Tell me about Belgium, what do they do?

Tell me about Belgium, what do they do?

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Pray to Allah.

Win world wars by naysaying german Schlieffen plans.

divorce

The best beers

>implying

best pastries yes, beers no

language war

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We are a bunch of frenchies and dutch cunts constantly bickering about inane bullshit.

Chocolate

It's a failure of a country, lacking its own culture and inhabited by two groups that perpetually hate eachother even as arabs overrun them. It's downright pathetic, and there isn't even the pretense of a Belgian identity existing.

Flanders should go it's own way

They do very strange movies
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How can you tell if one is Flemish?

One part of the country sounds like a retard with brain damage is trying to vomit.
The other part speaks French.

It's one of the best countries in europe desu.
Also, they make best beer.

Damn... That means I'm dating a Flemish girl

Basically beer, parties and whores.

it sucks

Nice, I would have say that you can tell if someone is walloon if he is a poor retarded redneck with high level of consanguinity.

They're futured in a lot of Dutch jokes.

become the plot of the typical australian horror movie of a backpacker being abducted and raped by a crazy outback loner

Those two aren't mutually exclusive though.

My condoleances to your dignity.

Don't listen to these guy. Flemish sounds soft and civilized while the dutch accent is renowned for being a disgusting accent.

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What a coincidence the Dutch are featured in allot of Belgian jokes