Thoughts on american cuisine...?

Thoughts on american cuisine...?

They stole our food

Could be worse.

that webm always triggers my autism

>nooddles+doritos+3Kg of random sauce

wtf is that? noodles with doritos?

this has to be fake. it's way too elaborate for such a shitty result

gourmet

that they need less burgers and more real cuisine

is this a fucking bay leaf?
are americans genuinely triggered by fucking bay leaves?

that's mexican

>is this a fucking bay leaf?
I think so

>are americans genuinely triggered by fucking bay leaves?
apparently it blows their mind how people can put leafs in their food

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Americans never cook?

why cook when you can just buy cooked food from the store lmao

oh wow

perfect answer

how would you even go about eating this

Without self respect

thoughts? opinions?

novelty drinks so somebody will tell their friends about "this bar where I got a WaCkY cocktail that tasted EXACTLY like an alcoholic grilled cheese sandwich" to attract customers who will most likely buy normal, higher margin drinks.

WTF?

makes me think that this one is real

Wrong

that is actually mexican shit not american

I bet the noodles with tapatio + lemon + doritos would be pretty good, but all the sauces at the end were too much.

Quite the invention nonetheless. Keep up, Ameriskinnies, its a competition to the top and Mexicans are winning. Viva Mexico :^)

ITT: Jealous cunts cherrypick our cuisine.

ah yes, the american delicacy medium rare chicken

>he doesnt know about the medium rare taco

wtf

Sickening

If this is the crap they're eating, it's no wonder Americans shart so much.

this fucking guy

take your webms back to Sup Forums

jacks going in for the kill jesus

fuck off, Ja/ck/ is a national trasure and im not even american

holy shit its must be like eating your own barf. well, it kinda looks like barf. who even ordering this abomination?

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omg i just showed my mom this pic and she was laughing like crazy. cause over here we are using this "leaf" like wery often. aactualy, you cant make borsch without it lol.

god damn yanks

stop stealing our stuff

This must be a parody

made me clap