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Do you see an Ohioan flag above my post?

fpbp

Mormons

I used to casually eat garlic
it's delecious

I agree

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Chile kun donde estas?

I'm gonna bring flowers to the gf tomorrow when I go to pick her up from class

who doesn't like garlic?

ewww

the hell

Stoopid round eyes

so you are a pedo

huh

Used to eat onions like an apple

I thought you people had great taste?

Shut up, nerd. You have sex with dogs.

You put cilantro on everything

Don't forget chocolate or teddy bear

she's so fucking cute i can't stand it

bruuuuuuuuuuuh
onions tho? for real?

u mad bro?

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How does one acquire an American gf like this?

gonna give that a try actually

I eat poop

>Not eating garlic
>>/out/

british news network > clinton broadcasting corporation

Anytime I need to see your face,
I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place where
your crystal mind and
Magenta feelings take up shelter
in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chic-a-cherry cola
I don't need to try and explain;
I just hold on tight
And if it happens again, I might move
so slightly
To the arms and the lips and the face
of the human cannonball
That I need to, I want to
Come stand a little bit closer
Breathe in and get a bit higher
You'll never know what hit you
When I get to you
Ooh, I want you
I don't know if I need you
But, ooh, I'd die to find out
Ooh, I want you
I don't know if I need you
But, ooh, I'd die to find out
I'm the kind of person who endorses
a deep commitment
Getting comfy getting perfect
is what I live for
But a look, then a smell of perfume
It's like I'm down on the floor
And I don't know what I'm in for
Conversation has a time and place
In the interaction of a lover and
a mate,
But the time of talking,
using symbols, using words
Can be likened to a deep sea diver
who is swimming with a raincoat
Come stand a little bit closer
Breathe in and get a bit higher
You'll never know what hit you
When I get to you
Anytime I need to see your face,
I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place where
your crystal mind and
Magenta feelings take up shelter
in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chic-a-cherry cola
I don't need to try and explain;
I just hold on tight
And if it happens again, I might move
so slightly
To the arms and the lips and the face
of the human cannonball
That I need to, I want to
So can we find out

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I already bought chocolates but no teddy bear
Got her a puppy instead because she told me she has a pet dog

Doesn't seem hard. Have a steady income. That's rich to black folk.

I like garlic, but eating it alone? wtf.

got this and chocolates for mine
she says a teddy would be adorable so here we are

no that's my board

cute

va te faire foutre, nous n'avons pas les places disponibles

Been getting a lot of CHI girls on Tinder. Do Latinas secretly want to get BLEACH'd?

>hear Bad and Boujee one time
>say I kinda like it
>friends play it to death whenever I'm around because I don't like most rap but they know I like that song
>flash forward to a month later everyone and their mother loves it and is playing it

fuck

off

Both are shit.

Yep, I was a kid lmao

you're my new mexican friend
the other one has no taste
it's pretty good man
especially with a swig of yellow mustard after

>ctrl-f
>no cummies
piss off mate

how though? wouldn't you tear up at all?
or were they cooked onions?

>he didnt get his gf a little blue penguin

I hate to fedora post but I don't get how women enjoy being called bitch all the time.

like I took a class on hiphop in college and the girls were all saying how they loved to be thought of as "bad bitches". I really dont get it

next year for sure

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I'd take skin off and eat it whole. I dont think my eyes teared but I remember it gave me slight cramps

This desu

Hardcore, famn

>class on hiphop in college
were they contemptuous and melaninly enriched bitches

>secretly

>check /qa/ for a laugh
>thread for image organization autism
>some of the images have /leftypol/ shit hidden among the files in them and one of them has a straight up file for /leftypol/
It's all coming together, now.

eating onion alone makes your mouth feel really weird, like spicy.

I think this one might require more than money. She's thirsty for attention.
Why the fuck are you speaking French. lol should have learned Spanish at least that's a bit useful in the US

Cuck

French is essentially a dead language.

Spanish is not useful at all in the US

has anyone here spent much time on /fit/? are they cool and helpful/nice?

I remember when /qa/ didnt even have 5000 posts, no clue how it became a board exclusively to cry about anime and Sup Forums

>nobody likes black women

they wuz qweens n shite

Agreed, they only have "muh number of speakers projections" because Africans are having 8 kids each.

Tu mayate habla español que mamadas dices.

Redditors get angry easily

>tfw no mexican sex kitten

They're gayer than /lgbt/ and /brit/ combined

> all those latinas you can fuck while on vacation
And you picked French, your IQ

you're wrong. it's actually extremely helpful when looking for jobs

then who do I consult about getting in shape?

I wouldn't know honestly, onion is the one food my body just outright rejects.
I wish I could enjoy it, but it really seems beyond my control.
Plus it's embarrassing being an adult and not liking a certain food

I've heard a lot of mixed opinions on /fit/
my bro just bought some pre-worked powder mix that seems to work well, about to try it myself

A doctor and a gym.

Ask /k/ for military training

just read the /fit/ sticky, its the only useful part of the board

like this?

cayase lo sico cara de huachinganago

Ich waehle Deutsch

Maybe in Beaner Central AKA West Coast

would like to get pegged one day

Beaners are everywhere now, John Smith.

Post 9/11 vids

Yeah, and they assimilate to the point where many second- and third-generation Latinos don't even speak Spanish. Spanish might be useful, but it won't be replacing English as the lingua franca here anytime soon.

>doctor
I'm not obese
good tip neighbor
>pre-worked powder mix
is this stuff just for trying to gain lot's of muscle?

You are so cute with your chopped down spanish.

Also you look kinda hispanic so stop throwing shit at our beautiful language.

There's more spam than beans in WA

Three cloves of garlic a day buds. I challenge you.

Disclaimer: work for Gilroy garlic lobby

I'm a poop

good luck senpai

Post pictures of him
I missed them

>mfw people fall for the GOMAD meme

>sprain my ankle
>options are either
>constant pain
>expending way more energy to look like a weirdo while walking

Doctor can run blood tests and see if you need supplements. It's something you should do anyway.

I have ancestors from Andalusia

I'd imagine, you losers have shit food

gay GAY gay

no

pretty much, yeah.
At least I think that's all it's supposed to do, I just found out about it today, and have't really had a chance to talk to my brother about it

gonna settle for facesitting for now

That's pretty gay and degenerate desu
Do it, you fucking Moor

pain is pleasure

I don't think pegging is gay. It's just effeminate and degenerate.

didnt save em.

>Andalusia

Literally moor central.

I'm a poop a poopity poop

Btw what ethnicity do you guys think this girl is? Her father is black from her Instagram. The other half is what I was wondering about.

I wasn't even talking about food but our food is the best in the nation you prairienegro

why are you such a cuckhold