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Not even close

>autists can't stop making new editions

!SCREenPLaY is such a faggot i hope he gets aids

Too sick to jerk off buds

let le hate flow through you

>71251515

Too jerk to sick off lads

I made the thread after bump limit, how was I supposed to know somebody was going to make another right after me?

im
tired
of
larp
faggots

love and marriage bajachan 2017

Agreed, burn a Church down and sacrifice a refugee to make sure this happens.

I'm a business man

:(

I hope Cara gets BEANED

meant for

>live in canada my whole life
>can't even speak a word of french

fuck sakes I want to learn French, I always thought it was a cool language but I just don't have the motivation for it

is duolingo a good start?

Who is even larping in /cum and about what/?

If you dont shut the hecc up u gon catch these hands ctfu lmfao

butts>thighs>breasts>cock>anything else

Only for basics

im a government man

What does /cum/ think of dragon lolis?

You don't need to make a new every time...

Tripfags who post them should be permab&

no need
god will deal with faggots soon tm

God bless America, and only America

>just got matched with two fat and ugly girls since I always swipe right
>both of them have the same "just broke up looking for something casual email me" description with the same email
Are these bots going after desperate guys who'd settle for an ugly girl?

>he works at the offices of the governtment of the mexican united states

*larps*

>ireland was literally once the most advanced and intellectual place in western europe
The sad thing is it's true, a thousand years later they'd all be starving

>arizona hasn't replied since i was mean to him

come back bro you know i love you.

Gonna go to bed

Love you /cum/

...

Everyone in this thread is gay except for me.

goodnight bud

Be mean to me right now so I can stop replying after you're mean to me since I'm gonna leave anyway

no oppai /10

What's next for the Whalian Race?

What did you say?

Japs hunting them to extinction

Obviously he didn't leave because of that.

i said it because i like when he is here.

I do not like you.

They've come so far, they're evolving faster than we are

will pence run for president in four years?

>reddit flags

>a leaf

If you think a church of all things would trigger me, think again. Even if it's an anglican church, I strongly appreciate the fact that we have public spaces dedicated to beauty (in the true philosophical sense of the word), and to something high than our immediate selves. I'd rather have thousands of anglican churches than have no churches whatsoever. That being said, I'd obviously prefer Catholic churches (especially since they tend to look better).

They've already begun to infiltrate human society.
They're exploiting the ecological niche created by walmart

>he lives in canada

lmaoing @ ur life

he's a cuck and that's why trump chose him. it was the only way to appease the republians

Is the word "data" plural?

next thing they'd do is developing brains that will create gods and will make them believe they weren't never whales

LOOK AT THE STOP SIGN

I AM THE CAPTAIN NOW, PEPPER!

WHO THE FUCK DID THIS TO MY YOHANE!
It is the plural form of datum

how is he a cuck? not informed really informed about him?

how can one goddess be so neat?

Yes, datum is the singular. Had an autistic prof who would make a note if you used this incorrectly.

This 14 year old just laid half the girls in his school
Whats your excuse?

9news.com.au/good-news/2017/02/16/09/24/teen-offers-girls-surprise-valentines-day-gift

>australian posts in /cum/
>no "cum lol"

>how is he a cuck?

Cuck = person I don't like now

there are people that anal out there?

just got a new mouse buds

wow they're training them for the beta provider role at such a young age now

>no rgb
>wireless, enjoy your latency
holy shit your about to be owned in LoL kiddo

shit, I hadn't noticed

I'm actually a little bit annoyed right now

>not informed really informed about him?
pretty much kek
his wiki seems ok

Prof's can be extremely autistic, it comes with the job.

