/brit/

>heems everyone in this thread

Ginger is encouraged

Hahaha same, but hairy feet and hands are gross.

mmmm karen

*I want a boyfriend + 182 cm tall, taller the better
check
* 15cm + dick
check
* able to grow a beard
no
* decent jawline
check
* white and germanic or slavic
relatively speaking
* middle class, money doesnt matter that much
nah working class
*free of STD
check
*must be willing to let me suck dick at request, i eat lots of CUM but only if it belongs to BF
nope
* normal build or /fit/, no fatties (if fatty then he must be willing to excercise with me)
i'm nice body
*must be polite
check
* if you cheat I will dump your ass.
ok
* no dumb guys with anger issues
check
*must be into BDSM, rape is ok
no


What i offer: loyalty, superb dirty sex and blowjobs, a prime boipussy and good cooking skills
oh fuck off you cunt

Hands yes feet no, otherwise good lad

someone please be my bf / kill me

karen is annoying

>yes
>yes
>yes
>no
MOM DAD LOOK!!! MY AUTISM IS CURED!!! I'M CERTIFIED NORMAL

>tfw remembering the time there was a concerted effort to get me to quit the school football team