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Temporary Secretary edition

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QUEEN BEY YAAASSSSSS

general secretary Corbyn will save britain from the tories

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I am new to your country

Explain this ritual please british fellows

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think this tune is really nice

i rate early 90s british house

good show

was watching it for titillation before i could even wank

What's so great about being white anyway?
>weaker and less sexually attractive than black men
>dumber than jews and chinks

Can't wait to see racists worked to death in labour camps.

so whats going on in the british isles?

Sexual harassment isn't ok paul

>>weaker and less sexually attractive than black men
But facially not really, why it's so hard to find good-looking black guys in gay porn.

BEKSIT

Hahaha

wicked

is America a democracy?

No. It's a Constitutional Republic

> something a poster in the previous thread posted

ah yes

the south

wicked wicked

jungle is massive

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piano gives you goosebumps

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>jungle is
plen

tricked :^)

want to do deliveroo

reminder that all abrahamic religions are shitty memes that need to die
not an atheist btw

>plen

stop this

Explain Morrisson dancing to me.

It's traditional in England to dance like Jim Morrisson?

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Based.
Used to watch it on Bravo along with Eurotrash and that Ed guy who goes around the world doing erotic shit - still looking for a clip of him getting a full body oil massage from this teen with massive knockers.

>gif
fuck off

The Mayor of London is a Pakistani Muslim called Sadiq Khan.

it's called morrison's dancing and it's a right laugh, you go to the supermarket with all the lads and have a boogy

he's agnostic

>twat
shut the fuck up

u mad?

>Khan was born at St George's Hospital in Tooting, South London

Think not m8

>Pakistani
umm... he was born in britain? he's been british for longer than you have

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

he's agnostic anti-muslim

>anti-muslim
prove it

are lad sadiq

*pulls a football away before you can kick it, prompting this scream as you fall on your arse*

>Mr Muhammad, who was at the High Court on Thursday for the decision, said that Muslims were grateful that their leader would be able to come to the UK to offer guidance.
>And Sadiq Khan, the solicitor representing the Nation of Islam, described the judge's decision as "very brave and sensible".

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doing a big think

> Sadiq HUSSEIN Khan
> born: Islamabad, Pakistan
> religion: ISIS
Ah yes, Europe.

>having a name like Sadiq Khan
>being Muslim
>being brown
>""""""British"""""""

At uni halls there was a lad who was probably half-indian, half-white, really fit in both senses of the word, and had green eyes. He looked at me a couple of times too. Hnnnng.

CURRIED

bet you get angry at immigrants not "integrating" when you refuse to ever accept british people as part of your group because of their skin colour

ironic hehe x

Might get For Honour

>green eyes

Sounds Persian

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POO

> He looked at me a couple of times
When's the arranged marriage?

>gif
fuck off

Anyone seen this "cash me outside" meme that's been doing the rounds?

A real rib tickler I must say!

he supports transgenders, nightclubs, gender stuff and other shite

Only from an ASMR content creator

Didn't get it

No i get angry at immigrants for existing

Cheeky Sadiqy

The ol' 'Diq has also been known to enjoy the occasional pint.

>sleeping
I am a Christian and I believe in God
>crusted
Christians suck, we need to be welcoming of Muslims
>drowsy
All fundamentalism sucks
>stirring
Muslim fundamentalism sucks especially
>woke
Christianity is false, but it is a pillar of stability in the west in a way no other religion, not even secularism could replicate.

wew, B side on this is great. Only decent thing that hack ever put out hehe

no but i did see my first live public fedora today, an actual manchild of about 20 with a lovely fedora and a red neck scarf to set it off. he was with his mum too, good lad.

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rorkes erect willy's like this big looooooool

How can we force Rorkes to stop being racist?

Compulsory race mixing?

Public beatings?

Absolute shit gimmick.

Run a blade down your arm lad.

>Only decent thing that hack ever put out hehe

stop provoking them

Of cow urine

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He's right. Webms exist now grandad.

Is dressing like a slut the female equivalent of a fedora?

I think so.

>the west
doesn't exist

>Christianity is false, but it is a pillar of stability in the west in a way no other religion, not even secularism could replicate.
Ummm sweetie, I'm pretty sure that's because of the culture and not the religion itself. Pretty sure they used to crucify people for trivial things and say a lot about killing people you don't like.
Should be as simple as "don't be a dick" instead.

everything about modern women is basically fedoras for them

my sister

need a nice but dim gf
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>converting a gif to a webm
concentrated autism

EXTREMELY proud to be a southerner

Who fucking cares?

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go to bed gramps

>dressing like a slut

>TFW I will never hold a pair of tits as nice as my ex's

Someone please just kill me now

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Can't believe she snapped this pic in the middle of falling over

what did /brit/ think of the grand tour? did anyone even bother watching it?

i'm only watching the first episode now but it's yankified shite filled with explosions

my schnoz feels strange lads

what fetishes have you developed in the last 12 months lads?

wrong because that circle is smaller than london lol

also fuck off goldberg

fucking hell

behind the scenes porn

Now count farmland as being built on

Fucking neck yourself, piss ant

watched the entire season

first episode is pretty bad, each episode varies but there are some really good ones

absolutely top tier cos it seems way more natural (I know it probably isn't). Pretty rare though

me in 30 years

bimbos