Top 10 things Americans store in the fridge

1. Ice
2. Eggs
3. Ketchup
4. Freezers
5. Microwaves
6. Shoes
7. Dignity
8. Foreskins
9. Freedom
10. Big Macs

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You forgot AR-15s you numbskull

How America will ever recover?

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No those go in the nice cabinet along with the fine china

>americans put bread in the fridge
>mfw

i always keep my bread in fridge stays good for super long

Also keeps it cold, like the rest of your life

W-well at least we can afford fridges Mikolaj

>2017
>putting your ketchup in the fridge
ishygddt

America's put raw meat in the fridge

>finlan
>fridge
Why don't you just put it outside, yeti man?

>suomi
>needing fridges
Cause +4oC is much warmer than -20oC in your rooms, right Lauri?

cold is good
fuck warmth
-30c freezes my food, not really edible

>Ameriflabs store they're cocks in they're bellies

1,2,3 brazilians do the same

Top 10 things Brazilians store in the fridge
1. Ice
2. Eggs
3. Ketchup
4. Bananas
5. Cut off heads
6. Guns
7. Condoms
8. Cheesy MMORPGs
9. 7 footballs
10. Monkeys

>implying your diet doesn't consist entirely of food embedded in blocks of ice

Stop lying, abominable snow man

come on im not american
youtu.be/t6qF5NU-ehU?t=105
i mean we have pinecones too

>snowniggers in charge of fridges
>"we just need to warm the food so it doesn't freeze"

>Eggs
>Ketchup
>Freezers
I have all these things in my fridge

remove cut off heads

You're right i love finlan and its people i wish i could live in saariselkä but alas i am a tropical boy

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Top 10 things Australians store in the fridge
1. Ice
2. Eggs
3. Ketchup
4. Your own castrated balls
5. Your sister's collection of used condom trophies
6. Hungry Jack's burgers (still fresh, just a year old)
7. Dingo's children (for revenge)
8. "I'm sorry" badge
9. A bit of vegemite to smear on wooden cables to boost the signal as petrol shaman instructed
10. Vodka shot with stallion semen imported from NZ

>9. A bit of vegemite to smear on wooden cables to boost the signal as petrol shaman instructed
No, vegimite goes in the cupboard.

Top 10 things Poles store in the fridge
1. Ice
2. Eggs
3. Ketchup
4. Your cousin's ass
5. Vodka
6. Plungers
7. Pope's dick
8. Butthurt
9. Tickets for the USA
10. Tears

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Is it true that 80% of all Americans have never seen a coin in their life?

Freedom must be served ice cold though.

you missed 11. a canister of gasoline to quench down thirst

Everything smaller than a dollar is in coin form. the dollar is the smallest bill.

We have $2 coins
$5 is the smallest note

i store my vegemite in the fridge

Well that's just plain wrong

You only stick raw meat in the freezer if you're not going to eat it in a day or two.

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