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THIS MEME. WHERE ARE THE OTHER SEA??

>Failpenis
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>Singapoor
youtube.com/watch?v=E6djDC17Zjw

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these videos make me cringe so fucking hard

k8

happy valentines asean

>tfw I need to pass by Dangwa today on the way to uni
Crap. Better leave early.

Delet

Why do you have to remind me

>tfw I'll be eating with my single male friends in a Chinese restaurant, if my crush doesn't want to eat out with me
I will not be without a woman this year!

who /tfwnogf/ here?!
also happy valentines bros hahaha...

You get that for not introducing your cute female friends to me

SHUDDAP!!

>tfw alone

You don't have to feel sad about Valentines day, if you think all the women you've met so far isn't deserving of you.

RIP Fags!

atimes.com/article/philippines-new-source-grass-roots-isis/?platform=hootsuite

Meh
As if we havent been dealing with Isis tier groups all this time
Even the commies are more like them

any neets online?

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wow imagine Russia have won the war of 1905

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Wtf m8? What's wrong with you. Stop putting pantat on the pedestal. The key to getting a gf is to play in your difficulty level. If you're plain Joe, get a plain Jane. Bbbbut but but Hollywood says I need a 9/10 slut to be happy. No you don't. A slut will cuck you down the road and you're too beta to even kill yourself.

Made some chocs.

I just had sex with one of you people=)

Guess who is the head of DILG

Kek
Aquinofags btfo

All can yellowcucks do is whine and cry

shouldn't you guys be at work or in school or something?

Video proof

>my wife's daughter gave me chocolate to me

Who here is spending valentines day with their waifu?
PIC related

BBC
BIG
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CHOC

Whom did you fucked
your wife
or your wife's daughter

I only work 2 hours in the morning

>tfw birthday on V-Day
>tfw outgrown NEEThood

It's seriously great.

sok bule

Sueno?

kek are the Dutertards and Marcotards this guilt?

its like something is automatically sinister and fucked up

maybe she means the DSWD the produtdut blogger who whines about leni

Valentines day is a public holiday in the Philippines.

i am on paid vacation.

no its not
we just have smartphones we can post into

gf is mad at me because i forgot to bring her chocolate this morning
i guess no sex tonight

*coughs*

I'm on leave so I don't have to look at the loving couples entering our place of business

>"you're home early"
>"My teacher's on leave,probably on a date with bf"
>"How about you?"
thanks mommy

If you could provide the voice (and text), maybe we could make something out. I'll edit the video. :D

Meme true to life.
Kek

kek

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The druglord allegations are not working out
They need a new spectacle

To those nogf, just find a pokpok to fuck.

I have never in my entire life been on a Valentine's date.

it's fucking happening

My gf has a go at me because she was away at work and that i couldn't buy her a rose and chocolate.
It's not my fault you work 6 months of the year off land bitch.

>To US 1898
Bullcrap. We surrendered in 1902.

Surrendered in 1902, but sold in 1898. Nobody cared about what we think, Miguel, were just property to them then.

>tfw you cant shitpost and laugh on virgin cucks on /asean/ later because gf wants dinner at expensive restaurant and secks after

Dont do anything worth later
I hate missing out /Asean/ oc memes

Null and void since we kick out spics

>Nobody cared about what we think, Miguel
Fuck off, I'm not a cuck unlike you. It's 1902, and I'll burn any history book that says "Philippines colonized in 1898."

not a cuck but that's how it was.

Few rich cucks like you are one of the reasons why our country kissed American asses. You're an insult to General Luna.

Dump that bitch, the idea of going out during a workday V-Day is absolutely insane. If she loves you she'll understand and she'll wait until this weekend before you fuck her brains out.

>i'm a rich cuck because of stating facts
what did he mean by this? i don't like this any more than you do.

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>i'm a rich cuck because of stating facts
I'm saying you're a rich cuck because you're ignorant of our history. Read our books, use the internet, research, dude. What's wrong with you? I'm the one stating the facts here.

Alhamdulillah

Ajib di sini
sedang sembunyi dalam kereta menunggu pasangan valentine di hadapan ev hotel seksyen 7 shah alam
apa apa roger

I don't like history but I remember my teacher in hs says we were colonized in 1902 tho

Remember when you storm the orgy party
NO MALAY
Hakka only and leave Ghee hin was here, Hai San sucks long live Yap Ah Loy.

>have a gf
>still uncomfortable about buying flowers because you still look like some awkward beta loser about to finally confess to the girl he likes only to end up being rejected
>extremely paranoid that everyone who sees you with that bouquet just pities the fuck out of you

FUUUUCK

ajib donut carelah
ajib waitin for malay couple to enter hotel
ajib ada iphone 5s (masih ada hutang) untuk tangkap penjenayah
ajib masuk metro dapat duit jadi hero

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3633582/Horrifying-footage-shows-Chinese-man-beating-wife-STUFFS-boot-car-despite-protests-onlookers.html

dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3557278/Shocking-video-shows-moment-man-beats-cheating-wife-middle-Chinese-street-crying-young-daughter.html

That's some nice autism friend.

Just grow your own then or better yet something edible instead, what kind of girl would refuse organic country grown eggplants?

buy alot of condom and tape those condom to the flower
that will show you are giving it to your gf
thats what i did yesterday

I DIED TODAY

Valentines day is the work of syaitan.

And then Percival surrendered like a French to a force that is 1/5 the commonwealth troops.

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ooga booga
whos dis

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If you meant the one of the right

twitter.com/Arfoire1/status/770978842332639232

fuck me daddy

so many people at my favorite park
I just wanted some quiet

You're turning into the next Elliot Rodger at this rate, stop this nonsense.

No, keep going user. Remember Elliot had /asean/ heritage.

It's scary to think that I might have walked past his relatives without knowing it.

Remember, what first drove Elliot mad was hearing his sister getting fucked in the next room.

Why does she look middle eastern?

I remember that when I was listening to his audiobook
>mfw

I doubt tagalogs have a happy valentine today with pagpag and dutiti death squads

be a good girl for me today and i'll give you exactly what you want

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kek, what is this?

>Valentine's Day
>still no gf
Life is suffering

Is the guy on the pic asian?

>Griffith didn't get Guts for Valentines Day
>rapes Guts' gf instead in front of Guts while staring deep in his eyes
Just food for thought, for all of you singles out there

Mexican

I had sex with an dating app girl until 0200 today does that mean that i had a valentine date?

sad valentines /asean/

did you creamp.. I mean give her a gift?

Sadly yes

Slowly descending to madness.