WHY THE FUCK ARE SINGLE MUMS SO FUCKING USELESS I TOLD MY MUM I HAD A MEETING FOR A JOB AT 3:30PM SHE PROMISED ME LAST NIGHT SHE'D DRIVE ME AND NOW IT'S 3:17PM AND SHE'S NOT FUCKING HOME!!!!!!!!!
WHY THE FUCK ARE SINGLE MUMS SO FUCKING USELESS I TOLD MY MUM I HAD A MEETING FOR A JOB AT 3:30PM SHE PROMISED ME LAST...
Liam Baker
Nicholas Edwards
take the bus
Cameron Robinson
>can afford to travel all over the world at any given moment
>bitches about jobs
I'm jealous as fuck of you, Jorge.
Bentley White
Just tell the company that your mommy was late picking you up to drive you to your interview, I'm sure they'll understand.
Kevin Reed
just drive there yourself
lol?
Josiah Barnes
Ride an emu to work.
Wyatt Gonzalez
>queensland
Blake Collins
She doesn't give a fuck. She did something last minute and though, "Oh user won't mind, tee hee." If she thought it was really urgent, she'd have arranged to have dropped you off much, much earlier.
When she gets home, tell her you lost that job and then just be the biggest piece of shit you can. Eat all the food, shit in the kitchen, just be a complete slob and let mommy know you need to make cummies.
Luke Jackson
sounds like your mom has lost all faith in you has decided to no longer bother with going through the motions
Benjamin Smith
>taking the bus
yeah have fun with all the vagrants