/carib/ - Act 14: Mental Health

Loneliness edition.

You will always have your friends on the internet to keep you company ))

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First for ronery

second for st lucia

Third for suicide.

/carib/ suicide pact when?

Right now.

What method should be used?

Feelium
Or SL can make poison

if you want to throw your life away, why not just become pirates.

We get a boat and some weapons and some other tools, and hijack tankers in the crablands?

Is there any truth to dreams being your subconscious mind trying to tell you something?

According to Freud, yes.

You're actually in a coma and dreams are brief memories of your past

I really hope its not the subconscious speaking after some of the dreams I've had

Do you guise feel like trying to make sense of a vivid dream I had last night?

Shur
Peoples dreams are always interesting

>Mental Health

How do I deal with crippling anxiety /carib/?

I've been thinking of taking up benzo addiction but that seems unwise

50cc of 40% spirit to be applied twice daily to your oral cavity

Some context is necessary before going into the dream itself
Well the dream involves "Girl X"
>Girl x went to middle school with me
>we weren't friends, I'd even say she had something against me(at the the time at least)
>This one time I went to school, while waiting in an empty classroom
>She and her boyfriend enter and went into the corner and started screwing
>They know I'm there but don't care
>Fast forward post school
>I'm working in kitchen for a few months
>She starts working there with me and it's my job to show her the ropes
>we become good friends however
>Coworkers even think we're dating(but it's all platonic)
>She quits because she hates it
>I leave to, although I respectfully resign instead.
>On facebook I see she got job I really wanted
Now there is the context, now for the dream itself
>I’m sitting in room reflecting on my life and some of the choices I’ve made
>Then she’s there, wearing the uniform of a job I really wanted
>We lock eyes but don’t speak
>Then a man appears, his face is eerily familiar
>They begin having sex right in front of me, but she doesn’t break eye contact with me
>I look around the room and there is only one door
> I go through it to escape the situation
>it only leads to a balcony
>I can still hear them doing it even if I don’t look
>I look at the sky, nothing but dark stormclouds and a red sun shining through it
>The wind pics up, I look back and she’s still staring at me while getting railed
>I’d do anything to be out of this situation ,I look down
>There I can see my dead Guard dog and a few passed away relatives and friends
>I wanna jump down there and be with them, but I’m so high up
>before I could decide what to do I woke up
Help me make sense of it all
Interact with more people I guess

>middle school
Bloody yanks

As for the dream I think you are becoming increasingly dissatisfied with life. Loss and situations you have been in push you towards the edge and this all manifests itself through a female because of underlying sexual frustration and emotional detachment.

Or

you really want to fuck that girl

>Bloody yanks
Nah this was here in here The Bahamas
>As for the dream I think you are becoming increasingly dissatisfied with life. Loss and situations you have been in push you towards the edge and this all manifests itself through a female because of underlying sexual frustration and emotional detachment.
I believe this is most likely the anwser

Get cucked or die trying lmao

>SL can make poison
I can just use a plant

>why not just become pirates.
That takes effort, and if life isn't really worth living why would I continue
it by just to do other shit I don't care about.

Maybe

First thing you need to tackle is what is causing all that anxiety. Stay away from drugs because that only helps temporarily till you start getting used to them and feel anxious again. I'd suggest heavy meditation at least 20 min per day and venturing out of your comfort zone (look up ways to do that).

I want Val to weigh in, can you go Beckon her somehow?

I'll try making a smoke signal with leftover coconuts see if I can summon her.

You're the best, Non-Val Aruba

>I can just use a plant
what plant. strictly for knowledge of course

>plant off the top of my head

>Jumbie eye (growing next door)
Aubrin

>Castor oil plant (I havel like 40 plants next door)
Ricin

>Oleander
Oleanderin and other toxins

>Dumbcane
>Can't remember active ingredient

>Foxglove
Digitoxin

Do you have an unhealthy fascination with death, or are you a botanist?

Little bit of both, I did a lot of plant biotechnology

An internet friend is fine too.

