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cara

Hello, reddit!

I will take part in this thread

>In the times of chimpanzees, I was a monkey

What the fuck did he mean by that?

learning about 2nd punic war era Roman soldiers.

Eupho > K-on

heyy x

>absolute numbers

spanner

Unironically walked into the bathroom dying for a shit and just before I reached the door I farted and a large nugget of shit spat out super quick so I clenched my cheeks and waddled to the toilet seat

plumbing life is too cramped for me

if I have a salad with my pizza it's healthy right?

both shite

How can a country be so cucked?

How many of these signs do you recognise lads?

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>learning about 2nd punic war era Roman soldiers.

Made a bacon butty lads

t. has watched neither

The so called Battlestation.

The virgin article

SnW>K-On tbqh

lyon

LISTENED TO THAT I SPIN MAN LIKE KANE SONG 10 TIMES NOW

shes not a very good actress
don't get why she gets casted

needs more bread

Just realised I've just been waiting to die for almost half my life.

fucking neighbor cooked something so horrific it smells like utter wank
had to close my window

watched k-on! all the way through and only watched 1 season of hibike, they're both shit

you need to watch more good animes like naruto

Looks like a bacon burnt-y.

Doing the virgin phone look in public because you don't know where to look

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important photo

get fucked

She's literally average looking too. Huge man eyebrows and a severe mouth breather chin. Don't think she lives up to the standard of beauty virgins assign to her.

doing the virgin touch my neck and face for no reason when talking to people

>butter

want some more fat with your fat?

Spent the last couple of hours walking round estates in London hoping that I'd get stabbed, but unfortunately I've returned home safe and sound.

Grim. Looks raw

Absolute STATE of that "bacon".

that's clearly margarine or olive spread

>doing the virgin hesitate when a girl tries to engage you physically
fuck SAKE

bit rude. its interesting stuff.

is it warm in france right now?

we had 12 degrees here today

creasing, such a strange photo

Hooting at the comments

Hahaha.

Story of my life la'

me

tell me about it?:3

Lmao I do this all the time, even when I'm not talking to anyone

12-13° at peak today but it felt hotter
also hard rain for 15 minutes at 6pm. unexpected this one

>that sauce distribution

err fuck off?

u r shit!

Just talk to people.

really short heavy rain showers are peng

>fat is bad

*sips lucozade energy orange*

But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo...

Sprinkle some sugar on it

maybe later x

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>20:15:32

>20:15:31

fat's good for you

Doing the virgin desperate attempt at holding eye contact but end up looking away after a second

reeeeeeeeEEEEEEEE

HU UH

Both me

>If I lie on my back with my legs open, or go on all fours - its a yes from me
>big bev, Essex, United Kingdom, 10 hours ago

doing to the virgin daily session of playing dwarf fortress

clarified butter is second only to coconut oil in good shit, was talking to an indian guy at work about it today.

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Doing the virgin breathing pattern

A cute girl and I somehow got onto the topic of fitness and she mentioned she used to have abs, she started laughing about a time she told some lad to feel her abs and he got embarrassed and hesitated and I laughed and said that's weird to get awkward about that and then I said you don't ever lose abs, they're always there just not visible and she told me to feel hers to see if they were still there and I hesitated and looked away pretending to look for an approaching train and then she just put her tummy away and didn't talk to me the whole train ride home.

wearing the virgin outfit to cover my grotesquely fat/skinny body

made a scalding hot cup of tea

going to dip my bollocks into it

The virgin gimmick unironically makes me laugh out loud

Doing the virgin laugh

LOVE winter so i dont look like a fat cunt as much

Let me guess
>oversized cum-stained anime/metal band t-shirt
>high waisted light blue jeans
>white socks
>running trainers with big lace loops

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Hoodie, jeans, graphic t-shirt and canvas shoes

Once wore a hoodie in literal 40 degree weather to hide my sickly arms for a full week.

summer winter and spring is peng
only autumn is shit

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going to watch the latest sode

youtube.com/watch?v=y5X3gLwvrRI

burned them right all over

ahh yes

I'z thinkin mah nigga dun turnt into a bad cat yo

listening to the new future album

don't really understand this post

Met a gorgeous yank girl once but when we met, me and my mate were wrestling on a bed and then he started trying to pull my trousers down in front of her.

Only just realising how gay of a situation that was.

Cleaning because I have company coming

JFS OUT OF BRIT REEEEEEEEEE

listening to tibetan monks throat singing

listening to my neighbours bonking

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INCREDIBLY rude if I do say so myself

doing some tibetan throat singing

>Interpol went shit after Antics

Does Charlie Chaplin's Granddaughter show her tits? If not I aint watching.

>the only time i've seen tits on BBC was a sex scene between a white woman and a nig

might go for a drive
live in the city but i'm going to head for the green belt

doing the virgin post

who /virginhead/ here?

Business idea: state funded suicide