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Ian Paisley was a hero defying papist aggression as any good Englishman ought to do edition

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FACT: all british girls belong to pakistani men

REMINDER:

>Catholicism
European paganism with a small bit of judaism

>Protestantism
Purging of all European elements of the religion so that only the jewish bits are left.

>All Protestantism
>The same

Anglicanism is just Catholicism without being cucked by Rome

Heterosexuality is a jewish conspiracy.

I see now

ASTOUNDING post

Fucking hate this prat.

Top o' the morning to yah!

fact: you're indian

>Its beat down! time!

Why? This is triggering

>what god actually meant to say is this

this is why everyone thinks religious cucks are mongoloids.

You are Chinese

i've heard that but I honestly don't know much about anglicanism tbf

I'm actually half Irish
Seeing the difference between the 2 sides of my family means I know better than anyone just how scummy the irish are

I'm scum myself ngl

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me in the reflection

because man has free will and as such they follow false prophets (like we were warned about in the bible!) such as mohammad (piss be upon him)

don't think so

ok David Wong

me on the alt-right

the goal

might do mdma for the first time this weekend
any man tried it before?

*punts a footy through your window*

> (piss be upon him)
DON'T speak to ME or my Holy PROPHET ever AGAIN!

How's it hanging, /brit/?

NEED something like this

yeah it's good mate, just drink some water while you're on it. might not be able to sleep the first time either

would cost literally millions

I like these home with big open spaces and high ceilings.

Better than this trend of shitty 8' types in fucking new builds

this is pretty shit in winter unless you're a billionaire heating this colossal room would take forever

America is a different world altogether, isn't it.

dont do loads first time round
dont double dose first time round
bombing lasts longer than snorting
drink half a pint of water every 30 mins (if you're dancing a lot)
get some weed or benzos for the comedown

I like houses with interesting shaped rooms and spaces

Homes nowadays are just plain boring boxes with simple corridors

That's why you have underfloor heating.

thats amsterdam mate

looks more like amsterdam

Was thinking something more like this, but replace the wine with energy drinks.

>needing heating
just put on more layers

Are interior designers able to do things like this?

>not wanting to sit naked in your living room mid winter

no. that image is actually a fake.

>Homes nowadays are just plain boring boxes with simple corridors
Sadly, I grew up in one. A awful new build that we moved into before it was even finished.

Parents still live there and I haven't been back in about 5 years. Hated that house.

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sounds like you hate your parents, not the house

i reject equality but of course I am at the top of the hierarchy

Would anyone be game for a copita of 5hour energy. The more attentive of you will pick up hints of bergamot, I'm sure.

No, my parents are good people.

Once visited a shitty average Victorian terrace that looked like it was falling apart from the outside, looked stunning on the inside

Some people can do great things with spaces

not good enough for you to not visit them at their own home for 5 years just because you have a ridiculous autistic aversion to a house.

> be a wine and spirits fag who unironically got into energy drinks because of reviewbrah
HOWLING!

i support equality but of course i am at the bottom on the hierarchy?

i never enjoy being naked. need at least undies

Hard to believe people live in beautiful homes like these

I always saw them as fantasy worlds from TV shows

Shit truck hasn't picked up the excrement bag yet
Wish we just had a sewer system

They come see me. They know I hate their house.

What's your fucking problem, lad? Are you that paki who just comes on here to pick fights every single day?

all you need is an interior designer gf and spend all your hard earned money on that instead of going to the pub

Those are homes for managers, and lawyers, and bankers, and other assholes who have more authority and make more money than they should.

Eat the rich.

you're the one with the problem mate.

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it's not so much the inside that makes houses expensive, but the location/size. room doesn't seem that big so you could probably do something similar to your place

>walking past semi-wealthy houses
>they all have massive windows and no curtains so the plebs can stare in and gasp in amazement at their stunning homes

Yes, we've established that. So what's yours, you tedious obnoxious cunt?

how much would a house have to cost for you to consider it semi wealthy?

chill your beans dickhead

How long can I put off paying the last council tax installment for the year? Parents have been neglecting my financial needs recently.

looks like it works

Make me, Ahmed.

upper middle-class lad, depends on the location of course

>almost summer

ah yes very much looking forward to having to wear shorts all the time, being unable to sleep because of sweating and being unable to play fifa because of screen glare

fuck me sideways

open a window and get a fan

Summer is best lad fuck off

>tfw wouldn't even know what to do with all the space in a big house

alri Keith Lemon, you can pack it in now

Have a wank in every square metre

day is over just 10 hours until bedtime

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fuck off before i send a brick your way
im on a sensitive mission

>fuck me sideways
What did he mean by this?
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>broke straight boys
hmm

do you spend all day every day watching gay porn

kill yourself you fat cunt. only obese sweaty mongs like you don't like summer.

you can always add more layers
you can only get so naked
winter > summer

Yes.

if you follow godfrey elfwick and kantbot on twitter delete me

reckon i could stick all these up my rectum

>ah yes very much looking forward to having to wear shorts all the time, being unable to sleep because of sweating and being unable to play fifa because of screen glare

moar!!!!!!!!!!!

Winter is way better than summer

Lads did you know the pyramids could be over 10000 years old...Fucking mainstream science has been hiding it from us

t. fat

For me, it's a surprisingly warm autumn

I agree but this winter has been utter shit. Wish it snowed heavier

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CORBYN SURGE

Some cut is using my credit card to take out lendingstream loans

this is how beastiality gets normalised

Autumn is the patrician's season.

Prove me wrong.

this
when i was chubby i used to hate summer and going on beach holidays, but now it's the best season