>All this shit I now have to research
Gee thanks senpai

Then what explains these dreams

>go to nearby supermarket
>character from a game I play is patrolling
>he tells me to leave
>leave the supermarket
>get shot by shadowy humanoid creature

And then there was this one from a year ago
>typical Japanese high school becomes overrun with Japanese demons
>school is also part of a ninja village for some reason
>ninja become possessed and overrun the school and slaughter a bunch of students and faculty

Be creative

I am so gonna use this, thank you so very much my Canadian friend

>Jumbie eye (growing next door)
>Castor oil plant (I havel like 40 plants next door)

do you ship internationally ))

you have anger deep inside of you that manifests as violent supernatural entities. the vidya character is just something recent that was on youre mind

There are specific laws preventing me from shipping "unprocessed" plant material from one country to the other

you're welcome

well then make the poison and then mail it. im pretty sure thats processed

dank u

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Am I too perfectionist?
np

I can get everything except the foxglove
> >Jumbie eye (growing next door)
> >Castor oil plant (I havel like 40 plants next door)
> do you ship internationally ))
If only you liked tropical vegetation then you would find all these plants growing around you

>If only you liked tropical vegetation then you would find all these plants growing around you

well i suppose its a shotgun with a pine stock now

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Make one for Aruba pls leafbro

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Here the template if anyone want to do it by himself

Masha masha danki

Thanks leafbro this will be my profile picture for the rest of the year

I might be picked up by customs though

>foxglove
Which can be easily obtained

sweet you made one for PK

we need bahamas to smuggle it. i think he has access to a boat

well that sounds like a plan

I don't know guys, We're(The Bahamas) still trying to shake of our "Haven of Lawlessness" name.

>Haven of Lawlessness
Embrace your culture

He has to post, because I don't know him.

bump

>tfw today all of my family and some non family people are coming down from afar just to see if I get diagnosed as crazy.

I feel like I'm getting attention.

How are my crabmens doing this morning?

And this is why I don't talk about my mental health issues with (((family))).

Also doing aight, gonna go do some important last minute errands for my Florida trip (like actually buying the ticket) and finishing up some paperwork that will hopefully get done within 24 hours.

>yfw /crab/ is waiting to see if you are crazy too

Woke up early from an odd dream and now I'm worried that Bahamas is right about the subconscious

ALL THESE RARE FLAGS

>How are my crabmens doing this morning?
Tired,stayed up talking to friend till 4am

collect flags quietly

>to see if I get diagnosed as crazy.
We're all crazy in our own ways, but which diagnoses are you routing for?
I'm doing great mate, no bizarre dream last night
Feels good
Gib Koenigsegg

>/carib/ suicide pact
>it's a Caribbean countries and """"countries"""" pretend they aren't little tropical paradises episode

>tropical paradises

PK whats up?
Still cheating on ba'Hamas?

News
> 28kilograms of cocaine was seized on the port today

This is in Dominica not Antigua

Poor smugglers, they we're probably going to donate the proceeds to a good charity too.

I just got an idea.
I should move to the Carribean.
Where should I go?

I feel like and old person whose kids are just waiting for him to die just to snatch up all his money.

Are you taking the exam in summer senpai?

>Woke up early from an odd dream and now I'm worried that Bahamas is right about the subconscious
greentext time?

That sounds nice. is this a friend or a ''friend''?

I just hope I get nothing, or some meme minor thing no one will care about yet get me special treatment.

Do you often have weird ass dreams?

Tropical countries are the main destination where people carry out suicide pacts.

Also, mosquitoes+humidity drive people to suicide often.

it's not so easy mang.

How are you doing today.

Where did it come from?

Great idea.
Go to the bong virgins.

