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I think he would have a Machamp or an Arcanine

buying gf(f)

find a flaw

Just another pic of me and the gf enjoying the holiday.

find a flaw

looks trashy

The Armenian Genocide never happened
#stay woke

>dad's texting with bitmoji

Dyed hair

shut up me

Find a flaw

>(f)

Same

I sweare t's not photoshopped, I only cropped it so it wouldn't go upside down

me too thanks

>(f)

I like feminine vaginas

Pretty average looking slut tbqhwy

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only the last 3 minutes are worth watching

fag

Hands too pig for my pucci

non-females pls go

**tabs mic**

helo yes i have on qwestione


do you sirs

hello yes sirs

do you sirs

do you like spen?

ye so r no

cnn

Correct answer.

I bet you kiss girls faggot

Spen is vairy rood

Can only stay president for 8 years

this general is shit. many such cases. SAD.

LOL

A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. He doesn't sleep that night.

The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk." Distraught, the man is forced to leave. Years later, after never being able to forget that sound, the man goes back to the monastery and pleads for the answer again.

The monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk." The man says, "If the only way I can find out what is making that beautiful sound is to become a monk, then please, make me a monk." The monks reply, "You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of grains of sand. When you find these answers, you will have become a monk." The man sets about his task.

>he calls marshall law like how alex johns said obama would

Are new seezer

After years of searching he returns as a gray-haired old man and knocks on the door of the monastery. A monk answers. He is taken before a gathering of all the monks.

"In my quest to find what makes that beautiful sound, I traveled the earth and have found what you asked for: By design, the world is in a state of perpetual change. Only God knows what you ask. All a man can know is himself, and only then if he is honest and reflective and willing to strip away self deception."

The monks reply, "Congratulations. You have become a monk. We shall now show you the way to the mystery of the sacred sound."

The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, "The sound is beyond that door." The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man is given the key to the stone door and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. And so it went that he needed keys to doors of emerald, pearl and diamond.

Finally, they come to a door made of solid gold. The sound has become very clear and definite. The monks say, "This is the last key to the last door." The man is apprehensive to no end. His life's wish is behind that door! With trembling hands, he unlocks the door, turns the knob, and slowly pushes the door open. Falling to his knees, he is utterly amazed to discover the source of that haunting and seductive sound...

But, of course, he can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.

I'm sure they get a lot of Senegalese trying to join. Seems a bit weighted, likely in favor of highly developed and English speaking countries which also means there are likely a lot of vain English men trying to gain access to this thing for some reason.

Boy I fucking hate the press.

delte this right now spen is a NICE COUNTRI

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It didn't really matter anyways.

FORGOT TO BUY THE SICK ZEN SKIN BEFORE THE EVENT ENDED

END MY LIFE

Wow, people really think Trump is going to round up and kill people. This is complete insanity. Kinda jarring.

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Only have to watch the first buck 30 to see the clip.

then explen ths

Not strong enough to handle China

**tears open package**
**pours into mouth**

see ya sucker

I am going to have a French wife and nothing can be done to stop me

I am going to have a yank wife and nothing can be done to stop me.

HE'S GOING TO GAS THE POOR MUSLIMS!!!

I am going to die alone and in poverty. I assume the state will dump my ashes in a special waste-bin with dozens of others before final disposal.

I get a bit nervous around black people. Am I a racist??

I am going to have a Dutch wife and nothing can be done to stop me

how do you feel about BBC

Yes, people are pretty dumb and take politicians campaign promises at face value for some reason.

Im going to have a gf and theres nothing you can do to stop me

I don't like it

I like the irish lady that gives the news

das racis
you racis

Totally regret buying a console,

>play game
>oh! 4gb update requirded or you cant even start the game
>doesnt factor in the fact that not everyone has blazing fast internet
>take 8 hours to download
>play for a week or 2
>9.1gb update required

honestly what a fucking meme piece of technology

>being a scurd of black people
t. cheekahno

Decent international news coverage

anglos vs yanks in /gsg/

you and me... are not so different..
Just look around you! look how many anons you killed just to get me

everything since the industrial revolution has been a disaster for life

grandpa....

What pisses me off the most about consoles is how local multiplayer has been almost entirely phased out.

The reason I had a console as a kid was to play with my friends.

Now you both have to own the same console and it's fucking stupid.

*kills you*
Im not like the others

*rides off on a jetski with the presidents daughter*

I remember when I got a Xbone for Christmas years ago, there was a 30GB update for a game. I had just gotten unlimited bandwidth a week before so I lucked out.

Are you supposed to put maple syrup on poutine?

*sharts*

Sure, you put maple syrup on everything. Really makes my car run better too.

yes

A good friend of mine was telling me that the cod 4 remaster was an 85gb download. Fucking surreal

My secret tech is maple syrup on sausages.

your mum spread her maple syrup on my sausage

>professors subtly hinting that I should apply for the phd program
really dont want to do another four years

With the gravy too? Or without gravy?

>the Puritans were the ancestors of modern-day SJWs
Really makes me think

Way to make me feel like crap, user.
I thought it was a secret....

that wasnt his mum

Yeah, the games ship needing 25-50GB zero day patches at least now.

>ivanka or the wasteoid
lol, shit taste confirmed.

I got a job on my college campus. I'm gonna be making sandwiches for $10.50/hour

Bitch, I shelve books for $11.60/hr

(In all seriousness GG, though)

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LOL this song is so cute! XD

>the reference
>the stratosphere
>the van allen belt
>saturn
>your head

i want to personally execute every last person who considers themselves a transhumanist

Thanks, VP Pants.

getting my 2nd courier job tomorrow gonna be making 15-20 an hour biking around mah city

damn son, they pay 14.50 for that shit up here

Good thing I'm asexual (not by choice btw, bigots)

>Why yes, I am INDEED from the United States of America!

I'M NOT FUCKING GAY

L O N D O N
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Subway pays like $8 to make sandwiches, so it's better than working at Subway.

>invent a sport
>be complete shit at it

really makes you think

>tfw minimum wage is $11.25

feels BAD man, they want to push it to 15

jobs on campus seem to always pay better

I made this for Sup Forums but mods did it for free
I'm right right?

They also have more flexible schedules so there's literally no reason to work off campus if you can get an on campus job

I make an avg of $30/hr pouring drinks for drunks and flirting with qt's.

AMA

>Go to Colorado
>Walk into store
>HELP WANTED 11-15$ an hour
I had never heard of a minimum wage above 8$ starting. I was pretty blown away

how many times on average a day do you hear closing time or Piano man?