dog shit edition
/brit/
Elijah Rodriguez
Aiden Clark
just had sex
Carson Morales
fuck up runt
Dominic Hill
go ahead janny, you have my permission
Nathaniel Perez
DEAL WITH THIS JANNY
Noah Torres
NEW TRIP
Jace Evans
Would be me lmao
Bentley Reyes
>just had sex
mate we've all been having sex for years now. youre a little late
Gavin Cox
keep having dreams about the oneitus from college despite having not seen her for 4 years now
what does this mean
i greatly enjoy them btw
Lincoln Roberts
I declare class war
TURN BUCKINGHAM PALACE INTO A COUNCIL HOUSE FO REFUGEES
Angel Williams
desu i know im going to get called cuck
but i would honestly love seeing how slutty my girl woudl be with another guy. itd be hot
Michael Barnes
youtube.com
Absolute MAD TUNE
Anthony Green
I hate Beyonce 2bh
Seriously overrated
Bentley Roberts
who /ejaculated in a woman this evening/ here?
Zachary Reed
I am a trap
Show me your dicks
Jack Sanchez
is that avant garde or bad, i really dont know.
Hunter Long
wanna fuck them so bad
Brandon Peterson
She's not overrated. I think you have that confused with the ridiculous obsession people have with her acting like she's a deity
Jaxon Harris
...
Justin Murphy
youtube.com
bit weird seeing the connoisseur round my old endz
Jose Russell
...
Jayden White
...
David Long
Gonna update my blog
Sebastian Jones
>Yanks pronounce 'Twat' as "Twot"
Tyler Thomas
grade a slags
Michael Peterson
You first
David Hughes
currently hearing this with my ears
Blake White
Trappy pls
Cooper Ortiz
Don't like Generation Z /brit/
Adrian Anderson
Shall be printing this thread off to read on the train tomorrow morning so make sure it's a cracker lads
Colton Perry
>that Mike Skinner cameo
OI OIIIIIIII
yeah banging tune though
Xavier Roberts
post arsehole
Mason Reyes
I was on holiday in Yankland and one asked me "say the word twot!"
And I was like "uh....what?"
Couldn't understand what the fuck he was asking me to say
Jason Stewart
think the gf may have cheated on me in faliraki
Brayden Reyes
Twot
Landon White
why are girls so fucking vapid?
Daniel Wright
fuck norway
Dominic Young
>arsehole
quit talking like this. it sounds fucking ridiculous
Brody Bailey
reckon you're just as vapid 2bh
Thomas Johnson
nightmare
bin her
Jaxon Williams
...
Kevin Perry
why now
Jackson Scott
>that guy who uses /brit/ gimmicks in real life
you're not funny kieran
Evan Howard
>stop speaking english
uh ok?
Carson Green
Miss the ex, lads
She was an awful person and I'm glad we're not together any more, but fuck sake, I miss her.
Anthony Parker
Gen X here la pretending to be Z
William Hill
Think I've got a fetish for women lads
Ayden Jenkins
love girls bums when they're in heels
Ayden Scott
>kieran
Eli Bailey
Charles Moore
get the fuck out of my thread
Lincoln Jones
>I-I was a m-model y'know!
Levi Phillips
why do normies post here?
Eli Foster
My mum unironically pronounces twat as twot
Zachary Roberts
thats the point idiot
Henry Russell
why is your cum so viscous
Jaxon Gomez
thats my middle name
Owen White
why wouldn't we? Sup Forums isn't some abnormie spastic anime board
Isaiah Bell
Yeah, what he said.
Um...on second thoughts
*checks flag*
Actually you can fuck off too.
Evan Roberts
Im on HRT
Caleb Lee
has anyone seen my twot of a son?
Christopher Nelson
they can control men with their vaginas alone, theres no need for them to develop a real personality, interests, hobbies or opinions
Wyatt Parker
if i watched the whole thing with nary a tingle in my loins does that mean im straight?
Jose Morales
My diet is what any self respecting child would love to eat all day
Zachary Wood
who is kieran
Aaron White
Why is everything above win7 such a pain in the fucking arse to use?
Luke Jones
Does The Meme Merchant ever post here
Grayson Roberts
me
Mason Martin
tw@
Nicholas Watson
im working on my phd...
Jaxson Martin
NEVER speak my name again
Wyatt Hernandez
girl I know still sucks her thumb at 23
Lucas Sanchez
Trip on sean
Nathan White
...
Kevin Wilson
so you're a boring dry book worm. yeh so much better.
Julian Russell
wish she'd suck mine
Gabriel Murphy
It should really be considered abuse for a wife to refuse to have sex with her husband. A woman really has no reason to withold sex from her husband, except to manipulate him, to make him desperate, or to sadistically hurt him. It can't be that bad for women, because there are women who are prostitutes that have sex with 15 men a day. Is it that bad for a woman have sex with her husband once a day so that he is mentally at peace?
"I'm not in the mood" - Does that really justify depriving your husband of a basic need, inflicting psychological torture on him, just because your preference is to not have sex? It's like a cancer patient being in intense pain and asking his relative to tell the doctor to bring morphine. But the relative says "Sorry, I'm not in the mood to talk to the doctor".
Lucas Young
Mongoloids are funny x
Isaiah Bennett
Wait how'd you know I was the model? Key word is was.
My headshots are still online but I haven't done a shoot in about a year
Jackson Cook
>tfw not even in the mood for CL tonight
Parker White
Went to wipe my arse again and confirmed by suspicions that I didn't wipe properly 3 hours ago, no wonder I smelled shit.
Ayden Peterson
psg v barca
lads
Joshua Parker
been a heinz baked beans boy all my life but these Tesco own brand beans are banging yaknow
Dominic Martinez
my willy sucks itself
Hudson Sanchez
Can you IMAGINE spending Valentines all by yourself shitposting? Really don't understand why some people do this.
Juan Powell
rasheed
Matthew White
she has unresolved conflicts from the oral development stage
Nathan Clark
But im really charistmatic...
Nicholas Carter
What til you have the ones with the little sausages in
Jayden Young
what songs should i put on the playlist for the 'irlfriend lads
Samuel Gray
haha dont we all
Aaron Diaz
>female 5/10 facebook friend makes a post about being lonely and single today
>5 beta orbiters and a few of her female friends comment
If I made a shitty self pitying post like that I would get nothing, why do women think their lives are harder when that demonstrably isn't true?
Chase Gonzalez
answer my question
Jonathan Gonzalez
valentines is just another excuse for consumerist drones to indulge
Hudson Barnes
don't know any better
Robert Wood
nah they're grim Tbh
Robert Thomas
>psg v barca
>hot wife
what would deano do
Levi Ross
Valentine's really is the biggest fucking noseberg day in existence
Any excuse for deanos tho ayyy
David Murphy
Already did that yesterday :)
Nicholas Collins
*sprints past you*
*shrugs off your challenge*