Name 5 things unique to your culture

Name 5 things unique to your culture

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I cant even list one

naziism is one

>green tea
>kebab
>ekmek
>islam
>mustache on women

I tried but came up empty. Culture spreads and morphs so fast that there is almost nothing unique to any culture.

Scientology, perhaps? Divine right to own guns? Voluntary unnecessary homesteading by people with better options?

Mormonism doesn't count because of overseas members.

>windmills
>efficient exporters
>greed
>exclusively flat landscapes
>awful food to foreigners, amazing to the Dutch

Pool*nd has no culture

>Mate
>Dulce de leche
>Tango
>Gauchos

>windmills
see plenty of windmills in the US
>exporters
ch*na
>greed
hello?
>flat landscapes
Maldives, bahamas, singapore, Bahrain are all flatter
>plenty of countries have shit food that nobody likes except natives

The Netherlands are German rape babies in denial

bbqs
4th of july
halloween
Rock music
Microwaving water apparently

We make barbeques too but ours are actually good and require skillz

You don't make barbecue because I'm pretty sure you don't call it barbecue, whatever you call it and if it's not the way that we do it then it's not our barbecue so you cant do anything like what we do therefore it isnt barbecue.

Freedom
Liberty
Democracy
Capitalism
Best country on the planet

When you're right you're right

>invented lightbulbs
>invented cotton gin
>invented atomic bombs
>invented burgers
>invented football in which we dont play with feet
>cucked soviets

>Gauchos
>Mate
>Dulce de leche
>Unique

literally all the south cone have those things...

1,hue
2.hue
3.hue
4.hue
5.hue

i cant even list a fucking good one

Because all the South Cone has the same culture

>Democracy
nope

At least we have rapa-nui...

> Mämmi
> Sauna
> Birch bark made clothes and items
> Kalevala
> Very different language and religion

A flag on the motherfuckin' moon

tfw when you're country is the only Democracy in the world

Nothing of ours is unique to us, because the rest of the world stole it and adopted it.

We have rightful clay that named Finland.

>Americans in charge of being realistic

We have rapa nui too but it's better

bigos, pickled cucumbers, but different from the western ones, extreme hatred towards other people mixed with extreme patriotism, rampant usage of alcohol despite our seemingly staunch catholic way of upbringing and thinking

>Curanto
>Chapalele
>Milcao
>Terremoto/earthquake (alcoholic drink)
>Mote con huesillo

*Moais

Nice meme

Freedom
Democracy
Literacy
Scorched Sheepheads
Rotten Shark

-leftism
-communism
-socialism
-love for blacks
-love for arabs (and muslims)

What did I win? The right to leave this fucking country?

Damn straight

Unique to Brazil, probably only the music. Latin American countries are too alike to be unique.

Literally everything, uh spain

>awful food to foreigners, amazing to the Dutch
Foreigners love dutch stroopwafels

So do we

>true ethnoreligion
>multicultural harmony amongst immigrants
>Abu-Bercowitz
>never be a freier
>part democratic part martial mentality

The United States of America...

...is the only country with a flag on the mother fucking moon
...is unquestionably the largest single military force the world has ever seen; capable of waging world scale wars overnight.
...is the only country with every single biome/land type. Deserts, glaciers, tropics, canyons, mountains, forests. No country has more than we do.
...is probably the only country to have immigrants from every other country.
...is the only country with more guns than people.

samba
pardo race
huehuehuehue
5 world cups
kuruminha

>carnaval
>ass
>samba
>football/soccer
>hue

bubbling

hockey riots

is it true that hockey in canada is slowly starting to die out? I heard it's not as popular as it once was

cutest natives on the planet

post more

would waif in a heartbeat

are these cute natives the same tribe of natives that people reference as "7 foot tall amazonian warrior women", or are they different?

also where do i go for one of those

>nude people parade
>many musical styles
>ridiculous crime rate

urm
err
pass

never heard of this, you're probably thinking about the greek myth? the natives here are pretty damn short, the average is 170cm or something like that. I honestly don't know much, even though I lived next to them I don't think there's any significant physical differences between tribes.
>also where do i go for one of those
you don't, they're ours, not for your sausage fingers

>never heard of this, you're probably thinking about the greek myth?
I don't know for sure, but it's an uncommon phrase here. When a woman is very tall, she may be referred to as an Amazonian warrior. This is more likely if she's brown skinned but it could apply to any woman.

>the natives here are pretty damn short, the average is 170cm or something like that.
now that you say that, it seems more accurate/plausible. For what reason would they be far taller than any other race? Most likely an old myth of some kind for sure.

