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Gas
The
English
Lads
you're a VERY funny man, AREN'T you?
what's the deal with the flight plan anyway? i mean why do i have to shoot the hired guns before throwing them out of the plane?
Anyone fancy getting knocked out by me
epsiode 84: the big guy
Home sweet home
West Virginia
Bluegrass papa
Mountain mama
Take me home
Country roads
To the place
We belong
And make it
Better better better
Better better better
Ooooh!
they work for the mercenary
the masked man
I am, ACTUALLY
you will NEVER have a qt gf
Fuck off Jock
had a very qt gf
now just have a gf
NEWMANE?
peaked with my first gf, downhill from there
who's the last person you wanked too?
eva lovia here
t. Limp wristed Anglo
state secrets for sale if u nd, bone dry stinkin
the (chinese) gf
I loved a girl once
Same
This guy looks like he works for Vice
I'm ethnically Irish mate
Is that a fucking avocado? why are all avocado eaters such subhumans?
called someone racist in greggs earlier lads
pulled a very important lever approximately 5 minutes ago
just finished setting up my executive chair for dedicated shitposting
>bothering with the whole gf meme if she's not qt
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>STILL has a double chin
lmao
Cash me outside
haha she's obviously pretty qt, i fancy her :3
ah yes, perfect for business ideas
Mate bought some 'coke' off a homeless guy
You lads think he gives /brit/ the old browse.
I shall not be catching you outside
Definitely shan't
post your /brit/tlestation leds
Business idea : ban the poor
...
might have set it up wrong
sssshhhhh birdcucks
Lol!
this chair sucks
having a think that this might be an attack against me
Just woke up in a pool of sick on the floor, i'd put an old bed sheet down so at least it's just me thats dirty.
Really need to stop drinking lads.
Doing a cheeky listen to yung lean
Whatever happened to that cheeky Belarussian
sun'll be coming up so i'll be off to bed in a bit - when I awaken I expect a nice russian girlfriend x
Wakey wakey vodka lad
proxy's working now lads wahey
What should I do about my back hair?
>tfw you got ear plugs and an eye mask
How will solarmongs and birdcucks ever recover?
>there are people in this ITT thread who haven't been to see their fav meme rapper live in their home city
pathetic
lay down on a fuck off big piece of tape
wax it off unless you can't afford to then just shave it
>Yung lean is his favourite meme rapper
Sad! Many such cases
posting false information on /his/
...
what up youtube youtube
joelie olie comin at ya fer
CUSTOM GROW 420
classic gimmick
Death Grips are a meme but they're not meme rappers, Lil B's the only other acceptable option apart from Yung Meme's mates. Bones's lot are bitchbois whom I could take any day of the week
Dreamt that I had done a big sloppy poo and I was wiping my bum but there was so much poo that with each wipe not much poo had removed from my bum. It was taking forever so I stood on that he toilet seat so I was in view of the bathroom mirror, spread my cheeks open to see the damage and the poo was just all over the place. Slightly up my back, down my leg a bit etc. Ended up getting a wet towel and wiping it all down that way. Then my date arrived.
Sociable young user discovers /brit/, gets pumped with cheeky gimmicks, doesn't feel good and changes - AUTISM.
Many such cases!
i HAVE DEATH GRIPS ON MY SKULL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
got the executive shit stool too?
gf sent me this today
Lol!!!!
going to sneak a russian gf into this brit's window while he sleeps
he won't know what hit him! haha
Just took a poo lads, came out smooth as can be, excellent
But when I wiped it was all blood
Lol I'm dying lads
Got bills included with rent at ye olde flat and couldn't afford to use the dryer st the laundrette today so got the radiator turned up full and now it's so fucking hot I can't sleep ahahaha
listening to folk music from my part of the country
time for the daily /r/the_donald browse
Doing an Alex Jones watch
why do mums love their daughters being lewd?
living out their thirst for chad cock through their daughters
anyone else?
>str vs int
morning
bit sunny out
my neighbours mam constantly fights with her over the clothes she wears
she still dresses like that pic half the time anyway
girls are just sluts
rip
Just putt some roast potatoes on
>tfw the bad guys won
why is life so depressing?
par?
Doing a falling in love with girl from the internet I've never met lol!
I feel that that silly sod in the picture I've attached with this comment
snickerdoodles?
ahh yes... the edgy chon browser who has decided that everything is terrible so everything that happened in history was wrong
listening to joe rogan attack crowder
en.wikipedia.org
>The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland and its empire remained officially neutral throughout the American Civil War (1861–65). It legally recognised the belligerent status of the Confederacy, but never recognized it as a nation and never signed a treaty or exchanged ambassadors. However, the top British officials debated intervention in the first 18 months.
> Confederate strategy for securing independence was largely based on the hope of military intervention by Britain and France, which never happened
the gf
ah yes... the radical centrist who sees a joke post and decides its a good time to try and show off his intellectual superiority
gimp
When you really think about it it's actually mad you can see the moon from Earth
Have a proper ganders at it, it's really beautiful
racist
calm down you mentalist hahaha
>too weak to fight a war on their own
they got what they deserved 2bh
Was speaking to a British user over the net yesterday and he said:
> At the center of every person, is not the color of their skin, but the content of their character; what their mom and dad made them. We are all like freedom fries in the cosmic happy meal of our grandslam superbowl brunch. Also, what's an Easter?
You Britishers are so clever.
haven't brushed my teeth this week
feel bad for the gf
>joke
it wasn't funny though
The USA only won the war of independence with the backing of Spain, France and thr Netherlands
Should have supported the Confederates to spite them
heh
>seeing the moon in the day
lol do you take me for a fool?
Was it too close to home?
Did it cut too near the bone?
shut up or i heem you
probably getting that next week, might mod it and add some style
are you the roode qt
that leaf from the other day was right, Opera is the patrician browser