/brit/

Cara edition

wish my arms were thicker so there wouldn't be so much space in between my arm and my sleeve when i wear t-shirts

cara

wait....

very good post

someday youll have big arms...

someday............

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>those cunts at work who eat lunch at their desk while working

Makes the rest of us look bad when we take a real break

Imagine being such a runt that you unironically give money to yanks

Amino acids

its healthier to take a break from your desk.

Lesbian porn is boring, haven't watched it for quite some years

Don't know why people hype it up

maine

amino acids

>all the leftycucks and oven dodgers are in the other thread
nice

Insecure closet homos who get triggered when they see a dick

Yes, it is

much prefer wanking to irl lesbian wedding photos ngl

real thread, fuck off op you attention seeking thread splitting cunt.

FOY

sorry lad, we're here now

fuck off

All the "babe" countries are professional creep producing machines

No, go back with the yanks and other assorted runts

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fuck off yank

>thread wars

Needed to be productive right now anyway

ah yes billy nomates the samefag

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doctored photo

>the runts in the other thread bleating about discount yank sandwiches

I fucking hate yanks

Fuck off to the shit yank thread yank

>telling the Sup Forums edition thread about the real /brit/ thread
This is why you weren't told about the plan.

ESSEX
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subway is utter shit but i like their breakfast sandwiches more than mcdo

why do yanks measure their drinks in ounces

see

*pours you a pint*

there you go mate

All me

Smaller number so it probably makes them feel less fat

how does it even get like that

i
really
really
Like
this
edition

>leave my trash outside like everyone else on the curb so a garbage truck can come pick it up in the hour
>kiwi cunt hobos come around start scrounging around in my trash that I left out
>they start stealing it
>take a look at their car
>its filled with other people's trash
>I think to myself "Are these cunts poor?"
>I call them out after they take it and start driving around
>"Why are you takin' that mate? It's garbage. It has no worth, what're you gonna do sell it?"
>"WHAT WAS THAT MATE?"
>they back up
>I close the door because I don't want to deal with this shit
>they come to my door yelling at me
>"YEAH WE'RE GONNA SELL IT SO WHAT MATE"
>"WE DON'T LIVE IN FANCY HOUSES LIKE YOU"
>"Did you even take a look at my fucking house?"
>they start saying how I "Can't be saying that kind of shit" when they're yelling and swearing around their kids
>they leave

I hate kiwis

All I had in my garbage was chairs, and chair legs and fucking kid toys.

Soooo, useful shit for poor people with kids?

Fuck off leaf don't you EVER reply to me again

going to bed

someone tuck me in?

any recommendations for a good hot sauce lads? nothing too mad

tried sriracha and i don't like it and Tabasco isn't spicy enough anymore

*tuccs you*

black/asian hybrids would be able to out-compete
whitey in every area
that's why china takes such an interest in africa
whitey is doomed to fail

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wasabi

Try habanero lad. a bit hotter than sriacha. might like cholula too

Encona do a decent range of hot sauces. They get hot as fuck at the top end, and not expensive. I think they're currently on special offer at Tesco for quid.

Tesco also do East End Very Hot Green Chili Sauce which is really hot.

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nandos peri peri sauce

Unironically encountered a we wuz woman that believed in kenetiscm and that black people taught white people everything they know

boss is making me work on my birthday, fucking fascist

>nothing too mad
Reading this again, Encona and East End might be a bit hot. In that case you could try Frank's RedHot. That's pretty tasty, a bit hotter than Tabasco, but it's also a bit pricier than Encona, I think it's shipped in from the USA.

is that actually cara?

(wanking atm just in case its her)

i'm 22 and i've never had sex

and you?

27 had it a few times when i was 24, never before or since

Yeah

HEY JACKASS

QUIT SENDING YOUR FUCKING RATS OVER HERE

The gf got me a subscription to a hot sauce box sets for Vday

Stay mad you cuck yank

thinking about shaving my beard into a goatee because full beards are too mainstream now

i drew the original smug pepe ama

where did everyone go?

we're back hun x

do they have petco in america?

>yanks don't even have a national gf service paid for by tax revenue

yes

ye but it's shit

fucking Walmart for hamsters

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Everyone said S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Shadow of Chernobyl was amazing so I spent 10 quid on it and it's not amazing at all.

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Absolutely despise all capeshit films to come out in the last 5 years

It's quiet.

MAKE /BRIT/ WEBM AGAIN

got a cocky in mi gob

what would the rent of an inner city flat in london have been like 30 years ago?

asking for a friend

maybe too quiet

alri? its 4:30...in the AFTERNOON!! time for some afternoon tea, in the late AFTERNOON, lol, loool, haha. yeahhhhhh, and a wee bitta you know what haha say no more

I got webms
who wants webms

is 3:30am too late for a wank

I do this so I can leave an hour earlier

We're posting webms now but I don't know what this is

if you believe in a Jewish conspiracy then you're mentally ill

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>tfw natural sleep time is like 9 hours

thanks mr sheckelburgsteingoldberg

Funny, that's exactly what a Jewish conspiracy would say...

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weird how 100% of authors and intellectuals we typically associate with the frankfurt school had jewish backgrounds

ah well, i'm sure it's nothing lol

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took a risk and will suffer the consequences now

will the regressive left ever recover

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really entertaining me how trudeau and trump are being so professional with each other
going to make both extremes foam at the mouth