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heavy freight edition

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corn pops, apple jacks, knockoff fruity pebbles, or honey bunches for breakfast, buds

don't talk about your mom like that
honey bunches

that's true, normies are always putting on a super positive attitude

Trains are sex.

I'm having honey bunches

*animes at you*

>tfw you're unironically a train conductor for CP rail

I've actually jerked off during a shift too /cum/

I jerked off in ur mum's shift

Tiffany Trump's boyfriend is called Ross Mechanic

could really go for a fuck now

also having chocolate/sugar withdrawal symptoms again

Tits

nipping off to my piano lesson

nice bud

>CP rail

but only big ones

you wish you have freight locos like this in europe baby

your sets are like models

>cops come to my room asking for my roommate
>finally think theyre gonna bust his stupid ass for selling pot
>its about parking tickets

why don't you just try and get rid of them

>tfw ran from CP police when i was like 15 with my friend because we broke into a trainyard and rode a utility vehicle around

Just got matched with another Latina, buds

>Avoiding tickets when you sell pot
What a moron

>gpa is much much worse than i was expecting

the gf

...

pix?

How bad

last semester was 2.78

Posted it right before you asked

>tfw I sometimes see the freight trains that deliver the Fords that are build here in cologne
It's always interesting to see if they got any new models. Most of the time it's just a bunch of Focus and Fiestas though.

That's not bad, what's your major?

>gives away her email
>says she wanna fug

yeah pretty sure it's a real person

Never saw myself ending up with a Latina but I guess it's my destiny

gpa is much better than expected buds

How long do you study per day

All good news on /cum/ today

alright boys, I'm finished my poster board

Chemistry

last semester i only studied before tests and skipped almost half of all classes
Now i do about 2 hours a day

Ofcorsh

it's shit

I hope so
I'm lmaoing at all the idiots that will put effort into their posters

fuckkkkk should I go buy some sweets or not
store closes in 30 minutes

Ah thats good then, your gpa should rise. Only studying before tests is only slightly better than not studying at all

Yes, stop being a indecisive woman.

Is it for yourself? Just wait until they're discounted.

but i want to get off of this hell ride

yeah im slowly learning that the hard way

of course they're for me
i think i might be addicted to sugar

every time after dinner i get this urge to have sweets and then i can't just have a piece, i need to eat the whole box at once (not fat tho :-D )

head down to the local brothel for a fuck while you're at it

groce

How is your Valentine's Day going /cum/?

Talking with Latinas on twitter

...

>How is your Valentine's Day going /cum/?
SHUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPP

Just like any other day

Fuck, I meant tinder
Don't know why I pretty much only attract them

i was in germany this past summer and the lads i was with made me go visit a brothel

kek
how was it
where were you

I'll be your valentine Denmark

I will not be celebrating another mindless shopping holiday
you're all cattle who are being told to breed more stock

good... TAKE ME TO DINNER NOW

saw a guy wearing a fedora and reading a book about computers

>you're all cattle who are being told to breed more stock

Just the usual, being comfy at my govt. desk doing nothing while i watch cuties walking by, waiting to get home and take my girl to some restaurant and then fuck like a rabbit.

That was me

It's called soda tbqhwyf

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SODIE POPS

Where do you want to go qt?

moooooo

>NO chocolate
>NO Asian toes to succ
>WON'T be going on vacation this year

wow

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It's coke desu

A Jew? Tell me, Shlomo, why are only Latinas attracted to me? Is it part of the conspiracy to breed away the white race?

Having some diarrhea bruvs

it

is


pop

dude they want a greencard lmao
they're fucking flooding tinder now to succ a guy off for marriage so they won't get deported

Still eludes me how firstworlders/people from developed countries can actually manage to fuck up and make the!selves suffer.

sub human

>what kind of coke would you like
>cherry
>yes but what brand

>uuh, colombian

Germanic countries and their culture of work make for unhappy people

Tell me about Flynn
was getting caught part of his plan

>what kind of coke do you want
>I'd like a Coke, thanks
>Is Pepsi ok?

they'd obviously give you coke considering its the dominant brand in the south

serving pepsi is something i have heard many waitresses apologize for

>not mexican

Just fuck a Latina already, bud

get the fuck out of cum

Passing a kidney stone is more painful than childbirth.

Don't drink the carbonated jew

in all honesty
you ever done coke?

it was ok
I was in Mainz

in all my years of drinking SODA, Ive never gotten the stomach rocks

*puts a kidney stone on your food*
enjoy ur food, sweetie :^)

this guy knows his coca cola

ive been drinking nothing but iced tea and water for two years

i'm not a degenerate drug addict

I know a guy who went to the doctor and found out he had like 5 of these inside him.
They did some crazy sound treatment that supposedly broke it up

>ive been drinking nothing but iced tea and water for two years

going to make a magnificent brunch, buds

It's that easy guys, why are you still single?

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I don't think I could ever pee that thing out what with my narrow ureathra