>Go to the bong virgins.
Could you tell me more about them?
Whats life like out there?
Could I get a decent job? (Im in Finance/Business)

>tropical paradises episode
Reeeeeeeeeeee

First Murder for the year
Dramatic irony
>Murderer is the son of the last man to be hanged in SVG
>Murderer used to preach against violence
>Used to try and highlight good people in SVG to counteract the negativity

>Where should I go
Caymans

She is just my friend....one of the Harpies

>weird ass dreams
Only when I'm feeling down or have a lot on my mind
>Where should I go?
Cayman I believe or Bermuda

SL will eventually fade away tbqh.

It doesn't mean anything. Stop falling for scams.

God bless.

Stop. Enough. LIFE IS NOT A DAMN BROCHURE REEEEEEE

Cayman Islands seems like the perfect destination for you.

>SL will eventually fade away tbqh.
Why? I've been here for years

> Where did it come from?
No idea, I think they were going to ship it out tho
> First Murder for the year
What do you mean first you guys are making the test of us look like savages

I will pray for your soul senpai.

Any of the meme tax haven islands should work for you.

BVI are ok. But not to live I think.

>>Murderer is the son of the last man to be hanged in SVG
>>Murderer used to preach against violence
>>Used to try and highlight good people in SVG to counteract the negativity
wow

>She is just my friend....one of the Harpies
ohh ok.

What do you dream when you are just chill?

i see

iwnsvg.com/2017/02/16/son-faces-murder-charge-decades-after-dad-was-hanged-for-murder/

There is no such thing you velvet voiced temptress!

>father of five

how in the fuck do people have that many kids ffs.

>There is no such thing
I believe we do have ''souls'' desu

>''souls''
You mean metaphysically? or spiritually?

>Saw an injured dog shivering in the gutter
>take it out bring home
>feed
>going to call VSPCA tomorrow

I lost my edge peoples,send halp

Yay! Val is back
Mundane stuff when I remember

>at prepschool
>everybody chillin in a stripped train car
>some guy asks out a girl
>suddenly commotion
>run to the top of the parking lot
>enter pricesmart
>blood on the ground, someones been stabbed
>going through the store with a current classmate
>blood and a suspiciously yellow puddle
>avoid going to the back because theres a stabbist on the loose
and then i woke up at 4:30

pls make sure doggo is comfy

>doggo is comfy
I'll see about that tomorrow

tbqh this is a very interesting thread, carib bros.

unified Caribbean when?

Already been tried but the eternal Marley ended this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Indies_Federation

Pump for the glory of crab

What does it mean when a girl smiles at you and then looks to the ground?

Many sources tell me you only need sand, sun and rum.
For example youtube.com/watch?v=Ey1_nkmS54g

Who's that?

Any source/info?
Suicide pacts are US cult tier.

You're a good person.

>tropical paradise

You try living in a tiny island where there's literally nothing else to do but drink and go to the beach.

I gotta wait for my TSA application to get approved, which takes roughly 3 weeks. So I'm gonna do the written exam mid-march now. The actual practical I'm gonna do in September.

>literally nothing else to do but drink and go to the beach
I'm a wageslave, this is literally the definition of paradise.

It's not like the government gives us boozegibs and we all go out to the beach together every day. Shit's expensive here. Wak bo ta wak, stay here for 6 months and you'll want to shoot yourself.

>Tried it
>Jamaica went full retard

I am a wage slave on the island though

Island fever?

Exactly, think you have it bad now? Imagine every goddamn task taking longer than it has to because all government and private services here are incompetent, cost of living is expensive so even if you were a wageslave here you couldn't spend too much on booze, and there's NOTHING to do. As a vacation island though it's pretty good.

I like the individual countries version of the Caribbean better anyway.

Besides, it's better not to have a big country with a bunch of identities. It'll split eventually anyway, whether it takes 10 years or 400.

Probably, the only time I ever feel alive is during carnival season

Ironically I dislike Carnaval with a passion.

Well, I don't blame you he pic Val showed me look terrible

I have watched a lot of films recently

>The Usual Suspects
>L.A. Confidential
>Dirty Harry
>Magnum Force
>The Enforcer
>Sudden Impact
>The Dead Pool
>Boyz n the Hood
>South Central