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fried chicken edition

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can't wait for some rogue scientists to start creating Khaaaaaaaans

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hello sydney

The economic proposal

WE

THE NORDEN BRUDDERS

too late senpai
flights and tickets are paid for

can't wait for WW3

going to sign up just to be cannon fodder

>north england keeps whining that they never get any funding

>meanwhile wales and the south west are even LESS developed

don't see people kicking up a fuss about us baka

>northern art
>northern culture
>northern design

i hate those art museums they're building they're shit, just massive expensive concrete jagged things filled with modern art

ボイプッシ

always annoying when you wank and the cum is runny and goes on your clothes

appear to have gotten myself stuck in a runt trap lads, can someone send help, haha

>they look like dogs lol

>he doesn't eat up his cum like a good lad

embarrassing

what does it look like?

where /r/Unitedkingdom lets loose...

business idea: foy

mong

when you're a part of a powerhouse you get to make demands

Crickey lads looks like its gonna be another boila

BRING ME MY BOW OF BURNING GOLD

any cute boys

We're used to it

I honestly, unironically, genuinely, absolutely, definitely, whole-heartedly want all the homosexuals in this thread to die in a fire.

leeds

*sneaks into your quarters, sniffles, and clubs your head in with a large gold ornament*

errr.g.g....s...SXCREEEEEE...scFRREEEE

*clubs your inanimate head once more and jumps on your back excitedly*

found a nice new whore to fap to

shame she only speaks spanish and i can't understand her vids :^(

>gif
fuck off

dont make the black kids angry

vice.com/en_uk/article/why-loneliness-affects-so-many-young-people

Are you lonely /brit/?

FOM

saw a video of a aussie rozzer frying an egg on his car bonnet.

meet

How do I get people who laugh nervously after every thing they say to stop?

VERY annoying.

>vice

the utter state of this runt

be careful, remember no kissing, no blowies, no anal, no matter how cute the guy is

i have a skin rash that affects my entire body so im a bit self conscious

went to uni and it turned out i was less nervous than everyone else though, talked to some 6'5 lad who started stuttering at me and wouldn't look me in the eye, then some nerdy looking kid started doing cartwheels in the corridor while everyone looked on

there was also some weird lad who kept repeating things to himself under his breath

rasheed

someones been dropping marxist leaflets into the runt areas again lads

shall be taking this directly to the Minister of Runt Affairs

youtube.com/watch?v=lKJkKnaImic

COUNTER COOLTURE

>order something from asos
>they send the wrong thing
>send me out another one
>its the same one as the first
ah yes

>webm twat
he's here lads!

SO TOLERANT
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>sitting in my lounge, listening to radio 4, wife brings over a pipe and ploughman's sandwich
>"thank you dear" I say
>finish my sandwich and listening to the dulcet tones of Ruth Alexander on Money Box
>suddenly hear a loud rapping at my single pane glass French doors, overlooking my acres of land
>my brow furrows and I adjust myself upright in my armchair, slowly turning my head to face the window and allowing my eyes to adjust to the sunlight beaming through
>once my eyes have adjusted I make out the small, deformed, piglet shaped silhouette of one of my runts at the window, wearing a sash and holding a piece of paper
>I grimace, grinding my molars together in blistering fury
>"Martha" I mutter to my wife, "get my rifle"
>her face is painted with a look of worry but hurries off to retrieve my rifle from atop the kitchen cabinet
>I stomp across the hardwood flooring to the french doors, turn the key and swing them open, slamming the runt in the nose.
>He falls to the floor and grabs his face, blood streaming out across his trotter-like fingers
>I manage to make out the writing on the sash now, written out in the runt slurry I feed to them as well as clear remains of runt fecal matter. The smell is overpowering.
>It reads: "Runt union leader"
>veins in my temple are now visible, and my mouth has begun uncontrollably frothing, I am slowly losing control over bodily function due to the stress this fury is placing on my ageing body
>the runt opens its mouth to speak but I do not allow it the privilege

alright the runt-posting has stopped for the night then?

*hangs up safari hat*

alri...alri......

