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maisie

Imagine waiting half an hour to save 2 quid lmao

why are you on Sup Forums on valentines day?

*Supports the Patriarchy*

waheyyy

>why are you on Sup Forums on valentines day edition

Honest question: why do fat chicks think anyone is fooled when every single picture of them is a close-up?

um actually it's not valentimes day x

pre just-fuck-my-face-up-senpai august desu

Imagine waiting half an hour for your ride to work lmao

Honest query: can they even take a photo that ISN'T a close-up?

Sup Forums is my gf

making a complaint to the ASA about this

because, as i have explained to you runts before, i do shitpost and nothing at work all day

outstanding taste

*parks aggressively*
*exists the vehicle at a rapid pace*
*slams the door behind me*
RUUUUUUUUUUNNTS I KNOW YOU'RE HERE RUUNNTS

every girl on tinder looks like a massive degenerate, a short-fused chav or a boring prude.

not good.

Why you posting pictures of my waifu m8??

I call those undercover chubbers

Also the most common "men are pigs stop hitting on me" posters on social media

>I would never fall in love at first sight with a fat chi-

bengal famine

exists the vehicle

>boring prude
really don't get why those ones are even on tinder desu
It's like they missed the point completely

is there an umbrella term for redpillers/mgtow/mra/incels

A heart as big as a whale

I'm surprised the English know about the DUP

virgin

Spastics

just liked my mates ex-gf on tinder. lets see where this goes.

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a-HEE di-HEE di-HEE di-HEE

nowhere when it's not a match

*strides confidently into /brit/*

>How many layers of fat are you doin right now
>I dunno about 7 or 8 my dude
>You are like skinny child, watch THIS
>534342

I am Greater London. I am a Blackie. Bix, bix nood. Hahahahahhahahaha? No. no, racism is wrong you fucking twats. if you laugh at fings like that you should be strung up by your nob and left out to dry

sex one day

death one day

i've amassed quite the collection of /brit/ frogs in my time here over the past year

ah yes, the self-styled frog for every situation yank

Disgusting, why would someone think she looks even remotely attractive is beyond me, just think, she actually BOUGHT that outfit, took the time to put it on, I'm guessing 30 minutes and got someone who I assume she paid to take a fucking picture of it, what an absolute waste of money, she would've honestly been better off just wiping her arse with it. Look at those excuses for hands, fucking TROTTERS, I'm surprised she can even lift that amount of weight under her arm, that blob of that is probably bigger than Arnies entire arm in his prime.

*opens third eye*

yes, now I really see the truth!

Tell me then, how do you feel about the Bilderberg group?

> really repressed and socially stunted
> 'hey user, I see you're really sad and shit'
> 'just be yourself'
> *be myself*
> 'user, stop being like that'
I'm literally this || far from the ol' 'cide.

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merely a distraction

Fucking legs like tree trunks, actually that's a good comparison because it will probably take her a LOT of effort to move from that position the absolute fat fuck. It just genuinely disgusts me seeing shit like this, surely you come to a point where you just realise how fat, ugly and unnattractive you are, she must literally be delusional to reach this point.

I believe that God doesn't exist and women shouldn't be able to vote and uhhh come on help me out here fellas I need that hat

why does the leaf use the name field

want a femboi to spunk into my bum

every day that passes, I feel less able to relate with other humans on an emotional level.

woahhhhh........ dude...........

Hope that namefag leaf kills himself

*hats you*

Fat people should be forced into camps to lose weight and reform themselves, if they refuse then they should be killed on the spot, or better yet maybe we could harvest them and use their fat as fuel.

she has an eating disorder

relate to this

*unzips bp*

Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????Tell me about Bane???????????????????????????????????????? Get 'em on board! I'll call it in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Being triggered by t h i c c girls
wew lad

Yeah it's called eating too much the fat fucking pig.

the funny thing is life is meaningless so you might as well have fun instead of wasting it on books lmao

>Fat people should be forced into camps to lose weight and reform themselves, if they refuse then they should be killed on the spot, or better yet maybe we could harvest them and use their fat as fuel.

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>uhhh come on help me out here fellas I need that hat

t. fat fuck

would heem any of you abnormals on sight if you came within 50 metres of me

Rational thought: the average life fails a cost-benefit analysis

what if you find reading books fun

check & mate

too many layers of thicc

think she needs help cleaning herself properly?

fat people must reek

> would heem any of you abnormals on sight if you came within 50 metres of me

my mate got jumped by some irish lads in town last night
They didnt even rob him they just kicked the shit out of him
for some reason i'm finding this very funny

then you're probably a nerd who's deluded himself into believing that

another victim of the heem machine

The screencap of horror stories of fat people from a paramedic comes to mind.

going to 'mit the so-called 'cide i reckon chaps

Nah he's write learning can be fun 2bh

i am a nerd and love reading and learning but i also have an active social life full of fun with my mates.

what now?

>emitting pesticides

telling my local bobber about you

got a card

they did fuggin recognise me

km

daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs

the normies have started to like me in work lads

could I... possibly... just POSSIBLY... have made it, lads?

nerd mates having nerd 'fun'

By "the ol' 'cide" I meant homicide.

pic related will be you when I snap.

how to help the NHS business idea: fatties, smokers, druggies and alchies should pay for their treatment (beyond national insurance)

hahahaha
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he did get literally heemed and was so mad about it that he didnt turn up for any lectures today hahaha
i do feel a bit bad for him though

Remember doing a proper fat laff the first time this story was posted

>smokers
they already do. The tax on tobacco is so high that smoking actually gives more money to the NHS than it costs

Gypos no doubt

Share it

Anime lads, anything else worth it to catch up with this season? I'm only watching Gabriel Dropout and Onihei.

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more like holidays, festivals, getting fucked up, listening to cool music in cool venues. doing other fun stuff. canoed down a beautiful river recently with some of the lads. play some sports together regularly as well.

im sorry that your dichotomous thinking inhibits you experiencing any of this..

Siege servers are a fucking joke.

is that the one with the decaying fatty?

is that off of that custom seasonings post?

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I wonder how you handle wanking in prison

KEI