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CLEAN IT WAGIE edition

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maisie

>tfw no Jennie gf

lonely

ahh subway let me spend 50 pounds sterling on a tiny sandwich that can be eaten in 3 bites

who the fuck takes cucumbers as a snack

Reminder that /brit/ is a left wing thread of peace

Amine

>50 quid for a subway
Screaming at Londoners haha it's probably halal as well

>he doesent bring a cucumber to the fifty shades of grey premier

runt

think i better go to bed now. night lads.

real communism hours

FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

non yank thread

a bag of nuts is much nicer

great edition m8, real original /s

MAKE /BRIT/ WEBM AGAIN

mong

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See, the thing is, most Americans though the tea party blokes were monkeys.

1/3 of Americans were loyalist
1/3 were neutral
And 1/3 autistically refused to fulfill the social contract and pay taxes they incurred on themselves by agitating for war with New France

>tfw my local subway is participating in the offer
BRUMMIE ON THE MAP

I have never understood what the bottom right/purple box means

>mate made fun of me last year for getting a 'suicide fuel' 9-5 office job while he was at uni doing performing arts
>a few hours ago he started complaining in the group chat about cleaning sick off of seats at his new min wage cinema job

howling

>but as the team, led by McMaster University professor of medicine Darryl Leong, noted: “Grip strength was a stronger predictor of all-cause and cardiovascular mortality than systolic blood pressure.”


see that? being a weak bitch will kill you

>1431-1433 bristol road

yank tier

mcmaster mentioned

It means you are for the minimal size of the state and capitalistic freedom

they were used as dildos

not my fault your city is full of roadlets

it's the a38 you nonce

>arts degree

thought people only did those ironically

the north needs to be removed

THIS is overt degeneracy.

gf just sent me this

plebs

kek'd

the snapchatfu

wank over her story most days the filthy yank slut

post arse

what a slag. i'd love to slam her in the poophole though if i'm being on entirely frank

make me thinking

*creates you*

me having a drink in korea

>looks like she should be thiqq but actually isnt

fuck that

it's available from every single angle you could imagine on her story
you have to keep rotating your phone whilst watching though

Actually could not stand living in America except maybe New England

>commercial centers literal miles from some homes
just fuck my urban planning up senpai

they really wanted to fuck


thanks

create me a korean gf too pls

when you get a chance.. no rush... but soon pls... thanks....

amen

le intelligent southern man

what do people use snapchat for?

I did

she's in Korea

you'll have to go find her :3

>any year
>living in Jew England
um yeah no thanks

>Not everyone who voted for Trump is a bigot, but everybody who is a bigot voted for Trump

You just KNOW

>pseud tier
long words
>patrician tier
short but obscure words

that big black cock would tear them in half

thankful for the wankful

Literally everywhere else in the US is a desert literally and/or in terms of culture

I can identify yank posts without looking at their flag

February 13th in British history:

1322 – The central tower of Ely Cathedral falls on the night of 12th–13th.

1462 – The Treaty of Westminster is finalised between Edward IV of England and the Scottish Lord of the Isles.

1542 – Catherine Howard, the fifth wife of Henry VIII of England, is executed for adultery.

1689 – William and Mary are proclaimed co-rulers of England.

1692 – Massacre of Glencoe: About 78 Macdonalds at Glen Coe, Scotland are killed early in the morning for not promptly pledging allegiance to the new king, William of Orange.

business idea: a bridge that goes to france

It's a weird pic tbf
she's the perfect amount of thick

you just KNOW

pretty sure he's northern

>Cry or masturbate
Decisions, decisions...

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hes from like hampshite i think, went york uni lel

those macdonalds bloody deserved it

>pretty sure he's northern

well he has a southern accent and an IQ above that of a dogs so he must be southern

business idea: not this and also replace the english channel with lava and/or acid

>got drunk as fuck and ate my gf out like this because she wasn't wet enough for my cock

Would never do it sober, my nose was millimeters from her hairy arsehole

Disgusting

*pours you a pint*

there you go mate

Esoteric is by it's nature esoteric

She's struggling to hold in her gut.

sam hyde has an IQ of 400

I am also reading both threads.

>my nose was millimeters from her hairy arsehole
That's kind of hot

delete this post mate

>Esoteric is by it's nature esoteric

ahh yes the representative for northern england on /brit/ is : a bender from chester on redditflags. ah fantasticc . wel done

*furiously googles esoteric*
Yeah mate totally agree aha

do people just use snapchat to send lewd pics to eachother

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Sidi_Bou_Zid

americans and nazis fought in tunisia

weird how WW2 happened in the strangest of places yet you never know about it

no

yeah, add me? x

*furiously bings google*
yeah mate i feel you

if youre a normie then yeh

A nation fixated on feces

More like a pint of milk ey deano! Say hi to baz and the lads for me

February 14th in British History

1400 – Richard II of England dies, most probably from starvation, in Pontefract Castle, on the orders of Henry Bolingbroke.

1556 – Thomas Cranmer is declared a heretic.

1779 – American Revolutionary War: The Battle of Kettle Creek is fought in Georgia.

1779 – James Cook is killed by Native Hawaiians near Kealakekua on the Island of Hawaii.


>After sailing around the archipelago for some eight weeks, he made landfall at Kealakekua Bay, on 'Hawaii Island. Cook's arrival coincided with the Makahiki, a Hawaiian harvest festival of worship for the Polynesian god Lono. It has been argued (most extensively by Marshall Sahlins) that such coincidences were the reasons for Cook's (and to a limited extent, his crew's) initial deification by some Hawaiians who treated Cook as an incarnation of Lono. Cook took the King (aliʻi nui) by his own hand and led him willingly away. As Cook turned his back to help launch the boats, he was struck on the head by the villagers and then stabbed to death as he fell on his face in the surf.

>Following their practice of the time, they prepared his body with funerary rituals usually reserved for the chiefs and highest elders of the society. The body was disembowelled, baked to facilitate removal of the flesh, and the bones were carefully cleaned for preservation as religious icons.

>tfw can't make jokes about the right without shiftless commies flooding in to "support"

not that strange, tunisia is right next to europe

>implying anyone can represent yorkshire except a yorkshireman
Even then, 'e's a daft bugger and 'e don't speak for my neck o' t' woods.

na

iktf
had drunk sex with a milfy older lass I met in a pub, she insisted we 69 with her on top. nose was stuck near her arsehole for at least 10 mins, genuinely was nearly sick and had to struggle to maintain my erection
also her axe wound was hope solo tier disgusting

What kind of post is this? I feel like I should be interested but I can't actually get into it.

fucking faggot

Wait, no, I get it now. Not bad.

very good posts lad

James Cook is the greatest man the world has ever known

racism is disgusting and ugly

rotten