You wake up in Finland

You wake up in Finland.

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I did and it's still winter here.

Like I do every day

I wake up in Russia and it looks almost the same

NOT THE SAME
FINLAND NORDIC
NORDIC

No wonder it looks the same, your capital was built by Russian Empire.

>tfw no qt fingol gf
how are finnish women anyway?
can't be worse than here, right?

>almost the same
yeah, everything is nice and clean unlike r*ssia
>inb4 retards confuse snow melting into a grey goo with litter and urban decay

t. the one who has never been to Russia further than St.Petersburg.

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>mfw

M A N S E
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oh boy looks like spring here

>no more freezing (like last week), temperature above 0
>it's like that outside

Pros and cons etc

>remember all the snow filled winters when I was a kid
>now every fucking year is like OP

reminder that climate change is a hoax by the chinese to boost chinese industry

I would take advantage of it and go on a magical adventure in this great land.

Hi Helsinki. Tbh this winter has been super warm in north too.

where da blonde bitches at

Time to take the silja line cruise ship back home and buy cheap alcohol.

West coast but I'd rather have your -30C freeze your balls off rather than whatever this shit is we're having here.

That looks quite comfy

Try this, cunt

His -30C dry ass winter is the equivalent of our -10C damp winter.

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wtf

nice southfag meme
t. lived in Muonio and various places at the coast, including north coast where it gets to -30

I thought you don't deal with this kind of shit up there. Explain yourselves Finncucks, why is the sidewalk like this

>dry ass winter
Depends on how far from arctic ocean you are.

Except the city in OPs picture is Tampere.

And I was in Edmonton for 3 weeks two winters ago winter. Rather -30C dry winter than -10C damp winter.

All false, my friend took this picture yesterday in Turku

Wow a sideways picture of windows. Great job there Bongtard

>Finnish """culture"""

Better look for my ex fiancee and see if she wants to fuuugggg

that's the worst thing in winter when the sky is grey and cloudy the snow is dirty and slushy and everything is damp, grey and cold

Finland has Hesburger and it is better than McDonald's

I only wish i could get out of this shithole... I'd happily live in Finland for the rest of my life...

Don't you have Hesburger too?

If you have used an escalator you enjoyed some finnish culture

It is with a heavy heart that I must inform you of the current situation, which is that we appear to be quite full.

I'm afraid this leaves me with no other option than to kindly request you to fuck off.

They're everywhere in the world. My city only has one though. Hesburger, our version of shitty burger, is much more popular.

There are 9 hesburgers in Saint petersburg.

Looks like Russia

Feels good beying acquintances with the sons of SRV's CO and the son of former CO of Kone (who according to wiki is the 472nd richest man in the world) and friends with some of the Reenpää family (owners of Otava)

>t. liberal

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a mechanical invention isn't culture you twat.

Study nursing and you're guaranteed to get a job here.

I'm a nazi

Neither is a fucking burger

Yeah I thought I saw Хecбypгep once or twice over there

What is then?

Tampere looks nice. t. Vantaa

>looks almost the same

It looks exactly the same

Tampere is gommunist

But then again anything looks better than Vantaa

t. ex-Vantaa

I took it sideways on my phone you autist. Why do you cunts always start for no reason? Neck yourself?

Art, food, clothes, styles, literature, philosophies.
Saying all escalators are Finnish culture is like saying all aircraft are American culture

Could be Turku

Study nursing. We take any nurses we can get. You can learn Finnish before or after you get a job.

Hessuburger > Mäkki

>be merica
>invent mcdonalds

>be finland
>invent text message
>invent modern cellphones
>invent internet browsers
>invent modern paper

American ""culture""" please stop using finlands inventions then

And you have none of those if compared to the old world.

stop being butthurt

you didn't invent any of this you cunts

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But I'm not. I just enjoy annoying burgers.

>And then the weakest of us kill themselves
good

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>Art
>food
>clothes
>styles
>literature,
>philosophies

So give us examples

>BBC inspecting it's latest victim

>muh old world
>the stone on my yard is 1'000'000'000 years old
That shit was painted in 1899 you cunt. While the rest of the world was inventing cars and cinema, we were busy masturbating over how noble it is to be a savage running in the woods cursing at bears

>no graffiti
>no litter
>no dirty r*ssian junkies OD'ing on krokodil
>no soot or other shit on the walls
>only sand mixed with melted snow on the road
what did he mean by this?

Not the sms but the cellphone as we know it is pretty much from nokia and first internet browser ever was finnish. Also paper used to be really weak and shitty until finnish paper industry started developing it

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_philosophy
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culture_of_the_United_States
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuisine_of_the_United_States
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Architecture_of_the_United_States
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visual_art_of_the_United_States
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_literature

Spamming wikipedia links is the highest form of american culture?
Really gave me a think

Your butthurt fulfills me

Ever heard of spring? The snow must melt for summer

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_literature
vs
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_literature

Get a room you two

It looks just like Sweden so I'd probably wonder where all the Achmeds went

What are you on about?
The first commercial car was produced by a german guy.

Ketjusta päättelen on joku ex-vantaalainen, eli siis sontaa alun alkaenkin

Meitsi on kyl stadist'

>Tampere is gommunist
>But then again anything looks better than Vantaa
>t. ex-Vantaa
asia kunnossa

I contain multitudes

Lannanluojat ulos

I get some if this.

I ate exactly that today
How do you know to hate it tho?

I am jealous, I love this ice cream. I would sell my family in slavery for some right now.

>You wake up in Finland.
Hooray! I wake up in a warm country!
I fucked the cold in Siberia.

Why are Finns in such deep denial? You are Siberians not Scandinavians, and certainly not Nordic.

The Finns are much more tolerant to the cold than any there pussy nordic germans princesses.

Why these pictures so..depressing?

As far as I know I've never lived in Siberia.

>77% humidity
That hurts with such cold

Which ones?

It is like traps, if you do not know all is well. And even if you know and pretend you do not all is well.

>The Nordic countries or Nordics[1] are a geographical and cultural region in Northern Europe and the North Atlantic, where they are most commonly known as Norden (lit., "The North"). They consist of Denmark, Finland, Iceland, Norway, and Sweden, including their associated territories (Greenland, the Faroe Islands, and the Åland Islands).

Kill me senpai i wan't no part of this.