/heem/ - JUST Edition

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What a fucking baby

He got messed up pretty bad in just a minute.

Hot damn.

first for gall a best

Stipe tapped

Anyone remember that Brock Lesnar guy? He also lost his ufc debut. let that sink in. Props to CM Punk for putting on the gloves.

I cant remember the last time anyone cried like this

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Wow the dude is crying. He actually cares.

Sad

:(

these questions are pretty ruthless though

Fuck this faggot, making a mockery of the sport.

This is a JUST edit, right?

>a-a-are y-you proud of me daddy rufus

L I T E R A L L Y BEATEN TO TEARS

LMFAO

>crying

I'd feel bad for him if he wasn't making over six figures.

Mickey is /ourguy/

Cm Punk always loved comics

Now he looks like a mutant

know your role

Jones?

Anyone else kinda surprised CM lasted that long on the ground?

Roufusportfag here. Reminder that this fight was irrelevant and Punk's next fight will be against Justin Bieber. It will have the greatest PPV sales of any MMA PPV of all time.

Hahaha, anyone got the Stipe fight on webm yet?

I have doubted Stipe 2 times now and probably will again when he fights Cain

>HEEM has a meeting with dana

One, Schaub needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever Schaub's not on screen, all the other Fighters should be asking "Where's Schaub"?

Our boy speaks.

Hopefully cm punk gets a can next.

keep it up, there's chinamen upon chinamen to kill

Could you beat CM Punk in an mma fight?
Remember he also doesn't smoke, drink, or do drugs.

This guy got completely delusional from """"mandrama"""""

He is not athletic at all.

he's got layers

>The current state of /asp/

Thanks Mickey!

I have no sympathy. He rolled into this sport, pretended like he knew something, and when push came to shove he got rocked. Badly. People are going to ask questions

2 years of practicing JUST to defend I suspect, doubt they really worked much subbing for him, probably GnP off a takedown if anything.

>cried in wwe
>cried in ufc

LMAO

MICKEY MICKEY THE MEME KILLER

they would have to get a random member out of the audience for a competitive fight with cm punk

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SERIOUS QUESTION

Are Mickey Gall and Dominick Cruz the opposing personas of /HEEM/?

I'm tired of this whining faggot. Talk to someone else. I muted it to watch a badass college football play on SC.

Why does Punk have to be such a good guy? I can't even enjoy his fucking loss now.

Bach surgery?

Daniel Cormier has a bright future in broadcasting.

p4p most inspiring fighter in the ufc

Drinking and smoking makes you tougher so yea I could take him

This is a cry for help.

You latched onto a tired meme, and actually made it less funny.

>You're done

LOOK AT MY EAR!
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
MY ONLY FIGHT IN UFC
ALL OF MY ANGER
MY BROKEN DREAMS
EIGHT SECONDS AND LOST TO MICKEY
OH IM THE KEK OF PERSONALITY
I'M NO MIKE TYSON
NO ALI
I'M THE KEK OF PERSONALITY
THE KEK OF PERSONALITY
THE KEK OF PERSONALITY

SHITTY FIGHT
FILLED WITH PRIDE
I REACHED MY PEAK
AT AGE 35
YOU DON'T HAVE TO FOLLOW ME
EVEN MY WIFE LEFT FOR MICKEY

IGNORED THE THINGS YOU NEED TO BE
TO ACTUALLY FIGHT IN UFC
OH IM THE KEK OF PERSONALITY
I SPAMMED Sup Forums
AND FUCKING /heem/
I TOLD YOU I WOULD WIN YOU'LL SEE
OH IM THE KEK OF PERSONALITY
NO CASIUS CLAY OR DURAN
OH IM THE KEK OF PERSONALITY
THE KEK OF PERSONALITY
THE KEK OF PERSONALITY

Hes got a nice ear to remind him off it

Punk sounds fucking done. I'd be surprised if he came back.

OTNs 50k
Overeem & Miocic
Medeiros
Andrade

Take this trash back to /asp/

It's not funny here

WTF they shoulda gave the performance bonus to mickey

I dont get how anyone can like him losing. He seems like a great guy and I always wished him the best.

You know the irony in all of this?

CM Punk left WWE 2 years ago and quit at a shows at the same arena he fought in today.

OUR BOY RIVERA

Roufusport sucks and gave Punk a really shitty gameplan.

