Visit Paris

>Visit Paris
>It's a small town in the middle of the desert
>Nobody speaks French
>The Eiffel Tower is small as fuck and has a hat on it
What an overrated piece of shit

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does drinks free as rumors says?

>democracy was invented here

Yeah fucking right

>Go to the Library of Alexandria
>It sucks.

should've visited based perris, california instead

whats fun is talking english to parisians
i can actually speak a little french but it's banter not to

>brit comprehension

>>It's a small town in the middle of the desert

BULLSHIT

It is a great town in the middle of the desert !

>go to the city of Batman in Turkey
>no one knows Bruce Wayne
>no turkeys in sight

Absolute bullshit.

seriously, I would never do it outside of (occasionally) in paris, but it's great fun. no bonjours or nothing, just ask for what you want in english, and when they pretend not to understand or freak out perhaps add a little s'il vous plait

I can't tell if I'm being meme'd
fucking meta man

>being this stupid
I bet you've never been to London either, huh?

london ontario? can't say i have

>Go to St. Petersburg
>It's hot
>And there are a ton of palm trees everywhere
>And the beaches are packed
Fucking Russians

>take a weekend trip to Vienna
>literally the smallest fucking capital city I have ever seen
>nobody speaks German, I practiced saying basic shit in it for weeks beforehand, this country is so fucking cucked
>main attraction is some fucking railroad car with something about the Virgin Mary scrawled on it (papist scum) and a diner
>decide to leave the city and drive to the Alps
>everybody is inbred, listens to country music, and speaks some incomprehensible dialect of German that I've never heard of before
fuck Austria

is this banter or what

I don't get it. Paris is a big city and there is no desert.
What is this shit?

>go to las vegas
>its just a small mexican city
>no gambling in sight

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>Paris, Texas is a 1984 drama film directed by Wim Wenders and starring Harry Dean Stanton, Dean Stockwell, Nastassja Kinski, and Hunter Carson
Really useful, thank you.

>Go to Georgia
>No one speaks any English
>Everything is written in hyper-moon runes
>No blacks at all, just whites and middle easterners
What the fuck?

>live in buenos aires
>only get along with indigenous soccer hooligans
>live in paris
>only get along with directionless maghrebi party kids

I know I'm not the problem, so what is?

>Visit Surrey
>It's full of Pakis
>Nobody has a nice British accent
>Get mugged outside a curry restaurant

why

>go to london
>nobody speaks english
>people not drink tea every day, they drink mate
>no pakis

>Visit Surrey
>Its full of pakis
>everyone has a weird British accent
>get mugged outside a curry restaurant

>Visit Vladimir
>its a city

>take the train home to gothenburg
>city is much smaller
>no one speaks swedish
>football is played with a handegg and armour
What the fuck

this disneyland looks fancy