/cm/

america btfo edition

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/yellowfever/

the stars and stripes will fly over Ottawa's capitol building before the year is over

mark my words

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delete this

why

that's the joke

btfo

Recycle this thread later
Also
>a country annexing another country that has literally 1/10th the population
Epoch

>this is what the perfidious american actually believes

Justin Trudeau has always been based.

the handshake that saved the free world desu

What will you tell your kids when they ask you, "Where were you when Trudeau the Great was coronated as First Emperor of America in Washington D.C, know known as Trudeauia?"

EYO, IM FROM BROOKLYN

I ONLY GOT MUGGED 3 TIMES ON THE WAY TO WORK TODAY

rightful clay

>the stars and stripes will fly over Ottawa's capitol building before the year is over
Wrong, because Ottawa's capitol building will be a pile of rubble

Fucking his wife in front of him

I'll say "I didn't vote for that cunt, fuck him."

because parliament hill will be relocated to washington dc, after the american capitol is burnt down (again)

1812 will commence again

>mfw I realize that Justin Trudeau is actually behind 9/11
>he did it because he wanted the Americans to invade the Middle East, which in turn would cause instability and lead to the rise of insurgencies
>this lead to the refugee crisis, and he decides to prioritize women
>he did all of this because he has a fetish for Middle Eastern girls
Justin is a mastermind

Hiya all.

Any high quality post(s) I missed today?

>1812 will commence again
So you mean we're going to burn down Ottawa again? And then the Brits will take their armies from Europe and attempt to invade from the south, burn down the capitol building, and then have their invasion repelled? I'm in. Hopefully the Brits burn down the entire city this time as well as the surrounding area so Virginia and be red again.

imagine how hard trudeau is fucking melania's ass right now

bet trump has a tiny little boner too

I'm a cuckold

Justin isn't attracted to white women, you fucking faggot. He only likes brown girls. His wife is a cuckquean and fingers herself while she watches Justin fuck refugee girls.

> these are the evil refugees we are banning from this country
really makes me think..

alright

Im thinking either a subaru

or a honda civic

justin isn't a racist, he gives all hot women the pleasure they desire

Get the Saburu if you like having throbbing cocks inside of your anus

500d backgammon

curls before girls

whats gay about wanting good gas mileage/trunk space

So you're saying you want to store more things inside of your 'trunk,' eh? Maybe these "Placer is gay" memes are true after all.

wtf I love math now

delet this

>/cm/
Cheeky.

No.

brown.

delet this

some nigger got my mobile carrier rangebanned for posting blacked porn

Our PM is so fucking sexy my god

You in Texas?
Sorry bro, but I just can't help it.

more like annoying when you search the catalogue for the general

jesus christ who made this game

>trump is afraid of stairs
>Trudeau is throughly immune to them
Keep going burger.

post your city's mayor

Placer's not gay you take that back!

weedman is the cringiest world leader till today

(((((Steinberg)))))

Im 102% heterosexual

*sexiest*

I wonder what Trump's going to do next time he sees Justin
I'm guessing he wants revenge

Really?

I have $6, don't get paid until tomorrow. How do I get drunk tonight?

that definitely was not me

Maybe he will try to fall on him.

what game is this?

isopropyl

cower in fear of the MIGHTY LEAF

Trump was already leaning in though
Watch the video bud
Just grabbed his shoulder to stop from being pulled in

He's like a male model have mercy

Two men completely unqualified to do their respective jobs elected for bullshit reasons. What a time to be alive.

Why so salty? The Trump family loves him.

desu Trump at least has business experience, while Justin really has no relevant experience for the position. All he has is "my Dad was a rich politician"

>*blocks your path*

Now I want to see them shake hands.
To see how hard that orange weirdo YANK'D that prettybois hand.

justin aka "sex symbol" won the handshake against drumpft

>he doesn't know
Trudeau destroyed him on the handshake. He shut down his autism pull before he had a chance.

>I taught drama, you know?

>Trump will never shake his hand

HEEMd

LOL MANLET

how's the corruption scandals going over there bro

JUST

So Canada and the US invented some shit to get women in business even though there's literally nothing preventing them from doing so.

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>tfw spending valentines with my gf (male) tomorrow

Forget Mayweather, way hasnt McGregor called out Justin yet?

The best part is, that unlike your wall, we literally got you to pay for it!

it's nothing

these arrests are just for show, basically people who lost their support and are being taken as scapegoats

We pay for a ton of your shit so you can prop up your shitty socialist medicine.

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Gonna Go To Bed Now :-D
Wake Up Tomorrow At 6 And Take A Shower :-D

Good Night :-D

Too Bad I Won't Make It To New England This Year...

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Makes sense desu.

You're goddamn right you do. And we will continue to.

how does it feel to be cucked by the powerful leaf?

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Justin may have stopped Trump's handshake, but he's not gonna stop me from engaging in sexual intercourse with a Canadian girl

would annex Alaska and those Vermont qt's. don't want the rest.

nice

there's a Canadian girl at my university, but she's ethnically Indian

both so goddamn good looking

anyone like bloodborne

s' pretty gud

wouldnt buy a PS4 just for it though

I wouldn't mind having Justin become Emperor of North America if he married an American woman 2bh buds for a couple of reasons
1. America would still dominate the politics because there are over 300 million Americans and only 30 million Canadians
2. We're economically and militarily more powerful than Canada, which would again mean that America would be dominant partner in a union
3. He might have DC razed, which would be great
It'd be like the Lithuanian duke becoming king of Poland. He may have been Lithuanian but Poland was the dominant partner.
This girl is French Canadian, so it's even better because Justin's also a frog

smug cunt

How do I avoid to screw this?

Business idea
This of course includes the massacre of all Haitians as revenge, though

>America would still dominate the politics
This is why a North American Union would be bad for Canada, we'd gain nothing and lose everything.

>This of course includes the massacre of all Haitians
I don't see a problem

I want to breed a 6'0ft + tall flat-chested french-canadian

>cuba

no

It would also mean Americans could cross our border. That border keeps out so many shitty people. It wold also destroy our health care system.