What a fucking cancer country to exist

What a fucking cancer country to exist
>Irrelevant
>You have probably never even heard of it before
>Only slightly relevant thing to come out of it was a childrens show
Can we please nuke it out of existance?

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rude

LazyTown, Sigur Ros, Bjork, a soccer team that beat England. That's pretty cool

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_nuclear_weapons_program
If only...

wtf i love 1945-1972 sweden now

He is angry that icelandic women don't love swedish dicks.

iceland made some dank movies though
but sweden...

I love Iceland

Cancer spreads and destroys.
If it's irrelevant, it's harmless. Stop bully whatever country this flag belongs to.

I like Iceland. Pretty comfy place and the girls are super friendly and cute

>niceland will never come back

How do we compete with Icelandic men?
They are taking all our women

my dude... if you cant compete with that what can you compete with?

We exterminate all of them together i say

They have a children's show?

Russian "men"

Yes
youtube.com/watch?v=VhqeNUFCyI0

It's beause we take their women also.

hannarun.is/

Reminder that Icelandic people are Irish.

Fishniggers are worse than Irish

>Managed to cripple half of Europe in a single eruption
It's more dangerous than Sweden could ever dream of.

Literally when?

>pledging that research should be done only for the purpose of defense against nuclear attack
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE WE DON'T EVEN HAVE LASERS TO SHOOT DOWN NUKES

Hey! I thought you snowniggers were our friends

How do you get those?

t.want one with finland+sweden irl

No clue buddy, just saw it on here before

the first time I heard of Islandia was when Gudjohnssen played for Barcelona.

don't know anything other than they're supposed to have a pretty good life quality.
but I bet it's a lefty hellhole with feminazis and shit.

okay :(

It has the most epic church that i have seen, though

No.

t. Iceland's actual military

Lazy Town are British, Literally who, Literally who, I'll give them that one.

>he's too young to remember 2010

Mods!

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Iceland more like Icelel

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_eruptions_of_Eyjafjallajökull
What sort of juvenile twat are you to not remember it ?

NORGE kan du berätta var man fixar det du har på bild?

>it's been 7 years since Eyjafjallajökull eruptions

Fuck you, Iceland is cool. Kys OP

Why nuke Iceland when you can nuke the somalis in your country?

Ég elska Ísland, mágur minn.

>You have probably never even heard of it before

youtube.com/watch?v=HQHZ8XelHKY it was the notice of the month in my country.

>with sound
youtube.com/watch?v=CY3wzOOva28

Iceland is best Scandinavian country

Is it relevant enough to get nuked?
If it gets nuked nobody will probably even notice that. Why not nuke something more relevant instead like Japan or Albania?

Don't bully Iceland or we'll behead all your nobles and politicians again, or at least the good ones.

Oh what, haven't heard of Iceland, the prettiest country in Europe? Kek, Swedcuck. Go get gangbanged by Al-Allah Ahmed and his homies

FUCK iceland

fish-stealing cucks

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cod_Wars

that has to be the most autistic thing I've seen a crowd do in my life.

How jelly are Norwegians of their superior aesthetic flag?

Iceland is pretty chill

Iceland is cool

genocide when?

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Rude

Iceland's alright.

What's wrong Sweden? Don't pretend this has anything to do with Iceland. Something else is bothering you.

Hey!

It's time for schnapps. Meet you on Hans Island?

Is "mágur minn" like saying "my bro"? An Icelander I was talking with used those words.

I think it literally means "my step-brother", but it doesn't make sense in that context.

hey HEY
FUCK YOU OP

FACT
icelandiks are the most powerful race in the world

The brother of your wife
Gamli/sjómli is our "bro"

Is it true that all Iceland smells like rotten fish?

Thanks.

What does "mágur minn" colloquially mean, then?

Because I am not the brother of his wife.

It means he's fucking your sister and laughing behind your back about it

>wealthy
>comfy
>has no military, who the hell is going to invade a worthless island in the middle of the ocean
>nice language
>best nordic cross flag
>lazytown
>birgirpall

DELET

>irrelevant

Sólstafir (music), Skyr (food), Neftóbak (horse shit), the place can look like Mordor with lightning volcanoes, jailed corrupt bankers. They're okay.

>Sweden
>relevant

Feminism & all round faggotry.

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Is this my first contact with Icelandic humor?

Please, I am trying to make an effort to learn more about your language.

>who the hell is going to invade a worthless island in the middle of the ocean
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_of_Iceland

Fucking Brits, man.

smells more like rotten eggs.

Is it boring to live in the Faroe?

Do wild berds attack you?

"Mágur" means "brother in law".
"Mágur minn" is just "My brother in law".

It might be something he and his friends call each other but gamli/sjomli are much more common. I also know a few guys who call other dudes "meistari".

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ástandið
>Some sources suggest that girls as young as twelve years old were involved in prostitution

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW.
Was this a 'pedoccupation'?

Boring, yes.

"berds"?

why are swedes such pricks tbqh

Don't worry, knowing that your mere existence makes someone that mad is a sign of relevancy.

>"berds"?

Fuglar

>What is EvE Online

thanks Iceland

Iceland>*POWER GAP*>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>somalia>sweden

What was the children's show?

Oh. Birds.
I have personally never been attacked by a wild bird, but someone has probably been unfortunate enough to have.

Smug animals, are they.

I want to visit your land one day. It looks so good.

Ah, well, prepare for shitty weather

bjork is bae though

here bro
Fucking hell, a icelandic bull nearly got married with my sister, we have to stop them.

please do not bully our sparring partner in the cod wars

>cucks
>actually won the war

wow, someone is butthurt

Feminism is a plague in Iceland as well
> inb4 hurr but only in the capital
Well, one third of the population lives there.

ily based Eiré, don't mind the wannabe Germanics who want to suck up to Brits and Swedes at every turn