>brother sick
>give him 7 tylenol as a joke
>"you really supposed to take that many"
>"yea one for each 10kgs you weigh"
>he believes it
>go outside for ~30mins
>come back
>hes in his bed like this
fuck what do i do?whatvthe fuck do i do int im panicing do i call 911/ or is 7tylenol ok?
hell be fine
you surenman hes passed out
check for a shart
definitely pepsi
You fucking retard. Immediately call an ambulance and then smack yourself, spoiled brat.
It's easier to treat during the first 24 houre.
if he survives tell him he's cute
>call 911
American ambulances are going to have a hard time getting to you in time mate.
your brother is a fucking moron though of course you don't take 7 ...
>flag
Shart expert confirmed. Listen to this man
Get an ambulance asap
Oh yeah, totally okay
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you usrw man? dont want to call unenexasarily
one shart = he's fucked unless he has more tylenol
two sharts = he's fine
no sharts = he'll probably be fine
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The internet says that every year 500 People die from the intense liverdamage a tylenol overdose causes. Good riddance OP, I hope you are trolling.
just have some boypussy
Is there any measurement for a shart?
Like consistency or colour?
He's a goner, better call an albanian to harvest his organs and sell them for a shit load of euros
semen is an antidote for tylenol and would be absorbed fastest rectally
Yeah on second thought, he'll be fine.
Shouldn't really bother the EMTs they might get a bit pissed off.
and I think 2 is a lot
acetaminophen poisoning, his liver is probably shutting down, wouldnt he turn yellow though?
this, or try smearing some on the membranes of his mouth
I can't imagine there are people that would play dangerous jokes with their family's health.
they will dry up differently or if you manage to check soon enough one will still be wet
he looks..lifeless..
tell us if he's dead user
i didnt thibk hed do it
hes passed out
>inb4 OP goes to prison as a joke
I hope this isn't real, but seriously, if it is, whatever emergency or poison control services you have, get on it
classic swedish banter
>"why didn't you help your brother after he'd taken the tylenol?"
>well i asked my friends on my favourite Vietnamese wood carving forum for advice
What was the dose though?
>the usual maximum recommended dose is 3 grams in 24 hours.
>implying paracetamol overdose would come on in 30 minutes
>implying it wouldn't just be from his illness
>implying you shouldn't call an ambulance anyway
>implying this isn't a bait thread
>that feel when OP's post is an allegory of current day Sweden
I just had the tab open but I googled he'll be ok
500mg
Kek
KEk
KEK
this was posted on r9k yesterday too
gay pasta
Spoon test.
nigga just looks pretty sleepy to me, what the fuck you panicking for nigga?
he will have permanent kidney damage / permanent renal failure if you don't call the ambulance
might already be too late
If you are tellin g the truth you are the dumbest fuck ever
Sleep tight, puppers.
permanent kidney damage is much more likely
1 tylenol = 500 mg paracetamol
you can take max 6 spread over 24 hours
7 tylenols at once = 3.5 grams paracetamol at once
meaning bye bye kidneys
I hope OP will at least have the decency to donate one of his, or have good Kosovar contacts. What a dumb dickhead, always knew OP was a fag but this one takes it to a whole new level
>1 tylenol = 500 mg paracetamol
>you can take max 6 spread over 24 hours
We smash down two or three panadol at a time, every few hours when dealing with hangovers, etc. and those are 500mg paracetamol each as standard.
>meaning bye bye kidneys
The fuck is wrong with your people? Do you have kidney bean sized kidneys or something?
yeah 2 or 3 at a time is standard for high dose, but not fckin 7
read up on paracetamol toxicity, over 3 grams in one go will permanently damage you kidneys, and I mean really damaging them
trust me I always aced my pharmacology courses
also 7 at once = completely different then 2 or 3, followed by another 2 after 4 hours, 6 in 24 hours = about 4 hours metabolism rate
the peak in the bloodstream counts, 7 at once is massive
how stupid you are?
make him vomit asap
your brother is not white, kill him with the pillow and make Sweden nordic again
See that hue around his ears and neck?
That's actual cell bleeding due to liver failure. It literally makes your skin colour retreat to the edges of your body and 'give off' on clothing.
It's real scary shit. Don't touch him unless you want his dead cells to fuse with yours which sets off runaway necrosis.
he NEEDS some fresh, high-quality arab semen to replenish his hormones and electrolytes right now, Sven
you should have a jar of it lying somewhere, right?
Congratulations, he isn't white anymorf. You make ýour progressive xisters proud.
Dye hair green and put some red lipstick on him.
-karma
your gameplay ending has now been affected
Did you alter the image just so that I couldn't find anything when I imagesearch it?
Either way good job baiting all those retards into giving you attention.
You missed a spot on the edge of the ears, neck and collarbone.
He seems blue, in all seriousness though, he dead, his liver has been fucking trashed
>7 tylenol/ 500mg
>one for each 10kgs
You are too stupid. that dose may kill his kidney or/and liver, and so on, then may bring DIC. I really hope your brother will be fine or you are a just troll.
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I would be really happy if I were assburger and misunderstood to read OP.
>7 tylenol = 3500mg - 2100mg
>he might be 70kg
>he took around 500-300mg/kg
>the toxic dose =150mg/kg
>the LD = 200-1000mg/kg
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I-I still can't see your meaning exactly...... ,but I'm glad if you understand that I'm wrong and he is safe ;(
He means you're stupid and that you shouldn't respond to troll thread
Thank you so much. now I can sleep well tonight thanks to you.