ITT: Things Polish never say

" I've never drunk vodka while squatting. "

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"you should've nuke them only once"

"I hate stealing"

"Why yes, I purchased that car."

"We got so much money from the EU, it is time that we show solidarity and give something back"

"I love Russia"

I am Greek

"I don't care about japs!"

:3

It's OK to be gay

"I am not butthurt"

"I am not butthurt"

Why yes I do have a job

"I am not butthurt"

Papierz jest pedałem

I don't like to suck fat German cock

>"""polish""" """people"""

youtu.be/CnvpjJBh2F4?t=25s

"sorry for the polish death camps"

"why yes, we will take in refugees as good will for other countries taking us in the past".

shut your fuckin mouth

"I have inferiority complex"

dumb idiots, poles ALWAYS deny they're butthurt

poland is totally grateful and dependent on the west for economic benefits as well as military defense.

we are totally not a pathetic country who cannot do anything for ourselves.

"Despite the lower wage, ive decided to look for work locally to help strengthen my nations economy"

kurwa

kek

...

Despite the lower wage, I've decided to look for work locally to help strengthen my nations economy

That's incompatible.

This one might be true considering the 'lowest wage' is actually above average (when you don't count the politicians and priests in)

''dear japanese, please come to Bydgoszcz''
''i donut lik spen''
''there's nothing wrong with australian's internet''
''I love Russia and Russians are bros''
''Ukraine is an existing country and Ukranians are bros'''

kompromitacja cwela

can anyone give me the rundown on OP? why does he spend his days making unfunny, unoriginal threads on a completely forgettable country in Europe?

what's his endgame?

>" I've never drunk vodka while squatting. "


is this meant to be funny?

"We are sorry for the death camps, please forgive us!"

Muslims are profitable and eager members of our society

It's funny because there are no muslims in Poland.

There are but they are civilised.
Lipka Tatars, check it

>Polish
>civilised

Wow I doubt that.

They are way more civilised than tanned Germans and I bet way more than many white Germans.
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>Wow I doubt that
nice argument, dude

''I totally love poleboos, they're cool''

>our government is great and works hard to keep our country in good condition

xD

West Slavs don't squat goddammit
>jajajajaja
Last time I checked Poland wasn't a Spanish colony

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