*blocks your path*

shit you're right

brb taping some glowsticks to my mouse to add to my gaming factor

i will not be beaten

just for the record, as VP he is still a cuck

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delet

they thought that you was a shy girl
until I made you my girl
girl you pushed me like a big button
till i cuffed you like you did something

you ain't gotta wait for it
you ain't gotta wait for me to give you my love
you ain't gotta wait for it, things are getting sticky girl i think that i'm stuck

i'll admit i'm wrong when i know that you come for me

>american soldiers

emoji a gay

>having a wife in the military

Seems like a bad idea

>hated by anglo canada and french canada

its a wild ride

>hated by anglo canada

Nobody gives two fucks about Anglo Montrealers, get over yourself.

>>hated by anglo canada and french canada
I'm not sure I follow who/what you're talking about.

new mouse is working well buds

didn't know what i was missing before

I do.

At least anglo 4channers hate us. And western canadians hate eastern canadians anyway.

I did encounter a couple from toronto that didnt know we still existed

Just went to /r9k/ for the first time and lasted for 10 minutes. What the fuck is wrong those NEETs? they literally blame all of their social failures on other people instead of themselves

>anglo 4channers hate us.

That's because you are a sperg who Quebec posts despite being an Anglo.

Regardless, why does an Anglo like yourself have a picture called "j'aime mon pays quebec"?

i don't hate easterners

i just hate easterners that have a superiority complex and think they're better than us

which is most of them

But the west is literal shit

what does it matter what language i speak at home

i grew up in this province and with francophones as well, its the best province in canada, should i be some self hating cuck? the nationalism filename is just memes
well the original confederation provinces are better bud

>what does it matter what language i speak at home

Well the Quebecers seem to think it matters a great deal you dip.

and here we see exactly what i was talking about

its easier for them to keep projecting their problems on the society
waaaaaaaaaah no gffffffffffffffffffffffff
beta uprising when???????????????????
i totally deserve a gf (even though i cant love anyone even myself) this would certainly will fix everything

You have undoubtedly heard the phrase, “Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.”

But is it accurate? Let’s dissect it.

First off, ending your life via suicide is permanent. No question about it. There is no going back – once you are dead, you are dead. You can’t undo anything at that point.

So the word “permanent” is both accurate and VERY powerful.

Now, let’s examine the word “solution.”

The word is clearly NOT accurate. Okay, I understand the gist, but suicide is not a “solution” to anything.

Next, let’s look at the word “temporary.”

Yes, this is VERY accurate indeed. Suicidal feelings are temporary. They may not FEEL like they are temporary, but they are.

And now let’s look at the word “problem.”

The word works. It is a catch-all word that covers a lot of territory. So, yes, it works just fine.

Overall, I like this phrase. Taken as a whole, it represents a good mindset, which is this: Whatever is causing you to be suicidal will assuredly dissipate, so don’t be impetuous and end your life.

But when someone is suicidal, the desire to be dead can be overwhelming. The FEELING is very powerful and inviting.

An inner dialogue may go something like this: “All I need to do is kill myself, and my problems and pain will be over; and I won’t be a burden to other people.”

So what is the better “solution” to this “problem”?

Answer: treatment.

The number one reason for suicide is untreated depression, and depression is highly treatable.

But you must ACT. And that can be difficult when you feel horrible, so you simply must FORCE yourself to act. And that means picking up the phone and calling a suicide hotline. No, that is not a panacea, but it is a GREAT first step.

And things WILL get better. I see it happen everyday, over and over. People who have told me that they had nothing to live for and that they MUST die tell me at some later juncture that life is WONDERFUL and that they are glad to be alive

also look at the comment sections of the sun or something regarding montreal

angry old people spitting vitriol about anglo montrealers, i've seen it
not gonna sugar coat it, edmonton is grim as fuck man
nope, it only matters what language you speak in businesses and government institutions

How was your post-Valentine's Day evening /cum/?

>Be Quebecfag
>can't go one thread without mentioning this multiple times

your entire post is based on the false premise that dying is somehow a bad thing

/cum/ is ded, please revive to make the evening more comfy

hey man, he's got a lot to be proud about

Holy fuck I just found a girl who I know on Tinder
Don't know if I should swipe right or not