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English """culture""" edition

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anime

me me me

Me on the right.

what a fat cunt lmao

Amine

creasing

good post

why do adverts always have a black person at the front?

Liberals are cancer, fuck the lot of them, their ideology is full of inconsistencies and often kneejerk.

I literally hate liberals more than I hate these Sup Forums retards.

No way you big spastic, you're a mentalist!

you've fucked prostitutes? grim

rate the gf

pics of face

happy valentines :D

youtube.com/watch?v=RGgEqRRX3Dk

funky drummer

*does a flip*

>you've fucked prostitutes

No.

fringes are shit

me vs runts

...

faggot

how many girls have you shagged?

honestly dont see how its worth it to try and have sex with a girl and then never shag her again

le manic dream girl

Marriage is a failed institution.

Relationships are advanced forms of manipulation.

Virginity is a social construct.

sean bean?

*flips and grinds into the thread*

alri, good evening. Just made/ate a delicious Pad Krapao.

2spooky

>i'm attractive because i've shagged loads of girls

'no'

fatties take anything

WHY?! WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO WITH THESE JEZEBELS? All I want to do is come here for an asexual experience that will exercise my brain but I am constantly titillated by these vixens with their prodigious hips and provocative figures. Can I never satiate this thirst, will I ever know the touch of a woman and enter between her loins? Will my seed ever drip from her moistened hole?

Life is a constant hell. No wonder I resent women do.

Bender

>yfw you realize most philosophers were the intellectual incels autists of their time

My favourite colour is OH MY GOD BITCH

only 12. but you're right, im pretty bored of casual hookups already.

would much rather have a gf

Sean Heem

hvd

How do normies have sex?

How do people like each other so much that they decide to undress around each other and put their parts inside each other?

anyone else smell quavers and extreme irony?

but the hymen is material

big virgin post right here

I tend to be a repeat visitor to prossies, and not just because I'm hoping they do bareback for regulars

let's talk about Uber, lads

I have the house to myself, so I will put the speakers up by 1 tick as a treat

it's a natural consequence of physical attraction.

>tfw ugly cunt

@7xx9xx5x

not

a

single

pixel

because our bodies are fucking screaming at us telling us to do it and it feels really good for both involved.

Its not really hard to think that someone will want something that feels really good from someone they are attracted too.

If you're out at the club you can notice if a girl wants to shag within 10 minutes of talking to her sometimes. Then you just have to make the move and say lets go back to my place.

What is she doing for valentine's?

Pizza still isn't here. Papa Johns put me on hold.

They did charge me for it though. No delays running that through of course.

if and when I have sex with a prostitute i'd like her to say to me how she wonders why I'd even have sex with a prostitute

sitting on my willy

M A D M A N

very runtish post that lisickly

>If you're out at the club
aha
>talking to her
ahaha
>make the move and say lets go back to my place.
ahahaha

this

what a great laugh it is

bet she has absolutely no arse

I will try and retain some dignity today by not logging into Tinder or OkCupid

Hate it when that happens, what'd you order?

good post

>papa johns

grim

last time I was there the place was completely run by ex-con hispanics with scars and tattoo sleeves, but it was in NYC so i just called ahead and crossed the street to pick up my pizzas

bellend smells of bellend

whats wrong with you lads that this is so unlikely?

smeg me arse!

do even a majority of young people go clubbing? i know tons of normies that dont like them and prefer bars or shows

If you could go back in time, what would you tell your younger self?
>buy bitcoins
>charlotte fancies you, chance it or die a virgin

runt

>Mum and dad's marriage crashed and burned
>Brother is crying and having panic attacks over his gf
>Friends who seem inseperable with their gf's break up with them almost instantly

Ah yes, 'relationships', totally not pointless at all.

Pepperoni pizza and some breadsticks. The guy finally took me off hold, was a dick about me asking when my pizza would be here, so I told him to cancel it, then the pizza guy called me to tell me he was outside.

>If you're out at the club
the club?
are you fucking 12?

no friends
not particularly attractive
no confidence
never go out
complete virgin
poor social skills
don't like loud crowded environments
never had any girls like me

idk i hear its common in the UK. I never go clubbing in the US. Just bars and pubs

Haven't gone back to Papa John's since they stopped doing that Tandoori pizza with the Phal sauce.

Domino's version is just rank, literally just tandoori chicken and some peppers.

Fuck off mate I don't ask for much.

>head to Sup Forums for the first time in ages
>it's just people talking about pewdiepie


hmm

definitely not a group of 12 year olds on that board, no sir ee.

>being friends with X will send you down the path of abnormieism and he will backstab you in the end anyway over a girl that ends up being quite average

first mistake
>they are attracted too
>implying they are attracted to me
second mistake
>out at the club
>implying I go out clubbing
third mistake
>talking to her
>implying I talk to women
third mistake
>say lets go back to my place
>implying any woman would EVER say this to me

finally taken the redpill I see

wouldn't today be a particularly good time for both?

I have made the experience that people confuse bars and clubs. Or when talking about clubs talk about shite clubs.

Who here wants to join my atheist club?

>Tandoori pizza with the Phal sauce.
Crypto-Rasheed.

>it's a Sup Forums thinks people go to clubs for a shag episode

sigh,I wish I was 18

>If you could go back in time, what would you tell your younger self?
"go to study faggot"

Brits still go to clubs for some reason.

also fuck off 3rd world shitskin

im cold and my feet hurt

le 155 has regrets

my parents are still together but i've still no desire to get married or have kids

even if i could i wouldn't.

this desu

well it depends on the club

bet 20k on leicester winning the league desu

>its a 190cm cant pull from the club episode

honestly i just said club because I always see brits talk about it

no one clubs here because clubs are complete shit

this apart from 2nd one and last one desu

Don't stop going to the gym when you start full time work.

>it's a think about that time you embarrassed yourself publicly recently episode

>this apart from 2nd one
don't kid yourself mate hahahahahahahahahaha

in Britain if you know the girl already then sure stuff will happen, but it's very rare for a femanon to bang a stranger unless they're a turboslag.

can't embarrass yourself if you don't go out
le tapping black man

>Tfw your right eyeball is expanding again
For fuck sake

>shitskin
says the american

t. some guy who obviously never goes out and pulls

Nightclubs are for poor blacks

Less than a step above wearing too much cologne to a greasy stripclub where you complain about drink prices

It was the opposite for me, once I got a job I started going to the gym, now that I'm a NEET again I'm getting fat.