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shitbottle edition

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Gas
The
English
Lads

you're a VERY funny man, AREN'T you?

what's the deal with the flight plan anyway? i mean why do i have to shoot the hired guns before throwing them out of the plane?

Anyone fancy getting knocked out by me

epsiode 84: the big guy

Home sweet home
West Virginia
Bluegrass papa
Mountain mama
Take me home
Country roads
To the place
We belong
And make it
Better better better
Better better better
Ooooh!

they work for the mercenary
the masked man

I am, ACTUALLY

you will NEVER have a qt gf

Fuck off Jock

had a very qt gf
now just have a gf

NEWMANE?

peaked with my first gf, downhill from there

who's the last person you wanked too?

eva lovia here

t. Limp wristed Anglo

state secrets for sale if u nd, bone dry stinkin

the (chinese) gf

I loved a girl once

Same

This guy looks like he works for Vice

I'm ethnically Irish mate

Is that a fucking avocado? why are all avocado eaters such subhumans?

called someone racist in greggs earlier lads

pulled a very important lever approximately 5 minutes ago

just finished setting up my executive chair for dedicated shitposting

>bothering with the whole gf meme if she's not qt
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>STILL has a double chin

lmao

Cash me outside

haha she's obviously pretty qt, i fancy her :3

ah yes, perfect for business ideas

Mate bought some 'coke' off a homeless guy

You lads think he gives /brit/ the old browse.

I shall not be catching you outside

Definitely shan't

post your /brit/tlestation leds

Business idea : ban the poor

...

might have set it up wrong

sssshhhhh birdcucks

Lol!

this chair sucks
having a think that this might be an attack against me

Just woke up in a pool of sick on the floor, i'd put an old bed sheet down so at least it's just me thats dirty.

Really need to stop drinking lads.

Doing a cheeky listen to yung lean

Whatever happened to that cheeky Belarussian

sun'll be coming up so i'll be off to bed in a bit - when I awaken I expect a nice russian girlfriend x

Wakey wakey vodka lad

proxy's working now lads wahey

What should I do about my back hair?

>tfw you got ear plugs and an eye mask

How will solarmongs and birdcucks ever recover?

>there are people in this ITT thread who haven't been to see their fav meme rapper live in their home city
pathetic

lay down on a fuck off big piece of tape

wax it off unless you can't afford to then just shave it

>Yung lean is his favourite meme rapper

Sad! Many such cases

posting false information on /his/

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what up youtube youtube

joelie olie comin at ya fer

CUSTOM GROW 420

classic gimmick

Death Grips are a meme but they're not meme rappers, Lil B's the only other acceptable option apart from Yung Meme's mates. Bones's lot are bitchbois whom I could take any day of the week

Dreamt that I had done a big sloppy poo and I was wiping my bum but there was so much poo that with each wipe not much poo had removed from my bum. It was taking forever so I stood on that he toilet seat so I was in view of the bathroom mirror, spread my cheeks open to see the damage and the poo was just all over the place. Slightly up my back, down my leg a bit etc. Ended up getting a wet towel and wiping it all down that way. Then my date arrived.

Sociable young user discovers /brit/, gets pumped with cheeky gimmicks, doesn't feel good and changes - AUTISM.
Many such cases!

i HAVE DEATH GRIPS ON MY SKULL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

got the executive shit stool too?

gf sent me this today

Lol!!!!

going to sneak a russian gf into this brit's window while he sleeps
he won't know what hit him! haha

Just took a poo lads, came out smooth as can be, excellent

But when I wiped it was all blood

Lol I'm dying lads

Got bills included with rent at ye olde flat and couldn't afford to use the dryer st the laundrette today so got the radiator turned up full and now it's so fucking hot I can't sleep ahahaha

listening to folk music from my part of the country

youtu.be/IUjLE_N1Cuc

time for the daily /r/the_donald browse

Doing an Alex Jones watch

why do mums love their daughters being lewd?

living out their thirst for chad cock through their daughters

anyone else?

>str vs int

morning

bit sunny out

my neighbours mam constantly fights with her over the clothes she wears
she still dresses like that pic half the time anyway
girls are just sluts

rip

Just putt some roast potatoes on

>tfw the bad guys won
why is life so depressing?

par?

Doing a falling in love with girl from the internet I've never met lol!
I feel that that silly sod in the picture I've attached with this comment

snickerdoodles?

ahh yes... the edgy chon browser who has decided that everything is terrible so everything that happened in history was wrong

listening to joe rogan attack crowder

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_and_the_American_Civil_War

>The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland and its empire remained officially neutral throughout the American Civil War (1861–65). It legally recognised the belligerent status of the Confederacy, but never recognized it as a nation and never signed a treaty or exchanged ambassadors. However, the top British officials debated intervention in the first 18 months.

> Confederate strategy for securing independence was largely based on the hope of military intervention by Britain and France, which never happened

the gf

ah yes... the radical centrist who sees a joke post and decides its a good time to try and show off his intellectual superiority
gimp

When you really think about it it's actually mad you can see the moon from Earth

Have a proper ganders at it, it's really beautiful

racist

calm down you mentalist hahaha

>too weak to fight a war on their own

they got what they deserved 2bh

Was speaking to a British user over the net yesterday and he said:
> At the center of every person, is not the color of their skin, but the content of their character; what their mom and dad made them. We are all like freedom fries in the cosmic happy meal of our grandslam superbowl brunch. Also, what's an Easter?
You Britishers are so clever.

haven't brushed my teeth this week
feel bad for the gf

>joke
it wasn't funny though

The USA only won the war of independence with the backing of Spain, France and thr Netherlands

Should have supported the Confederates to spite them

heh

>seeing the moon in the day

lol do you take me for a fool?

Was it too close to home?

Did it cut too near the bone?

shut up or i heem you

probably getting that next week, might mod it and add some style

are you the roode qt

that leaf from the other day was right, Opera is the patrician browser