>"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS, RUNT"
>I kick it in the stomach and it doubles over on the ground, wheezing
>"ANSWER ME, RUNT"
>"w-we formed a democratic system an unionised, s-sir, I was declared the leader and was tasked with handing you o-our demands, s-*it coughs up blood*sir"
>I snatch the paper from its hand, it is written on the back of a packet of transform-a-snacks and is difficult to make out
>I crumple the packet in my hand and stare down the runt
>"you just lost your free-range privileges, runt"
>by now, Martha has returned with my rifle, the Runt screams and squeals at the sight of it and attempts to run, but I stomp on its tail, making it whelp
>I take the paper and jam it into the barrel of the rifle, along with some gunpowder, then insert it forcefully into the anus of the runt
>pulling the trigger the runt fires off down the garden and into the runt field, the others squeal and scratch at the walls as he lands in a frenzied panic
>I turn to my wife
>"Martha tell Johnny and the boys that we will be moving the runts back into the battery house tonight, furthermore they are to have only a quarter portion of (You)s for the next 6 months"
>"jolly good user" she replies

*runt squeels right when the runt-hunter turns back*

*skitters off into the bushes*

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not really a bender but I WILL be shagging some birds
may even use a condom

good post

good

shut up yank you wanker

You're not a girl?! Fuck off!

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This is funny because of the fact that you're Australian.

I honestly never imagine Auatralians being weird.

I'd expect this sort of post from a Brit.

ahh yes, brexiteers

>By leveraging automated emotional manipulation alongside swarms of bots, Facebook dark posts, A/B testing, and fake news networks, a company called Cambridge Analytica has activated an invisible machine that preys on the personalities of individual voters to create large shifts in public opinion. Many of these technologies have been used individually to some effect before, but together they make up a nearly impenetrable voter manipulation machine that is quickly becoming the new deciding factor in elections around the world.


>Most recently, Analytica helped elect U.S. President Donald Trump, secured a win for the Brexit Leave campaign, and led Ted Cruz’s 2016 campaign surge, shepherding him from the back of the GOP primary pack to the front.


>The company is owned and controlled by conservative and alt-right interests that are also deeply entwined in the Trump administration. The Mercer family is both a major owner of Cambridge Analytica and one of Trump’s biggest donors. Steve Bannon, in addition to acting as Trump’s Chief Strategist and a member of the White House Security Council, is a Cambridge Analytica board member. Until recently, Analytica’s CTO was the acting CTO at the Republican National Convention.

jesus fucking christ lads
scout.ai/story/the-rise-of-the-weaponized-ai-propaganda-machine

only oldfags will get this

Left: My breaking of the fast meal
Right: What YOU break your fast with

rasheed

1788 was a good year

>I honestly never imagine Auatralians being weird.
babbys first /brit/ thread

ah yes, eating pasta while not being in the EU is impossible

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reckon this post will be a cracking one lads

runt posting was largely promoted by Australian posters, particularly a well-known group of Australians known as The Handsome Aussies

these lads invented and promoted around 90% of the gimmicks today, legend is theyre paid by marketing firms to include subliminal messages in their posts

VERY good post

Trips speak truth

All me.

wish we were let into the EU single market

sick of eating nothing but grass and coal

never understood how people could enjoy anal. fanny is already treading on too tight

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>watching The Island
>a few of the survivalists walk into the woods
>they randomly find a few cans of baked beans
>take them back to camp
>everyone drooling and fawning over the beans
>they eat them raw like a pack of starving badgers

ah yes, the english

i often try to find women to wank to that look like women i have crushes on irl

women can't enjoy anal as they have no prostate

having a wank

poo a'brewin tbqh la

good lad

See a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll be a cuck.

American """"""food""""""

unless theyre pain fiends. but that goes full circle as i will never understand that

>"How big a double bed feels when you've shared one for five years and love hasn't been enough. How living by yourself for the first time is to be regularly nudging away despair. How swapping chattery offices for self-employment can make conversations at the newsagent feel like Christmas."

Holy shit fuck off normalfag cunt REEE

I do agree it's a problem though

Shame outlets like Vice push it though. The home of metropolitan, bearded, bespectacled, smug, brightly dyed hair, petty bourgeois, pretentious, arrogant little hipster cunts that need their faces caved in.

Me at the back right

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1788_in_Australia

doing a read

feel a bit down and worn out

socialising with normies takes its toll

Embrace loneliness.

People = shit

Meanwhile in London

youtube.com/watch?v=yed_LBjsKlQ

twat

good lad

We have a real Jean Paul Satre over here

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learned this lesson eight years ago

ahh yes a 383mb update let me install this right away

what's that? stuck on 1% for 15 minutes? not a problem!

youtube.com/watch?v=RTDoM0YLhAg

whitey btfo

I burnt my finger on purpose earlier. I held a tiny bit of metal and held a flame onto it until it got so hot it hurt, then just sat there and held it until it cooled down again as it was burning me. I wanted to see if I was any good at hiding pain, I honestly surprised myself, I'm stronger than I thought I was. I think probably the only telling thing was that my eyes went red.

but loneliness is worse