>you don't, they're ours
cmon, gib 1 please

>maple syrup
>creators of hockey
>living native americans
>vegetation on flags
>WOLVERINE

The first dark nipple i actually feel attracted to damn. our natives are ugly.

but we invented ice skates

You slam on table instead of clapping

>american democracy

Don't forget sopaipillas and the last new cultural dish """sushi"""

>When a woman is very tall, she may be referred to as an Amazonian warrior
as in a woman of the Amazonian race, the greek myth inspired by Scythian female warriors; not as in from the Amazonia rainforest, Amazonas state or Amazonas river which coincidentally got its name because the native women also fought alongside the men. The height thing is from the greek myth specifically.
>cmon, gib 1 please
fuck off

In Quebec we have:

>rigodon (traditional style of music very similar to celtic folk genres, but still unique technically)
>cabane à sucre
>poutine (overrated as fuck, but whatever)
>chasse-galerie and other traditional tales in that style (even though they're almost all forgotten nowadays)
>ceinture fléchée (even though it's technically borrowed from abos, but they've completely it abandoned so it's ours now :DDDD)

sobremesa
>30 minutes of talking and resting the food after the meal is over, maybe while drinking coffe
busy restaurants outside spain probably hate us because of that

Is it true that whenever u go to a cafe u pay the price of two cofees and the second one is like a gift to anyone who wants it?

Nope

KAWFEE

Most people do that here too if it's at a restaurant

No

...

>awful food
You have to go back

No.

Swede on vacation in Japan

We sit down when we pee

I cant think of anything else

Don't listen to this sick in the head transfuck. He's hiding from NMR but he'll soon get caught.

We look after our old folks, honour our war dead give up a seat to old or pregnant women, provide extra room,toilets etc for the disabled, make the best pop music, provide good shool servicing and universities NHS good roads honest policemen (most ) great food and beer fresh air etc etc

School (predicted text )

Hello faggot, how many dicks have you sucked?

>touhou
Have you learned nothing?
Must I BEAT some sense into you?

Kimchi
Water kimchi
Cucumber kimchi
Reddish kimchi
Cubic kimchi

Only Kimchi. So sad ㅜㅜ

Hej futadansken :3

so proud

>varg
Have you learned nothing?
Must I BEAT some sense into you?

kimchi
butthurt about everything japan does
degeneracy plastic women
samsung
not even best korea

Is that really unique?

err...
>hayracks
>Slovenian stag parties
>trick or treating at the end of February (pust)
>being a south European country obssessed with ski jumping and mountaineering
>literally 50% of the entire population spending their summer vacation in the neighbouring country

Kinda hard, I'd guess
Baguette+cheese every lunch and diner
Having Britain hates us while we love them
The thing is when you're an important country you'll tend to export your local products or custom
We do that to. Just a time to enjoy a coffee, a digestive and a cigarette. Pretty sure the Italians do it as well.

1.anus washer
2.elderly more criminal than youth
3.eat eggs raw
4.personnel ignores GPA of the applicants
5.use Logograms and syllabaries at the same time

if i wash that facepaint off will she die?

...

Looks pretty good m8. Kiwi fruit is expensive here, but I love it.

>Unique
We invented cowboys
We invented BBQ
Tex-Mex

t. Texas

Don't you eat rotten eggs too? Or was that china?

Fucking pay for my coffee you bastard

Why do you always know what is and isn't touhou?

Vodka
Winter
Mobile ICBM carriers
Banya
Yoba

Scary pepe-yoba mix included

1. Tequila. It has to be drunk at room temperature. There's four kinds of tequila depending on the food being eaten. For example, Tequila Añejo (the brown one) is better when eating pastries or sweets.

2. Banda (example below). A variety of German/Polish polka, brought to Mexico by said immigrants.
youtube.com/watch?v=JU5iAiRpiMU

3. Corn tortillas are always in the center of the table. ALWAYS. Same function as bread in Europe.

4. Piñatas. During kids/manchildren birthdays you fill a giant hollow doll made of papier-mâché with hard candies or fruit if you're a joyless cunt. The doll can be whatever. For my 7 year birthday I had two piñatas of Pinky and Brain, since it was my favorite show.

5. Pulled pork tacos. Basically Mexican kebab (see picture). You get a bunch of raw pork meat and marinate it in a assortment of different spices and juices and then stab the fucker with a kebab spike. Brought to Mexico by Lebanese immigrants. The Lebanese community in Mexico is quite notable.

HOLD ON

Are you telling me... That the Dutch... I mean, the Dutch.... Invented FISH STICKS?

green tea is chinese, kebabs andislam are arabian and mustache woman are unirversal

5 very good things that we have also!
>#5
Now that is interesting.

t. Texas

it's called asado AND it sucks shit because my retarded fellow countryman char it and it ends up being a well done dry piece of shit, the only thing worth eating are the bull testies, blood sausage and regular sausage, every type of meat cut you give to an argie will be ruined, and even if they properly cook it and it ends up medium rare, you'll hear every single retard and every single faggot complaining that they wanted to eat a shoe sole.

humor yourself, eat other Argentine good.

We're just America with slightly more social health care, honestly.

HOLD ON
Are you telling me... That fish sticks... AREN'T NATURAL OCCURENCE and had to be invented!?

This. I always thought people were fishing them with the big nets.