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Tiny hands edition

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Grapist is going to spend tomorrow alone lmao

shit canadian thread post nicoinstead

STOP CALLING ME GAY

those hands are definitely proportionate to his body, I don't see what the fuss is desu

>implying anyone wants to touch trump after his handshake debacle
Melania has eyes for others too

The size is normal, but the colour seems off

Water is wet

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He shakes hands like an alpha desu

That's Ivanka dumb dumb

>g-global warming is a Chinese hoax!!

oh god, Tradeau is going to CANUK'D her

yee

in fact, a straight man viewing penis is very straight, according to that video

This looks like a BLACKED screenshot, the lighting, the focus... Wow

Windsor is my gf

>when he tried to pull that shit with Mattis
Top laff

>he thinks catastrophic global memeing is real

>its not gay if its a dude in a dress

classic conneticut

It's only gay if balls touch.

gonna be watching the press conference with trump and weed man desu
youtube.com/watch?v=g7BIC7iScR0

I thought I was your gf ;_;

I'm a man
I'll edit the fuck out of you m8

There are no biological differences between the sexes.

hol up

are you telling me water grows like a tree?

Wish I could have kids buds

one has a penis, the other doesnt

No, you're my Italian American gf

Happy v Day. Who's your v?

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>Pajeet in charge of knowing what day it is
wrong
you're my chicano friend

IT'S NOT VALENTINES DAY YET YOU STUPID RAJ FUCK OFF

You

Wish I was a cute girl

EYO, IM FROM BROOKLYN

It's like a guy wrote the first couple sentences and then a really sexually frustrated girl took over afterward.

EYYY TONY
YOU TOOK CARE OF THAT "PROBLEM" WE SPOKE ABOUT?

EYO, TONY, WATCH IT! I'M WALKIN HEEER

Bigot

EYY JUST LIKE MOMMAS RAGU BACK IN THE OLD COUNTRY

I have penis (female)
Red faced anime girl image

THE NUHV OF SOME PEOPLE

I WAS WALKING TRU MIDTOWN TODAY, AND I WAS ONLY SPIT ON BY 3 PEOPLE. ITS LIKE SOME PEOPLE JUST WEREN'T RAISED RIGHT, YKNOW

I want a Latin bf

Alright /cum/

STOP
NOT TODAY
FUCK OFF
I HAVE NO GF

If Im not mistaken, at least 3 of those plants are dead

EYY FORGET ABOOOOUT IT

>clear line where the river floods every year and trees can't grow there

Styx was too busy playing minecraft and eating MREs to water them.

Alright YouTube
*stirs tea*
The legacy media is lying to you again. This is all part of the paradigm shift. As I said before, Trump is just a mild reformer. He is not a tinhorn dictator. It's actually quite funny. I'll be making a minecraft video later tonight. Mmmm.
That's about all, peace out.

FUHGEDABOUDIT

High water mark doesn't necessarily mean the water has been that high for several years

t. Californian who frequents lakes for fishing

>where the river floods every year

>nerd shit
Shut up nerd

Pretty accurate

oh now it's retarded

>jerk off

>play a few games of overwatch

>go to campus and study so I dont procrastinate all day

>lift

>come home and fall asleep alone

gfs are scum

That's what the globalist want you to think. You should find a woman and sire many strong conservative children.

>Trump ranting about women

This must be the deal he hammered out to hammer Justin's wife.

>tfw I'll never sire children

trump has a supermodel wife why would he want to bang ms trudeau

youtu.be/g7BIC7iScR0

>tfw I'll never be a space explorer who settles down on a distant planet and starts a family

Christ he sounds like a faggot

my truck got pozzed by the snowstorm

melania is fugly desu

>born too early to go to space
>born too early for robo waifus
>FB killed the VR waifu age

He really does.

Queer

i am no queer my friend

>Ivanka removed her wedding ring in the conference
LEAFED

haha tradeau is speaking french. canadians are cucks

>you have two white cultures in your country
>c-cucks

Canada your leader is long winded, virtue signaling, cuck. I still love you buds.

You didn't need the second comma

Sorry, not sorry :)

At least one British teenager adds me on Snapchat every month because of my name

Canada/America best buddies CONFIRMED

Nah, I want a pause. Long winded. Virtue signaling. Cuck.

Did Trump do his dominance handshake?

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>cuck

>can you answer in English and French

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

reminder to gas leafs with common sense

What are we watching?

*gasses the brits*

HEY HEY HEY
HAS ANYONE SEEN FAT FINGAH JOEY?

COUSIN VINNY TOLD ME HE WAS HEAH

>two white cultures
>france
>giving up anglophone culture so easily
you guys really are cucks

Trump just conquered Canada. Justin is surrendering unconditionally.

>lets zyklon B into the thread to kill you inferior beings

Taigs*

world baseball classic

>Justin "uhhh" Trudeau

If America conquers your country, you win

what are you even saying? canada is a dual nation, french people are 1/3 of the country

This is a goddam embarrassment. This child is babbling in French. Next he will be babbling in Arabic.

What did they mean by this?

I like how the press is trying to corner Trump and he just rambles about national security.

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youtube.com/watch?v=ABavfazPTjo

Did Trudy bend the knee, yet?