CM stands for Chronic Masturbater, the tendons in his wrists were tight as piano wire. Hence Bach.

whens 204?

dude is uncoordinated and unathletic

Average person in the crowd could probably beat him him.

CM punk is like that retarded friend that thinks they are tough but never did sports and never got in a fight. HE probably watched older UFCs live and thought the fighters sucked.

Eye was probably robbed but it's hard to care when a fighter is so clearly trying to coast to a decision. Almost feels right at that point.

>stealing from /asp/ of all places

lmao

Gall vs Barbarena?

Schaub bringing the real shit. Schaub is a kind God, but also an honest one. Schaub bless us for gracing us with his insight.

This press conference format is fucking stupid.

Schaubs ground game against Browne was worse than Punks. What's this can trying to do? Act like he's legit?

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Alright, officially we got morons from /asp/ here.

>CM Punk's WWE and UFC career ended in the same building
really makes you think

oct 8

Please no pleeeeeaseeeeee feed him someone else

They do post fights 1 at a time now

>punk touches his ears and the weigh in
>gets his ear torn off

should've just shaken his hand and he would've just choked you out instead of making you his punching bag, phil

well the "go back in time 15 years and start training" gameplan is a tough one to pull off

>Kek

what a salty faggot, he will never shut up about ufc will he, fucking bottomfeeder

>LE PROPS
I'd bet most adults males would willingly get their ass kicked for the amount of money punk got

i sure as fuck would

I remember Punk talking about how he's "cursed" at that arena, but that it "didn't matter" guess not lol

holy shit wow. I feel real bad for him if this is his last ufc fight.
Don't exaggerate now. CM Punk would whoop the average person. He isn't even close to a pro but he's been training with top guys for 2 years, he'd light you up.

Gall would get murked. I very much doubt the UFC would let Gall have Sage. Gall will fight some noname on a fight pass card next.

What I dont understand is why the money line was so close. CM punk was +300

There were jon jones opponents with higher returns

Yeah he's a good dude. I actually feel for him and wish him the best. he tries really hard to inspire people and he works himself to death. Respect

>stand and bang with her
Ooooh baby,

No I can tell that you're from /asp/ cause your pastas are usually long unfunny pieces of trash.

When I watched the vlogs of Punk it seriously seemed liked he was trying to prove that he was tough to his mail order bride of a wife.

Come on down to Cleveland town everyone, under construction since 1868. See our river that catches on fire, it's so polluted that all our fish have AIDS. We see the sun almost three times a year. Everyone has at least 2 DUI's. The flats look like a Scooby Doo ghost town. Don't slow down in East Cleveland or you'll die. Our economy is based on Lebron James. Buy a house for the price of a VCR. Our main export is crippling depression. We're so retarded that we think pic related is art. It could be worse though, at least we're not Detroit!

His gameplan was to focus on striking and wrestling defense only but he was too slow on the feet unfortunately. It was a great gameplan. He's just too old and slow.

No, I'm just there to see the damage control and some guy is spamming the copypasta in every thread

You took it and replaced "/asp/" with "Sup Forums" and "/heem/", sad that you would take '''''''''''content''''''''' from the lowest of the low

Beetch is pretty cute in a ugly way

So wait, are they never doing proper press conferences again?

Andrade is cute!

>Speaking in Portuguese

thank you, good sir

Stop bullying Chick Magnet Punk! Pls guys he's just a humble guy.

>I'd bet most adults males would willingly get their ass kicked for the amount of money punk got

This 2bh. I don't understand why people are propping it up as such an achievement.

For sure, he's making way more than current UFC champs.

this is true. he botches at least once per wwe match.

Im still annoyed that Brooks corner threw in the towel earlier. I wanted GGG to shadow realm him and skys shitty hype

He was whispering in Punk's ear to rush forward and throw the right hand straight away, which is what Punk did.

Not buying any excuses from Ruofusport. That's not the best gameplan for anybody.

I need someone to tell me that CM punk is absolutely shit

Anyone who watched him on that show for 5s could tell he was uncoordinated and had no athletic talent.

His punches had no snap, no explosiveness, and he cant stop any takedowns. He's awkward.

>hes thinks training makes you a killer

I train with low level glory guys and even I would murder him

Andrade is actaully quite cute if it wasn't for all that mass.