The United Nations has asked every country to pair up

>The United Nations has asked every country to pair up

Which country would you pair up with?

Japan ofc

Any cunt which would have us desu senpai.

*sits in the corner, crying*

It could only be Finland

I wasnt gunna say France or anything

Japan.

You already have Israel.

You have Mexico.
Nobody likes them and they look exactly the same as you.

Germany, UK, Canada, USA, Suriname. All are fine.

Belgium can fuck off.

I don't know, probably the country most similar to Transylvania (my country)

you're mom, lol
(I dunno, maybe Ukraine)

>Germany
But only if Geert Wilders stays politician.

australia

We never had an entirely left wing government in our entire history.

Poland obviously

Japan or France desu

Pair up with russia, declare war on china, BTFO china, declare war on russia shortly after, ????, Brazil is next world superpower

it's your, дeбил cyкa eбaный.

нюфaжинa

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>Brazil is next world superpower
If this means bunda for everyone, I support it.

denmark, we both have red/white flags, our people is nice, our society is boring and our land is pretty


i would also go for Nederlads, NZ/AUS, Latvia, US, or UK

FUCK OFF ARGENTINA URUGUAY IS OURS.

CISPLATINA VOLTE PRA TERRA QUERIDA PÁTRIA AMADA BRASIL.

Morocco

don't worry he is a fucking weeb we want to be with you

Does anyone want us?

Please?

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You get peru

Eesti is trash

Netherlands to be honest.

rude

Uruguay desu

Taiwan

china

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Unfortunately it would be Poo Peeland

No you go with Denmark

No you go with Chile

Wouldn't Austria be the obvious choice?No you have Poortugal:DDD

Nice!

>Moldova
AHAHAHAHAH

NZ

Norway for both historical reasons and that jailed the banksters/world's richest country socialist swag

I am Transylvanian
We would not be paired with Moldova
If anything, we'd end up being paired with Hungary

PALESTINE

It's funny because Russia is already trying to forcibly pair Ukraine with Russia by invading it.

Transylvania is not a country though

>Brazil
>superpower
Brazil is fucking trash tier. There are slums literally everywhere, and it's just a giant shithole. They do nothing of any use.

Iceland would make the most sense

Not yet

fuck that political crap, they've been our bros for centuries and they make up the biggest immigrant group here

ireland or france probably

>They do nothing of any use.
They do bunda. You're jelly because you do chavs.

Molvanîa

Do you support Quebec sovereignty? If you do then I will support Transylvanian independence and start shilling it.

>Brazil is next world superpower
i can live with this

No please

I guess, I don't know much about Quebec

China or India

>bros for centuries
Dude, you don't rape your bros.

Germany

Australia-New Zealand
Russia- Belarus or Serbia

Go with Indonesia

Need to read that desu

Germany

Ireland again

ireland!

Hoo-ouuu hold up there.
We might be shit I admit it. But do not say we do anything of use. We export the best ladybois in the hole fuck8ng world. Also your country is in the verge of collapse

Making the paddies salty

>verge of collapse.
Literally how? We ain't fucking perfect, but we are far from collapse.

>brazil
>calling another country collapsed

go fuck a monkey and improve your gene pool jungle nigger

Greece

Italy
t. spain

none cuz I shit on this kike hoax known as the UN.

Got'cha on a soft spot there muhammad?

San Marino a qt!

Probably New Zealand because of geographical closeness.

Mongolia

PNG m8

They were an Australian territory for a few decades too

About 5% of the population is Muslim.
Say there is a fifty fifty split between male and female.
So we have 2.5% of uk population that may be called muhammed. If they all were that would mean that aprox 1,6 million people in the UK are called that. Meaning that you only have 2.5% chance of guessing our names. If we were both called that then the chance of you getting the names right would be about 1.25%

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Sweden

K

Finland

east timor or some shit no one wants

Idk, Argentina?

France and UK.

Fuck both of you neets

>lowkey fishing for (You)'s
>but at the same time extemely serious

We divide Chile in West Chile and East Chile, and then we pair between ourselves

Brazil, Mexico or Ecuador

I am really sorry Sweden, but after you destroyed your country the only one for us is Eesti.

Some shitty micronation filled with slavs?

Nu uh. I'll stick with swedes thank you.

Canada because I am that lazy kid in class who doesn't want to move out of his seat when it comes time to do work with a partner

t. kang

t. cai-göran

t: anti-autism defenceforce.

If we can leave the Northern Somalia part of Sweden out and take the rest with us I am in.

Monaco, we have the best flag

countries don't have balls so its not gay.

Ireland or France

>UN asks
stopped reading there

you should go with Poland

Liechtenstein

Depends on who would decide it.
If the men then probably Serbia or Belarus.
If the women then Turkey i guess.

>The United Nations has asked every country to replace their diet with bugs

Would you?

germoney