/brit/

don't you have a kangaroo to be punching in the face?

reckon I just found the world's biggest chip/crisp

who's that?

What about this one
*shows you my shoulder*
*scowls*

Anons, why have I never seen a girl get hit on in public? Not cat calling, but being asked out to drinks

I've never ever seen a guy ask a girl out

you're just as bad as them?

i'll call guinness book of records

at that point you might as well stop calling them hands and just say hams

cause you go to gay bars

unimaginative edition
yank brains are just sludge due to constant mindwave bombardment and being made partially of corn syrup