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great album edition

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sense of community
social harmony

too much drugs
too much drugs
too much drugs

grip this lean nigguh

I'm liking the desk, it's already feeling like home

plymouth is actually an alright place

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MY TEAM'S GOT A LOT OF DONS

>put on shoes and outside clothes inside me apt
>feels kinda good with the weather being so rotten
>i'm going to start doing this more often now

when memes become reality la tbqh

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new casisdead on the sc lads

> liberals
Fuggin gommies.

going to heat some water and boil some 'sketti

>UHT milk in those little cups you get at shit hotels

they're called jiggers

Evening normie crew in checking just got home from work, abnormie NEET nonces this is cue to fuck off

go wank to anime or whatever the fuck you freaks get up to when you're not here

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All the things that the BBS cry about failing in the UK don't even exist in America and they don't seem too bothered about it

I know, I kind of hoped for better from the hilton really

great post

Post your outgoings:

>Contents insurance £5.58
>Life insurance £13.25
>Car tax £11.37
>Car insurance £35.45
>Mobile phone £10.00
>Energy supplier £29.00
>Water £14.50
>Redundancy insurance £18.16
>Service charge fund £55.00
>ISP £37.98
>Council tax £83.00
>Netflix £7.49
>Webhosting £17.00
>Mortgage £280.00
>Car maintenance fund £40.00
>Petrol £100.00
>Food £110.00

>Total outgoings: 867.78
>Disposable income: 822.22

I can now live comfortably on 35 hours of minimum wage work if I need to.

The worst part about Europe is UHT milk. What absolute wankers drink that shit, can't believe we ever trusted them when evidence of their devilishness was in front of our eyes the entire time

gonna do a bf1 plat

what flavour biscuit did you get

might enable reddit flags again but I'm scared

why is this leaf posting unfunny cancerous memes?

i mean play

>£100 a month on petrol

business idea: fix the country

my savings are like 7k and i dont even look at my outgoings anymore 2bh

> 9/11 was 11 years ago

no profit in that, lets just let it burn for a while
t. the tories

Because he's drunk as are all good Canadians between the hours of 9:40 to 12:40 on a stat holiday.

>>Life insurance £13.25
>>Netflix £7.49
>>Petrol £100.00
>>Food £110.00

you could easily cut back there

>>Total outgoings: 867.78
>>Disposable income: 822.22

rich cunt

there's good fresh milk here too

it's just the continental runts don't seem to realise

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>great post

thx la

youtube.com/watch?v=JP9rlDXhDhU

hmm yes

if i had a bf i'd make him a paper rose, bake him a chocolate cake and kiss him on his cheek and lips for valentines

but i don't have a bf
i'm alone

>£160 food/drink
>£20 petrol
>£2~ tax
>£12 insurance
>£6 overdraft charge

>>£160 food/drink
hey fatty boom boom

fuck off you bent cunt before i smack you one

£24-30 weekly train ticket for the 'mute
that's it

t. manchild

of what?

EXCELLENT posts my men

23 is the best British album of the 21st century

milk jiggers you baffoon

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you can't smack me i'm too far away

so cute

Business idea: move the government to a place outside of greater london so they don't have to be paid so much to support living in london

you

>single cup

desu senpai

If I had a gf I'd have sexual intercourse with her for valentine's
But I don't
I'm alone

tfw no gf to kiss my knob and bollocks on valentines

If I had a cat I'd have sexual intercourse with it for valentine's
But I don't
I'm alone

Business idea: be NEET forever

Oh hey, it's valentine's day tomorrow.

That makes 28 in a row now..

Business idea: Socialism but also nationalism

business idea: import women from eastern europe and prostitute them out and skim the money off the top

get them addicted to drugs too so they're in my control and won't leave

i'm not scary

spelling it with a k you absolute twat

this is why canada should be nuked

i'm going to croatia in june, i'll smack you then

> somewhere outside of greater london
Like York.

'g 'o 'e 'p, 'u 's 't 'g?

'o

aye

market's already way too saturated mate
'netto

"I won't be happy until every Jew rat has a bullet in the back of their head!" - Donald Trump

'o, '0 g 'r 'f

That's how it's spelled you twit.

yeah that could work

Perhaps a New York instead, since you don't want to ruin the historical preservation of the city.

:3

bit lewd

not the brightest idea lad
we aren't exactly a civilized bunch

>"I won't be happy until every /brit/ shitposter has a bullet in the back of their head!" - Hiroyuki Nishimura

you should just leave now 2bh

think the chinese gf discovered my smelly poo in the bathroom lads

'r 'l 'm 'A

business idea: invest more in London

how do you get money?

Be unemployed

cut your hair and get a job

whats my name? richard gere? michael cain?
look like... bane?

I'll slap you right in the gobbler bud.

'etto

rap game saddam hussein

Going to amsterdam with mates. I'm almost a wizard. They will attempt to make me fuck a hooker.

It's going to be awkward.

Rate my beer of choice, /brit/.

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smoked a fat swisha

Southern Ireland absolutely BTFO

1) inherit it
2) trade in some service for it on a monthly basis
3) invent an idea and acquire capital to hire labourers who will create value for your company

money is a hollow construct

Underrated/10

cleaning cars

everybody
verybody
erybody
rybody
ybody
body
ody
dy
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sweden is the gift that keeps on giving

'p 'g 'e 's, 'u 't

taigs OUT

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Will HEEM nonces desu

Trick people into doing a job for you then sell the fruits of their labour for many times what you pay them for their work.