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hows /gf2017/ going edition

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/gfever/ has been a bit of a failure desu lads

Well let's see my tinder progress

>matched one cute girl, didn't reply
>other cute girl said 'maybe next week'
>other cute girl was a bot

All the others have been munts

every girl your age has had a cock in her mouth

gyaldem is mad butters

Could Bush have been a Russian spy all along?

ditch the turtleneck

Morning lads! is it true that if I obtain asylum in Wales I could have access to accommodation such as my very own sex slave lamb?

this paid shill is getting desperate

the so called ex texted me today

guess the dumb roasty had a shit day, and i just ignored her aha the dumb cunt.

>YANK'D

Oh my god, the Russians even got Merkel, too. How could we be so blind? First Trump and now Merkel

Look, here's conclusive evidence.

Could Merkel actually be a Russian spy?

>Not best korea
Didn't yank hard enough

Cuckphobics OUT

good, let them waste money on weaponised runts while the rest of us get bennies

>special forces

ahh yes

>nicht kicken me unter ze desk

BREAKING NEWS: A US government official has made contact with Russia

That look in their eyes. You just know.

I don't need a gf when I know I'm going to put the queen down this year.

just seen something rather pleasant

not a big fan of humans lads

Guys I read that President Kennedy used to have a telephone that was in direct contact with the Russian leader, and this was while Russia was putting nukes on Cuba!

How long has Russia been in control of the USA and why has it taken the media so long to reveal this preposterous state of affairs?

stop occupying the holy land

post fucking machines

just showed my face to a kiwi

WHO ARE YOU

abls are worse than sjws. they literally cannot let the mention of liverpool go past without having an autistic spergout and spamming "muh " and repeating discounted lies about hillsborough.

why are they so utterly assblasted? because we are the only english club to win five european cups? because we were the most successful club in england for the longest time? because they feel insecure about the best city in britain?

the 96 are INNOCENT, they were killed by the POLICE, perhaps intentionally. the s*n's attempt to rubbish their name and their honour was DISGRACEFUL and ultimately FAILED
jft96 total eclipse of the s*n

successfully

however I realised having a gf has major drawbacks in that it forces you to change your life, habits, etc.

being single is better, get a dog to fulfill your companionship needs and fap to fulfill your sex drive, much better

*heems your ballbag*

Remember this guy? In 1975 he walked Bob Dylan on stage - what have YOU done?

youtube.com/watch?v=svGAQJYIRqQ

Wait a minute... Could it be?

Of course. Now it all makes sense.

>girls are apparently asking my friends why i've never had a gf

time to pack up and move lads

whats the answer user?

>list excludes pretty much only us allies

mhmm

MHMM yes very interesting

tell 'em the truth

At least girls talk to you

please don't lead mr autismo on

it means youre a handsome lad x

>friends
A likely story!

just realised I've been subconsciously fiddling with a kitchen knive for the last hour
have a very strong urge to cut myself with it

Do, O Lord, protect us, guard us for ever from this generation.

drumpf BTFO

no thats only if they say it to you

Theyre hinting at an orgy

*noises*

*takes it away and replaces it with a spoon*

*babestation*

Honestly think you might be autistic mate

I just realised I've been subconsciously avoiding all work and romance opportunities for the last 20 years

>has friends
>girls know he exists
jealous

That was kind of you :)

if Putin is a former KGB agent who is trying to bring back the USSR, and he has Trump as his puppet, then wouldn't that make liberals happy?

I thought liberals loved communism and socialism

no it's not m8 they're scouting you out. Take it as a compliment and stop being so self concious

that i'm a bit commitmentphobic and don't understand the idea of dating someone you aren't interested in just so that you don't have to be alone

wow thanks! haha
*all depressing and suicidal thoughts go away*

Fuck up and go to /cum/
Why do yanks and leafs thirst for attention so much?

great glad we could end this discussion on american politics

>h3h3 claims pewdiepie isnt anti-Semitic based on the fact that ethan is a jew and is also friends with pewdiepie

ah yes, sure this lad reads the torah every night before bed.

FAKE NEWS ALERT

not him. its true though they only go behind your back if you're offputting

need to eath this big bowl of porridge in the next 5 minutes but i hate this fucking shit
NOT happy

thats good because i sure as shit wasn't going to listen to your problems or anything haha

>ussr was socialist
this shit gimmick again

wow thats a normie reason

bet you've had sex an' all

starving children in africa and all that lad, you can do it xx

>yfw you realise the yanks and leafs that post here think they're too good for /cum/

Imagine learning banter from Sup Forums
The state of septics

>the yanks here think they're funnier than /cum/ posters

dont like that word

please dont use it again xx

wew thank god for that
nobody else has ever shown interest or even recognition before, best to keep it that way
AHHHHH lol

>browsing a chick's pics
>Face pic, no cleavage
>Check out one of the comments
>"every time a kitten sees this they scream for milk"

What did they mean by this?

>Aussies think that tramp-stamp on their flag means they're British

Nice general you got there...with Malaysia and the Samoan isles, HAHAHA. Say hi to Sri Lanka, Tazmania, and Laos for me.

shut the fuck up you oven dodging wanker

Oh sweetie no x

i care about you lad x

if any girls had done this with me when i had friends they would have just told the girls that i was gay and never tell me

ummm im catholic xx

Been eating a bowl of these unsalted mixed nuts for breakfast with my coffee, for about 6 months now. All this time I thought one of the nuts included was walnut. Turns out: Pecan. No walnut in these bags at all.

(he doesn't)

oh
carry on

god bless xx

xx

They're card carrying members of the Commonwealth which is more than you'll ever be.

Enjoy losing in the Commonwealth games oh wait you weren't invited.

>tramp stamp
why are you here? speaking to all yanks itt

When user was just a boy
he expected the world

don stepped outside

business idea: Don't Respond to Yanks Day
we'll trial it today

might grow a beard. cant tell if itd make me look better or worse

G'day gayman rider, how many nip girls you fugg this week

whens gf2017 going?
Well, I haven't even talked to a girl in 2 months and I can't even remember the last time I did anything sexual with one, maybe a year or so ago

got a gf yesterday

am I included in this?

what kind of gf?

i find puerto rico talking shit about the US to be hilarious

*you notice me and my mates looking over at you and chuckling*
sorry mate, i was just telling my mates about that funny walk you do. Could you do that walk for us? I'll buy you a pint

i'll give you 5$ for 70% of your company

every chick that wants me lives in another country i think it's because they haven't seen me in person

im happy for you lad
im glad some of here arent losers like me

had sex today

no gf though, they're too much maintanance desu

and you have to go on dates and buy them shit