries

You're lying. I, on the other hand, have been on three continents.

Fagget.

So here's the deal, the farther East you go, the better food becomes, because the masses of Asia have so little resources, they invest more labor and spices in food. The West Coast of America has many Asian traditions, but they've become so rich over the past centuries, they've also adopted French attitudes to food and wine. Also the quality and variety of beer in America is fucking unbelievable. Balkans have great food, but not Bulgaria, sorry. Serbia has better grilled meat, Greece has better food overall, including seafood, with the exception of some mountain specialties, and Turkey has best sweets. So fuck all poor chest-thumping Bulgar-Bulgar peasants.

Icelandic cuisine is infinitely superior

no u havent

>I determine who has better whatever
Fuck off you autistic prick

>I can make judgement calls about who can and cannot do what from the height of my sad provincial inexperience

Dafuq is that?

>Also the quality and variety of beer in America is fucking unbelievable
This is true

I believe you are well traveled here now cause euros dont know we have the best beer now

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Baby whale

Jellied sour ram testicles, the apex of Icelandic culinary arts

What the fuck are you even talking about? Even if I were pronvicial you determine who has better grilled meat? Kys autist boy

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I guess I must've offended your filthy Turk gastronomy

Have something closer to home, a whale kebab

pls we got better stuff than whales

I bet that meat isn't even rotten you fucking pussy

stop stealing my honey you fucking albos ;@@@

мякaщ ceляк

you jealous that subhuman pedophiles get to have better food?

i don't want the honey I want the bees

reeeeeeeee bees are way too precious :@

>Implying that is better food than this
>all that fucking sauce

hand over your bees

sheep intestines
what's your next move

kukuretsi is dope

Mashed boiled rotten sheepshead

Brains. They are delicious, too.

soup of sheep stomachs brains or legs

Now you're talking
The only brains you'll ever have

subhuman food status:lost

literally looks like something chinks would eat.
Disgusting.

*subhuman food contest status:lost

tastes p good

Better than rotten brains at least

>Not having a brain is better than having a brain

Albanian intellect hard at work

Every species can smell its own extinction.
The last ones left won't have a pretty time with it.
In ten years, maybe less, the human race will just be a bedtime story for their children.
A myth, nothing more.