Kent Roller Girls edition
/brit/
gf is asleep on my chest and i need to go out ffs
for me, it's bessi
Morning lads
Pizza for breakfast
lads
For me, it's Trevor
they're all mingers but trevor
dont think trevor is a girls name though
really need a trashy gf
trevs p fit ngl
imagine how bad she smells
ive got one, they aren't worth the headache 2bh
I wanna put my jiggly stuff in jiggly tuff.
GOOD lad
like an open wheelie bin in summer i reckon
Post male slags.
Patrician choice.
>thinking you can pull trauma trevor
lol
beautiful
I remember when about 4 anons were all drinking the blood orange flavour at the same time and posted pics.
d e d
>been at hospital all morning with girlfriend
>she's been crying her eyes out due to how many tests she's had to have
>just been told she could have testicular cancer
Absolutely gutted lads.
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>a blood orange flavoured drink with only 3% blood orange in it
great
who gives a fuck, you're not drinking pop for health reasons? It tastes good.
monday tune tbqh
people literally drink that stuff because its an healthier option
state of this country
an healthier
alri lads
alri laos
>pop
video card died after 7 years
fuming
VERY important poll lads.
so you finally went on that trip
intriguing
>people literally drink that stuff because its an earthlier option
What did he mean by this?
alri
what time's it in the uk atm
Lads can I get an honest rate?
I know I'm not great looking but would just like confirmation as to where I sit on a scale from 1-10
you or the card
haha thanks
v intriguing
95% of /brit/
14:50:00
midnigh
why does Sup Forums have the best memes?
10 to 3
you?
grow your hair longer, drop the manlet-compensation cut and jut your chin out ever so slightly for photos. instant improvement right there.
which other ones u going to
know its a laff but 5.5/10, fix that mop and could easily rattle 9's tbhm
because everyone can relate to them i guess.
'nam, 'rea and possible 'bodia, 'an
why the long face?
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10 to 10 @ night
>tfw it's 14:54:42
wtf?
Maps in Taiwan were asia-centric.
Funny how we never notice, and neither did they until I pointed it out to them.
saw a map in Fiji that was Fiji-centric
I was like mate who are you kidding haha
how ling
>asia-centric
you mean how America is in their maps, even though it cuts off a bit of Russia?
creased tbqh
right round trip
must be a quasi millionaire
Just downed a pint of egg nog.
'tis the season
most intriguing part of the trip is how i made the money to afford it i'd say
>outing yourself as a mentally handicapped to make a sexist joke
a phyricc victory methinks
Mean kind of like this.
need to write an essay but im gona smoke some weed instead lol
Lads, ever come across old photos of your mum and dad from the 70s and 80s and thought "Aw, how sweet, kinda cool and funny to see how they looked and dressed in their youth"?
Well I've just realised that our current generation of slags our age will one day be mums in their 40s and 50s and their sons will come across old pictures of them.
The 2030s and 2040s might come with the bizarre phenomenon of millions of sons wanking to old pictures of their mums.
Wahey
professional lottery winner or professional male prostitute the most likely probabilities i deem
both equally intriguing
this outfit will look prudish by the standards of society in 30 years time if things carry on as they are.
*looks at you longingly after a few hits*
>greenland and iceland on both sides
oh dear
oh dear oh dear
hnng
Favourite chocolates?
weed makes you gay?
you got the fahetters screenie xx
just found out that the lad i compete against in uni is a weeb who rices his desktop with ultra-weeby pics
LMAO!!
that leaf finally fucked off. took him long enough to realise no one cared.
both so so far off
ever been to asia? don't know if japan or s. korea will suit me
*LMOA
dark
Meant that it makes me more forward.
It's fucking Feburary you git.
Also, it better have not had any rum in it.
and gay?
Going to nap lads
Someone get me a bottle of warm milk? x
fucks sake mate, just unfiltered canada and he's back again
Pretty sure I was already gay though.
soz
>milk in bottles
you're not even a real canadian
I work night shift. I was taking the bus home.
I post on Sup Forums like it's my full-time job, bro, and my actual full-time job could be done by a retarded chimpanzee on ecstasy.
oh
in that case dont reply to any of my posts ever again
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:( K.
>tfw no girl's ever shown an interest in me
Would snap your neck if you ever questioned my Canadianess again
Think a mouse has died under the cabinets in the kitchen.. fucking hongs
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