How to kill/rape/torture a Finn

In this thread we share some popular methods for torturing, raping and killing Finnshits.

I absolutely love this one:

Flaying:

Skinning alive, also known as flaying, was one of the most gruesome execution methods ever conceived, especially prevalent during the classical antiquity. It was used mostly on captured soldiers and dangerous criminals.

In most used method of flaying, person’s hands were tied above his or her head, while the executioner gradually cut off all the skin using a very knife, starting at the face. Often, attempts were made to keep the skin intact. Another method involved severely burning the victim, and then gradually peeling his or her skin off.

Noice.

Oh i hate the Netherlands now

No grudge over the Finno-Korean hyperwar?

>a finnfuck posts in a same thread I posted

The thing the mountain did in game of thrones

benis

But Oberyn lost because he was some sort of a queer Arabo-Italo-Spaniard that wanted to show off when he could have finished off the mountain.

Such flamboyance is about the least Finnish thing imaginable so if Oberyn was Finnish he clearly would have won.

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Did i say that the same exact scenario had to play out?

I'm more thinking you all get kidnapped at night when you're sleep, gets put and carried in a sack until you get dropped of in a dark room. There you will get tied up so that the persecutor can crush your heads at his leisure