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Got no mates lads

why does PJW do that squeaky voice thing to imitate liberals when he quotes them

pretty immature

Accepted an offer from Plymouth University and Strathclyde Uni lads.

Heard Plymouth is actually an alright place

>looking up shite for a project
>come across some slides for a class in pakistan
>the first slide was about praising allah for the lesson

squelched

you get very drowsy with ket. lose sense of distance and stuff like that

because liberals are cuckolded weaklings

Hes a traumatised child on the inside, I can assess this through my intent study of Jungian psychology

just cant get behind it 2bh
god just seems like an insufferable JRPG villain
mates are a meme 2bqh

Never seen my future in the UK desu, anyone else feel like this?

always imagined when i'm older i'd be living in new zealand or canada

That dumb bitch from Arrival just wrote HUMAN on a piece of paper in the first attempt to communicate with aliens.

Instead of drawing the solar system, or addition operations with bars.

the girl who you will eventually become a beta provider for probably got cummed inside in the past few hours

Isnt that what the "k-hole" is? the subjective state of dissociation from the body commonly experienced after sufficiently high doses of the dissociative anaesthetic ketamine?

kim jong uns brother who fled the country has been assassinated lads

hate remembering about stuff that was embarassing and happened 6 years ago
still haunts me

jokes on you, i'm too useless to even talk to women

HAHAHA

Hungryhouse order got accepted then cancelled 30 mins later

Paki cunts

Guess I'm just not gonna have second dinner tonight

>no reruns of Daria on the box
>I can't even watch it on the 'Tube

same, the UK feels very transient to me. Think I will be in the US or somewhere in eastern europe

wish i was the one getting cummed inside lads, right haha?

@71208852

Imagine viewing the world through an ADHD ridden le 'chon lens like this fool. God.

when i was a kid i was training to be a competitive eater

>that first sip of the day
feels good lads

the reasonable goal

kisscartoon.se/Cartoon/Daria

Nice.

trump's america

Business idea: introduce the sister to /brit/

me neither, I wonder whether it's nice

Shan't be settling for someone who acted like I didn't exist between the ages of 18 and 25.

prefer a nice can of special brew myself

I once found parts of my master's thesis copied word to word by some Nigerian

Lmoa

I'd say its even easier now since we lack the pressures of survival and serfdom our ancestors suffered through
not to mention far more information available to us if we want it.
a lot of the desires we have are so silly when you "step out of" yourself and think about why you want them.

guinness is shite

Just think about the wonders of the female body lads. The females essence, her beauty. So many beautiful women.

you pass out during the k-hole and pretty much "leave" your physical form
it's pretty mystical sometimes, really hard to describe
but it's unsafe too, it happens fast and you can fall down and stuff like that. quite dangerous

going to message her tomorrow
messaging a girl on valentines day is a sure way to look like a weirdo
t. expert

Why won't John Bercow let Trump address the Parliament? ;_;

do you think slags would date a shy guy?

because

>We used to have an American user who was pro-AAS, and he was visited by the FBI for his activities on the sub. King Qajar was his name. He made some really nice & informative posts.

ah yes reddit

Excellent, thanks for that.

>stooping to slags
bad lad

Our ancestors were much more spiritual and closer to god through hardship. The economic and political climate of today doesnt allow room for spirituality, and those who practice are segregated and laughed at. Hard times breed hard men and soft times breed weak men. We are living in softer times, here in the West anyway.

reddit on the left
Sup Forums on the right

No way. Slags almost always end up going out with outgoing Deanos or 'working' Chavs.

there are much better stouts, but it's good for the price and availability

whats AAS

bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38960035

bbc article about two africans who tried to illegally immigrate to canada from the usa and lost all their fingers to frostbite

all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a shy guy

Ketamine is something id like to try. Ever tried anything else?

open wikipedia and check his religion :)

She looks very unimpressed.

How is Uni accommodation sorted? Do they arrange you due to interests and courses or do you have to share a room with anyone? Anyone had any shit roommates?

Wut u studyingg xx

>and those who practice are segregated and laughed at.
don't agree with this. Here it's quite secular but every faith is respected and no one is shunned

yeah a lot of stuff...

I really want a cougar/milf gf

You get a room in halls but you fail to make any friends so you move back home.

just because the vast majority are unwilling doesn't mean its not possible or fairly simple if you're willing to sacrifice things

I think they are faking it for sympathy points

>2 years into relationship
>she stops caring as much about her appearance
>she stops giving me sloppy head and her overall sex drive slowly decreases, like she was just being a fucktoy in the beginning to trick me
>relationship deteriorates, end up leaving her
>rinse and repeat

This is my life for the last decade plus. I lift, have a good job, good face and a big cock.

goals: be relevant enough that im both on wikipedia and have people editing my wikipedia page to say shite about me thats not true

this got number 2 in the uk charts

number fucking 2

youtu.be/35UUsMnwquo

You share with anyone unless you're doing medicine, they tend to get put together.

When I was in uni accomodation it was a bit shit because all my housemates were in their early 20s while I was 18.

when i was in freshers it was completely random. i was lucky to have decent people.

How do you actually sit down, concentrate and study? I find it so very hard to do. Im currently putting off it so I can complain and talk complete and utter shit here. Anyone with an obedient mind care to explain, how do you actually just sit down, concentrate and learn?

>tfw my dad is on wikipedia

some girl on /cgl/

Pathetic/10 and I am being generous here

Ah yes, the sort of girl I'll be getting with once they decide to 'settle down'

put some respeck on my bum

allri, russian diplomat?

planning on getting a hooker tonight

hopefully my mom doesn't notice

at my uni you just get put with anyone

had one flatmate in first year who was an annoying twat but everyone else was good

try to get to know other flats in your block incase your flatmates turn out to be knobs tho

Not a bad idea

V doxxable information. Engineering degree

Alright thanks lads here's hoping I don't get shitters

T O U C H M Y B U M

>Oklahoma abortions: Women may need partners' permission

But feminists said mean things so its ok

So some mentally unstable slag?

I'd probably notice if someone put a hook in my vagina desu

>2 (you)'s in the one post
Corrrr. We are one of the most religious countries in Europe next to some Eastern European states and thats how im starting to see it. What are the various psychedelics like? Very interested in trying.

True. Easier said to stand by your convictions than done however.

if you're good looking and don't seem like a serial killer, then sure its very possible.

...

absolutely fucking classic choon this, what was number one at the time? bet less people remember it

what would we talk about though?

The cheeky girls had to start working as chambermaids only a few years after this

Works pretty well for dr*mpf t'bh

anime

More Homosexuals

fine by me lads, lets do it

Doxxable info

SMEAR THE FRENCH

>tfw good smile
>6'4
>broad shoulders
>good hair
>TINY HANDS
>BROWN DOG EYES

JUST

Marginalise the working class

LSD is quite particuliar. don't want to sound like the "woke" type but it really makes you reflect about things, mainly yourself. didn't do shrooms or DMT though. I'm more of the downers type

On the bus

>Anyone had any shit roommates?
yeah for two years now (i did a foundation and currently in my first year)
Some people got really lucky though. Tbf both of my flats have just been ruined by one absolute cunt personality.

there's something inherently absurd but likeable about the Meme Right

SMEAR THE WORKING CLASS
Wait that doesn't sound right

that would be cool


i want to be a billionaire or something one day. like i know that humans will become space-faring people in our lifetimes and i would like to capitalize on that by doing some type of business in space and becoming part of the new wave of ultra wealthy, a space trillionaire. my wikipedia page would be baller as fuck

The awe inspiring female physique

How do they do it?