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Modern Warfare 3 edition

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fuck canada

Can't stop eating chocolate lads

...

FUCK the so called "gf"

Ewww this game gave me colon cancer

Eww can I like get a kiss?

I want to fuck a Canadian

Think I might have diabetes

Wow I hate diabetes now!

Tfw American but feel like a Leaf

the so called "homosexuality"

>redditgahara

THE MEME IS FUCKING REAL

>head to uni cafeteria for dinner
>couples everywhere, valentines day candy and hearts all over the buffet
>Im sitting all by myself at a table eating
>2 of the student workers are coming by giving out martinelli "shots" and chocolate brownies
>they see my all alone and I act like a retarded sperg trying to act like Im not alone

FUCK VALENTINES DAY

*summons wall*

>Uni cafeteria for dinner
your problem desu. I usually steal from my roommate

this is the guy who hate waifus everyone

I'm sorry man, I feel your pain, thankfully I've been busy with lab work for the most of this day

Jesus Christ you piece of shit you better not be my roommate
I need to check my fridge

Why do you care though? You shouldn't try to hide your power level. It always ends in failure.

Fuck Valentines Day. I'm still waiting for the mandatory world repopulation program where I'll be guaranteed a gf by the government.

I would literally date a male or a female. I'm so lonely

A lalalala long

I'm a bug chaser desu

Do you guys read more than one book at once?

Calm down
I mean steal his money

date a trans and get the best of both worlds

If Quebec were a country, it would have the worst national anthem ever.

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In the sense that I have started many, many, many books, and finish 1 out of every 10.

How did your Valentine's Day go /cum/?

I know exactly how you feel, and it really sucks.

sounds like a farmers song

h-hi /cum/ >.< *pomf*
i wuz wonderin if any of u would like 2 cuddle :3
im a lil lonely 4 valentine day

Only if the book is 70% pictures and 25% words the remaining being a blank

Got bored of the concert im going for a burger post pics in 15 mins

i /cum/ed

heres a cuddle.. now take off your clothes

I'd date you, guys are better desu

They only want guys with 10 inchers

:/

I hope you had a good day Baja

Contrary to popular belief, we don't actually need a live blog of your boring Guatemalan life.

I'm posting from my PS4 desu

what are you playing?

kinda wanna go to 7-11 and buy shit food

Stop asking me you bully

just find a 10 inch strap on then

I spent the day having her dreams about what my Valentine's could have been like if I had a gf with me

why

I am the first black astronaut to walk the bare moon from my air balloon

Don't worry, I'm ok.

Only if you're female or have a small penis

I'll be your Valentine

*smooches u*

Was playing Modern Warfare Remastered an hour ago.

Too tired to get off my couch.

oh yeah

why did that general resign? im kinda burned out on politics so im not following

I have a crush on a qt freespirited girl desu
But i'm just a nerd ;_;

Gib me a moon rock

What's that plant called again, the one that you guys chew?

fuck him, choose me to be your valentines instead

Are you a size queen Baja?

*kisses back*

No homo

Get me a Coca-Cola flavored slurpee

He talked to a Russian about easing the sanctions and then lied about it to Pence

I'll smooch you too

I've developed a synthetic mehtod to creat this post

>the bare moon
lewd

>MW remastered
meh

>free spirited
so a slut who is probably being fucked by chad right now

I'm posting this using my mind to press the keys

my spanish aunt just messaged me asking if I was going to be in my place in a few months so that her son can pass by when he visits the states. I need mexicos help on phrasing my response pls:

>Si voy a estar aca! Dejame saber quando tenes algunes planes

I bought an erotic novel today

he talked to russia but not about sanctions
still lied to electric pence about having a chat tho

The sun was all over the place today

Used my penis to post this

proof Baseball is gods sport

n-no, user!! thats lewd!

*hug*

He was speaking with a Russian official before he was chosen as National security advisor and never told Mike Pence when he was picked. It supposedly was a violation of the Logan act although no one has really gave a shit about it before

;_____: delet this

Daily reminder

fuck this guy, choose me instead

I have pastries

nah, i don't do three ways you slag

Infected is still fun

I was the man who originally invented acorns, before my patents were sotlen

South Dakota is better and has qter bois

ok... I still like u qt

Just don't poke me too much

>about easing the sanctions
Nope they have zero evidence or proof of that although the media is trying carefully to imply it, be careful how you read things

fuck bismarck

What's happening in my pants?

Ihvd typ this messgs using mt nose

whadda about this?

Better than the original CoD 4 in its current state. I'd rather not play against modders every game.

That'll take awhile, friend

A synthetic posting method

Fatties btfo

I'm just saying what the (((news))) is saying, pls no bully ;_;

i take my words back if you're from SD :3

typed this post with my eyes closed DESU NE

fresh memes

yeh nigga

*deports all the mexicans from /cum/*

>I'm not in this image

delet this

*smuggles them in*

*sleeps with your daughter*