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Southern Powerhouse Edition

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maisie

>le planning red tape

what is this shit

what I see everyday:
Recommended for development
Approved
Approved
Permission in principle
Approved
Approved
Permitted Development
Approved
Approved

Local authorities need to bend the laws of physics to refuse something that can't be turned round on appeal.

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is this guy actually good looking? hm.

Fuck Britain and the British

BAN THE BERCOW LADS

Even if they build more houses you're going to be living 15 miles away from your work place.

you're cucked in all dimensions.

susan

Nothing better than sitting by Southampton port watching a 15,000 TEU vessel cruise slowly into the port, seemingly bursting at the seams with cheap chinese products and clothes made by dirty Indians.

you shouldn't have to grovel for permission in the planning system in the first place

Eat more fibre
Stop watching porn
Go outside more
Exercise

We need a maximum population

if we're at the limit then the oldest person alive gets euthanized for each newborn

Dissolve the UK.

Independent English, Scottish, Welsh and Irish republics.

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GOOD
NIGHT
ALT
RIGHT

>Powerhouse
More like SHOWERhouse am I right lads?

I live 15 miles from work but it's a 20 minute commute. Pretty comfy desu.

ah yes very sustainable

yeah but it costs alot to ride trains

Alright lads. Need help with this, if anybody can give me genuine help am willing to give them a tenner voucher on amazon or sometihng.

I'm applying for this job that asks me 'why are you suitable to join us?' but the next question is 'why do you want to join us?'

What is the difference in answers they're looking for? I feel they're very similar.

I.e. suitable because I have the skillset
Want to because i have the right skill set.

Not sure how to differentiate the answers.

all those approved applications fall within the narrow paramters of the local development frameworks

England has what 50m or something

Not much bigger than Ireland, it's a bit mad

Genuinely looks like a zoo

is actually

Wish we had trams here lads

You've only made them, and a few others, more racist

whats happening in this webm and why?

my bible

susan

>Want to because i have the right skill set.

are you autistic? Want to means do you have a natural interest in it fucking christ

why suitable = if your skills match the job
why join = your motivation for choosing this particular company

first is about your skillset or academic background, second i'd go with how you fit their core company values and more personality based answer desu

First question is about your skills and how they are relevant to the company.

Second is about your motive for joining.

Keep your voucher. Hope you get the job mate.

maisie

I drive, my car gets 50 mpg on the way.

Yanks must be baffled at the idea that 15 miles is a long way to commute

We might
maybe
possibly
portsmouth.co.uk/news/travel/plans-for-tram-line-to-link-portsmouth-and-southampton-labelled-pie-in-the-sky-by-council-leaders-1-7289316

Going to make this girl my gf

Cos they have a job opening innit

costs petrol still ridiculous.

I'm suitable because i have these skills (proceed to talk about them and how they fit in with what the job entails and what the company is looking for)

I want to because it is the field i have worked towards since school etc, and i would enjoy the traits of the job such as X, Y, Z

BLACK LIVES MATTER

Business idea: get a job

do you reckon she's into black lads

>purge the underclass
>become middle-class utopia like Norway/Switzerland
>no crime
>HDI shoots up
>quality of life shoots up

business idea

why are you talking like spastics?

into the trash your CV goes

>bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-38962931
>The 17-year-old from Bradford, who cannot be named, was also ordered to receive intensive counselling from a deradicalisation expert.
would like to know what "intensive counselling from a deradicalisation expert" entails desu

do they just waterboard you until you say you want to suck rasheed's willy?

Ah yes let developers disregard Suds, school catchments, retail centres, brownfield sites, landscape and tourism, industry and mine shafts

Absolutely shocking how out of touch HR is with the actual workforce

do people legit go on tinder looking for gfs?

Business idea: start a business

the middle class are trumped up underclass.

Probably foreigners

She's into my knob

Welp I'm an idiot. Probably not a good sign.

Can't afford that many vouchers, also not sure how i verify who the first lad who answered was.

If first lad is reading this, post then delete your post with an email I can send it to or something

The next stop is Lace market. For the National ice centre, Nottingham arena and Broadmarsh shopping centre.

Business idea: Wage ratio of 10:1

maybe if you live in some provincial shithole

Alain de Botton is such a hack

boiled some minute rice in butter, salt, and paprika

cracked two eggs into it, and let them cook

then threw in some boiled brussel sprouts, and seasoned it with cayenne pepper

pretty alright for a late lunch tbqh

Fascism?

Don't worry about it lad. It took 30 seconds of our day to help you out. Hold onto your voucher

The law is silly around this anyway. Developers in England and Wales have no legal obligation to provide Suds on new developments, they only need to 'consider' it and see if they want to, so obviously they never bother.

It's ridiculous.

This tram is for station street

Been doing a very important project in work for the past 6 months.

Think it's all falling apart now even though the bosses think it's going great haha it's my bollocks for the chop lads.

does crime even happen in australia/NZ

alri, not seen you in fucking ages

they said i would achieve nothing with my tuba degree but look at me now

here champ
[email protected]

Just had a two and a half hour game of chess and knew from the last half an hour that I'd fucked it and was just prolonging the inevitable.

What's the ratio of?

Business idea: seize the memes of production

Thanks lads, everybody has been genuinely really helpful.

Employment, here I come.

boiled my ballbag in a pint of milk

Yup.

It goes like this
>stop believing what you believe and believe what i want you to believe instead

wages

Changed to nottingham station after renovations, lad.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowtown_murders

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diesel lad, costs me £60 a month

so lonely i've started hallucinating bfs

not an argument

...

To?

Best of luck

to what?

"Why do you want to join our company?"
"Business idea: prepare for job interview questons"
"I'm sorry?"
">>>/reddit/"
"???"
"Kek."

want to do deliveroo lads. sounds fun

what about car insurance and all that

i ride a bike a mile and a half for reference

Not been on the tram for ages
I lived within walking distance of the city centre for uni for three years and I'm from Derbyshire, so never really had need to use it. Always been better to get the bus

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaumont_children_disappearance

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Falconio

between lowest and highest earners

What do you spend your money on?

*googles what is fascism*

literally just finished dinner and now I'm eating a pack of crisps lads

I applied there about 6 months ago, took them 3 months to get back to me

I might consider it again in the summer, problem is I don't have a bike

fuck you you idiot, i was the first one,
are you gonna send me that tihng m8 i deleted my post (the first one)

had quite a few (You)s in the past couple of days, even if some were negative. 1 post on Saturday got me 9 alone (8 of them were pretty mean but it still counts)