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YLYL edition

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Yesterday I saw a reportage about drug wars in Acapulco, how do you deal with such violence? I thought mafia was bad but that was on another level.

By staying the fuck away at all costs

ok that was pretty good

Who tf up?!?!?

leaf will achieve the final victory

ayyyyyyyyyyyyy

california with the latest disaster, as always

I'm so done.

Sup Forums is my life but Canadians ruin it. I can't cope with this.
I just want a world without Canadians.
I tried to filter Canadian flags but couldn't get it to work.
Canadians would still stealthily shit up flagless boards...

not on my watch

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too much water

Dr*mpf lol

last year there wasn't enough

ironic

fatty

Being fat is a social construct

S*ros lol

wewew

does anyone have the edited version with the /cum/ flags + others?

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5am is the most patrician hour of waking up

good night alt-r*ght

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wow.... rude....

that's mean dude just because i get all my news from facebook headlines doesn't mean i'm ignorant
btw beyonce is amazing and the matrix and inception are the first films in the last 15 years to make me really think
to be the spoon you have to realize there is no spoon
coexist
coexist and more thing
if you don't know the difference between you're and your
you're and your
then you're a fucking idiot, get the fuck off my facebook wall

nice post Charls

>burned my white cheddar cheese toast
>fucked up my over easy eggs

pls kill me my breakfast is ruined and its all my fault ;_;

English style scrambled eggs are superior in every way to over easy

/cum/ more like /dead/

this tbheych

rip cum

Alt-right btfo?

youtube.com/watch?v=rRgkC8Rpy3E

hourly reminder that being gay is NOT OKAY

Having some oolong tea before class, it's snowy as fuck out there today schmendricks

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Pic is not my guy.

DID SOMEONE SAY YLYL

Had my dinner. Chicken nuggets.
To me they looked like leaves.
I thought it was fun to eat leaves.

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Alright schmuck, I still like you anyway so you're getting a free copy of Trump's War. Stay on the line

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we ded /cum/

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im fucking horny of shit that shouldnt make me horny

fucking got me

this is great

wut

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me desu

Gotta Facebook tier funny my wife's bf sent me last night.

getting yous makes me horny. id even lie and say bs to get a you

>id even lie and say bs to get a you
we all do that user

thanks user for the encouragement

ironic cuckposting is still cuckposting

lemme feed your addiction my nigga

(You)s are life

Don't tell my wife's bf. He'll kick my ass.

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thanks il make sure to give you yous back whenever you post something really stupid

nothing wrong with this statement
love peace coexist

Carton > bags

White power.

Jugs > Cartons

We're taking about milk not what I knock around on your mom every night.

>new boss wants to "review" my resume.

What does it mean?

You posted a picture where everyone has milk jugs, you cum guzzler.

did you lie on it

OH SHI-
OH SHI-
OH SHI-
OH SHI-

RIP

He thinks you're a liar

enjoy your anal fissures

Been having strange dreams since starting a tolerance break. Last night I was hired to work for some grocery store and my partner was a middle aged African guy. Apparently him and I had to go pick up suitcases of money from some gang of bad guys or something. My African partner left to do the job but forgot his giant phone behind so for some reason he called his phone knowing is answer it. Then the conversation was something like "you have to come over here now with the money. You just walk over and give it then leave, there's a lot of guys here and they all have guns. Don't worry about me I have a beautiful girl at home."

EASY COMPANY ON YOUR FEET

How do I get into misanthropy? Getting a bit tired of hating myself.

I didn't lie
Should I just offer her my boipussy?

of course a wagecuck would say this

Well then you won't have any issues if you didn't lie

fuc drumpft

>not lying 24/7 and getting away with it
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I live in Newfoundland, how likely is it that I'm gonna get snowfucked lads

If Trump doesn't get impeached I'm going to skip school and make as many protest signs as possible using witty one liners from all my favorite pop media

Drumpf's gonna have to resign after that

i spent 364 days of the year calling people neonazis on twitter and now doing the same thing in a trendy progressive™ way #WomensMarch

i hate white people. i hope the 10% black girl in my class notices this tweet so she lets me feel her tits. #WomensMarch

Post a vocaroo of you saying "oranges are my favourite fruit".

n o

>Should I just offer her my boipussy?
>her
I hope you like eating out women.

I'm in NB, this is unironically the single worst blizzard I have ever seen.

I'VE HAD ENOUGH FUCKING SNOW
MY BACKYARD HAS LIKE 2 FEET, I DON'T NEED MORE OF THIS SHIT
REEEEEE FUCK OFF MOTHER NATURE

Looks like Justin and Donald met today to discuss terms of Trump impregnating his wife.

me @ c u m

>when you hit that itch on your butthole with a good fart

Joe Rogan said to eat garlic when I had tummy ailments but all I got was a delicious smelling skin.

did you buy alpha brain suppository pills too?

I feel sorry for this guy, the way employers have their HR departments set employment requirements is absurd and stupid. Most people don't get the job unless they are willing to either embellish or outright lie nowadays.

Not yet. I'm interested in super male vitality though.

justin is no cuck

he is the most chad leader in the world today

he did what he loved and taught drama, then he just inherited all of canada, and now he uses his office to fuck all the women he wants

drufmpt wishes he was justin

>Justin is no cuck
Wrong
Nothing makes Justin harder than watching other men fuck his wife

He's a fucking dork.

me @ cum

you wish drmuft boiz

justin is the one going around fucking women

melania just cant wait to touch his sexy hair and complain about how he husband hate immigrants

then justin will immigrate into her

Really gets me pondering.

Where are all the high quality posters today?