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MAYNE SWYEMP METOR edition

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happy valentine's

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Sitting on the sofa listening to Robbie Williams lads

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just eated 4 kiwi fruits

happy valentines

not a single 1st world black country lmao

COS SHE THINK SHE'S MADE OF CANDY

drain the swamp and fill it with investment bankers and personal relations

Drain the swamp and fill it with FASCISTS

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usa

argentina

Shan't be going away, lads.

Losing my virginity at age 24 to a Polish escort tonight lads.

Her nickname is 'Mummy Diana', reckon she'll be really into it.

heheheh

who /sex/ today?

the chinese gf says we have to take things slowly reee

>slowly reee
no, she just said slowly
you should understand her accent by now, mate

Fucked my life into pieces

my name's lee

ha

>told not to buy a valentines day card
>told today to buy one

ffs can't go into a card shop today ill look like some feckless idiot

happy valentines lads

negotiate a compromise by having non-penetrative fun. she isn't the master of your relationship and she's very selfish to think so. You're also a beta for letting her dictate what you can and cant do.

schoolboy error

wrote a letter, made it look like i'd posted it, bought a stamp, stuck it on and posted it through the waifus letterbox

multiculturalism = bad
multiethnicism = okay

thoughts

well, today is also the day her brother died in a car crash so normally nothing happens regarding v day

bit tire

going to go to sleep soon

chinese gfs:
me - 1
(You) - 0

learner driver error

Multiculturalism is good because I want the world to be my cultural zoo

GOOD thesis. Can I borrow it for my dissertation?

>getting walked all over by a tiny chink

fucking lol mate.

i haven't touched anything that's been in your ass

doing a bit of the ol' 'epression lads

went to stormzy's house last night to try and get an autograph but he said no so i kicked his door in

>he fell for the 'let's not do valentines this year' meme

always ALWAYS buy a backup present

I like to buy chocolates as my backup present because if she doesn't get me owt I can just eat them

No
Did you know that without multiculturalism you would not be able to buy pasta and curry in the shop
Bet you change your tune now you racist

howling

but srsly

how the fuck do I get a card without looking like a tool

>'epression
t. ol' white man

why would you look like a tool?

Asked my boyfriend what he's planned for us later and he just said "Valentine's means Valentine's and we're going to make a success of it".

you'll look like a tool either way

> the unparalleled british wit

coz today is th eday innit

shoulda been more prepared, yknow

where are all the desperate girls

maybe today i could actually pull someone

well how ol' is 23?

don't care where you copied this from it's a cracker of a post, would sort you a crunchie if you said this to me irl

some runt came to my house last night asking for an autograph so i told my man shut up

Don't get it...

>> the unparalleled british arrogance
fixed

excellent posts

>>> the unparalleled british arrogance
>fixed

I know you're being facetious but I don't care for either of those anyway

>maybe today i could actually pull someone

you'd look cool desu. like you don't give a fuck

making eyecontact with people in a lecture is the absolute fucking worst

>the decimated aussie bumhole

im pretty much a full blown normie and still have no idea where you meet potential gfs.

must just be an ugly cunt.

oh well, i guess its a life of crippling loneliness for me

>the cropped australian flag that is the british flag

just get her a card dickhead

why thank you

but the other issue is I went in the shop yesterday to get a get well soon card for my potentially dying mother

they're gonna know its me

females are fucking mongs

they don't like looks but status and strength

obv having a nice face will get you a gf tho

she is quite small desu :3

filtered canada again and the thread quality increased tenfold

might try filtering every flag but british and see how that goes

*makes eye contact with you from across the hall*
*slowly blows a big saliva bubble*

Chicken wraps are ON the menu.

tinder

>strength
what

who's gonna get subway'd out of their fucking face and watch free premium porn all day

never get any matches.

hey boys x

You've got to be over 18 to post on this site

u a stupid nigga

@71185629
you could cure cancer and still no one would pay you any attention

In the office on me tod lads haha

another one added to the filter list mhmm

maybe I should so appeared strength, and I don't mean as in BRO I CAN LIFE 243223 LBS

I mean strength of status in society, so who's an alpha male by being the loudest, rudest, and generally most ignorant

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>free premiun
link me g

alri

>71185686
consider your post hidden you repulsive little worm

Would love to meet 90cm manlet race in real life and just kick the fuck out of him.

a girl you fancied chose a better looking more successful bloke didnt she?

haha you pathetic bitter loser.

why does Trump make himself orange

Bellowing

pornhub la. just gotta give them your email address which i shan't be doing

i wouldn't. his horrible voice would disgust me even more than it does through vocaroo.

phone's still in me mum's name

> he uses a reddit-tier plugin for Sup Forums to filter informative users
HOWLING!

i wish I could find the feeling to love anybody else other than my parents and pets but right now I'm too selfish and big headed to get into any relationship.

mate i do NOT care

was it autism?

getting a £40 deliveroo for lunch

thought i'd treat myself as i'm not going to be spending it on a gf hahahaha (i don't have one)

whites have been compromised, time to create a new masterrace

haha

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maybe if you weren't such a fat twat