/brit/ - Australian Culture

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Mornin lads

Wake up and smell the coffee

Tim Horton's ?

>Australian cultua

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Considering the possibility that my mate has turned into a cunt

what does that mean translated into American English?

one of the top rap songs last year
youtube.com/watch?v=i9kJJ9yhXNc

haha lel

>decide to have a lie in
>roadworks directly outside my house

ahh yes

>me : hello
>him: you don't seem to have a television licence for this address
>me: I don't need a tv licence
>him: do you have a tv?
>me: i dont need a tv licence
>him: but do you own a television ? >me: listen mate I'm not really interested
>him: alright. *fucks off*

youtube.com/watch?v=THNPmhBl-8I

brisbane mentioned

It's a car chase, what's your point?

>American """""culture"""""
youtube.com/watch?v=-XSq0PvVxMs

whats he doing la

how can i get a schizophrenic yandere gf who will take a pair of hedge shears to my bollocks if she even suspects i've cheated on her?

Need a polish gf

so you do have a tv?

(You)

>Australian """""culture"""""
youtube.com/watch?v=X5j_EcmRvaI

A rebirth?

Duolingo just said i was 1% fluent in French, reckon thats enough to get by desu

her face looks JUST as fuck

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If she was more attractive she would be out of my league

>No "yanks" option

>tfw she's already out of my league

angry Wakefield nonce?

I'z thinkin mah nigga dun turnt into a bad cat yo

Just constant badmouthing and intolerance in my direction. Example being I told him a few days ago that I might try to organise going out but that it was just a possibility. Messages me late tonight saying "yeah thanks for getting back to me". If ya haven't heard anything then it's either not on or you check.

Other mates have noticed it too.

Lads

I haven't impacted anyone's life outside of my family.

at funny posts i shall howl,
at yank posts, i shall scowl
but no matter the post or no matter from who
i shall always post "doing a poo"

Bloke in the cubicle next to me really needs to sort his diet out

woke as fuck my nigga

oi cunt give us your loightah

probably because people is picking up "people of colour"

why am i seeing so many quirky subreddits on the front page all of a sudden

is it because of /r/popular

So do you have a television?

mooing

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pooing

State of Sup Forums when people think there's nothing wrong with this post

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOG ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH REDDITT GRRRRRRRRRRRR AGGGGG

theres literally nothing wrong with using reddit

think so lad, i've already got 80 subs filtered from the frontpage, reckon this will just add more to that number. not pleased.

right then, which one of you lads wants a hard bumming?

*gapes arsehole*

*closes your arsehole*

enough of that now lad haha

listening to some nice speedy punk rock lads

hello 'runts'

youtube.com/watch?v=7uhoqdVpE_4

have your mates noticed him being a cunt to you or one in general?

sounds like one of those lazy snarky cunts who not only takes no initiative but expects a gilded invitation. you can either just tell him to fuck up or confront him and ask what his deal is.

m8 of mine does similar stuff with me, and I basically just speak when spoken to for a while and just wait for whatever issue he has to fuck off.

>listening to some nice speedy punk rock lads

Fuck up cunt

*opens it as soon as you turn around*
*you turn around with a concerned look on your face*
*guffs a huge wash of air directly into your face*

skipped in a bit and that crimson chin goblin was fucking around with rocks in a bag

asmr has got to be the runtiest of all """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""hobbies"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""(?)

*hisses at you from a crack in the floorboards*
*scampers away*

Shut your guts, cunt

There is no chance I will ever have sex

i made a new video lads

youtube.com/watch?v=aBXR4LqCQI4

hmmm

cunt i will snap you wherever i find you

Reddit is for twats please stay there you are not welcome here

know that feel lad

there's a girl in my uni class, she isn't a typica beauty but i have such a crush on her. shame i'm a khv with no hope

I havnt had sex since 2007

'font'

been with the gf for a year now and still haven't had sex

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Reminder that posting on reddit is a good thing

I can't even remember what it was like though

...

are you the beta thats ordered around by a tiny chink?

Just to me, but then he doesn't interact with the other lads in my group much.

Think he's probably fed up with his job. Everyone else in the group has gone through uni and picked up a decent job while he's been working the floor at a supermarket the last 6 years.

How did it feel being molested as a child?

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What the fuck did you just call me????
Fucking dare you to come to wakey and say that but you ain't got the fucking balls kid

I was 18

my plan for the next hour:
>have a shit
>buy tobacco
>roll and smoke spliff
>proof read essay again before submitting it.

Is this real?

18 year olds are pretty much children

ahaha it was all a ruse

You're posting with TEENAGERS on a PEANUT BUTTER SCULPTURE SUBREDDIT

Pewdiepie is a fascist

good bants here get this on the lad bible!!

heil hydra

I know, this board is proof of that.

got tiers in my eyes lads

he's white so of course he is

Don't fucking like ice cream, it's shithouse.
What about you?

Did not read a single word

Who here /bornin1999/

Read a single word

It's a bannable offence to announce a report user

SIC 'IM JANNY

made sure to read every word

89 here

skim read it

read all of this

expected it to turn into a lecture about mansplaining 2bh

>announcing reports

counter-reported

>Oreo thins

>announcing counter-reports

*does nothing* (wink wink)