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doing a Jew
You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out
What are you talking about, I make the ladies swoon with my ryan gosling drive impersonation
>drink a fair bit
>Wake up in the middle of the night with an incredibly fast heart rate
Why? Dehydration?
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lads no girls are replying to me on tinder
snek
hisssssss!
Cardiac arrhythmia from calcium deficiency
Next patient
RIP bro
Tinder? FUCK YOU!
Bumble is the best app
haha fucking lol!
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Me on my vacation to France going down the Seine through Paris.
Hey you dumb "arses", listen up. The only reason "quiet, lone wolves" are in books/movies, is because they are easy to write.
Also, go read Doyle. Sherlock wasn't quiet. He was just a man with very few restrains on what he said, which, in Victorian times, contrasted with his outwardly appearance of a gentlemen
gonna do a 'cide
fuck is bumble
reduced sensation, movement and a numb feeling in my leg
Why should we be pleasing in the politician heathens
Who would try to change the seasons if they could?
The state of the condition insults my intuitions
And it only makes me crazy and a heart like wood
I eat/drink lots of dairy
I might just be having panic attacks in the middle of the night lol
I remember the night we walked along the Seine
When im older im moving to France and getting out of this fucking dump
my cousins are already over there and the US and AUS and NZ and UK and Argentina
Like a cancerous plague
>you will never defeat the French at the Battle of Waterloo
>Also, go read Doyle
Feels like cartilage is out of place in my lower right ribcage and I can physically touch it and put it back in place but it sticks out again instantly. Its extremely noticeable and uncomfortable when sitting down. Ive searched for the solution everywhere.
>what are videogames
>moving to France
>getting out of this fucking dump
I think you might have the two mixed up
it's like tinder except only the women can message first
whos your favourite raper lads?
I'm sure that's what he thinks (though the rumours that he wants to run for president are overblown imo, he's definitely looked into having a political role but that doesn't necessarily mean president)
trump was pretty special in a way though, just look at /brit/; sane people hate him but still find him funny, and equally hate the hyper-leftism that he claims to rally against. mind-boggling that he won but some of the constituent pieces to his election make sense, whereas zuckerberg has absolutely no redeeming features, he's an anaemic manlet jew with a conniving asian wife and his claim to fame is getting rich off a website declining in popularity (doesn't help that fb meme pages hate him because of the reporting system and thus are railing against him).
His only potential political platform is to ham up the social justice left, but that alone won't get him anywhere and his economic policies would never challenge his large wealth and thus never appeal to the hard left
and only about 5 people use it world wide
>Like a cancerous plague
The entire history of Irish migration condensed into four words 2bh
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cute pig x
every western nation is basically an Americanised mess now
no point to moving from one to the other honestly
ian watkins
retarded fucking spacker, fuck off away from here ye sheep shagging wankstain, guarantee my bloodline has contributed more to the world than yours
reading the god delusion
>tfw it just starts raining as the sun descends on a stormy sky
Big fan of the Rotterdam orchestra
hail storm outside and I forgot to cover my car before leaving
fuck sake
>that stage of being drunk where youre worried you arent drinking fast enough to stay drunk
That sounds awful
>if Trump could get elected, then anything could happen
Trump's been running the NYC real estate market for the past 30 years. It's not like he suddenly came from no where
i want to shag elsa lads
take your cuck shit elsewhere please!
Calcium deficiency resulting in tetany
Calcium deficiency resulting in poor bone growth
desu wtf is up with merkel in this gif
literally ashamed of her own flag
do you mean like flared ribs?
never had sex
ahaah funny gif mate
alri cucklad
want some of that black cum on your willy?
I agree.
The naughty Jew would get btfo.
He should just stick to giving internet to impoverished kids in India so he can make money off the ads
>get match on tinder
>quick chat
>ask her if she wants to go out to drinks
>says no
theeen whyyy ddiddd youu swipeee riiightttt
Me neither
Reckon I'd be shite at it anyway
O say, can you see, by the dawn’s early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight’s last gleaming?
lol did the gook finally say no? told you you fucked it
ZADOK THE PRIEST!!!!
being a Mark Corrigan never has been and never will be seen as "cool eccentric succesful man", his entire comment is retarded
sydney area?
the pm who lost america must be the worst pm in history
Sometimes get an impulse that I should just grip onto my rightmost collarbone and just rip it out. No other thoughts relating to self harm, just ripping out my collarbone. It just feels uncomfortable or out of place.
It's very disconcerting and I don't know why the thought appears.
yes
the absolute state of captcha
No gooks on my tinder mate, this was some white student girl
why does my flag disappear in some posts?
Yep. North Shore.
U?
the absolute state of you
not using legacy is grounds to be shot for mental retardation lad
Honestly think it might be this, these are my ribs
Another thing, ive had it all my life, but it only effects my right side. My ride ribcage and chestplate is lower than my left, I think this may have something to do with it.
I take calcium supplements.
>tfw
>if there are none, click skip
are you really this fucking stupid
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ive heard of this before
theres this rare conditon where people feel that a limb they have shouldn't be there, causes them constant unease
something to do with a brain defect not registering that part of the body as "self"
aussie dude actually got his arm/leg cut off becuz of it after much hassle and said he never once regretted the decision
newtown
this lighting is pretty incredible desu, isn't raining yet here though
want to got for a walk in it but I only have an umbrella with a metal tip
Ho--all to the borders! Vermonters, come down,
With your britches of deerskin and jackets of brown;
With your red woolen caps and your moccasins come,
To the gathering summons of trumpet and drum.
Come down with your rifle!
Let gray wolf and fox
Howl on in the shadow of primitive rocks;
Let bear feed securely from pig-pen and stall;
Here's two-legged game for your powder and ball.
Ho--all to the rescue! For Satan shall work
No gain for the legions of Hampshire and York!
They claim our possessions--the pitiful knaves--
The tribute we pay shall be prisons and graves!
Hurrah for Vermont! For the land that we till
Must have sons to defend her from valley and hill
Our vow is recorded--our banner unfurled,
In the name of Vermont we defy all the world!
I just click on the screen anyway and it usually works
stop falling for yank memes
the loss of america wasn't that important
the empire peaked a century after that
oy fucking vey
whad do you dring of pernie zanders?? :DDDD
A friend had to be resuscitated as a baby and one of her ribs broke as a result, so she has a pokey-out rib bit too
Whats up with aussies and having no problem with posting their information online or meeting fellow aussies from Sup Forums? Its fucking weird, last thing I would ever want to see is one of you fucks irl
mark zuckerberg will be president one day
>act to build more social networks
so he can buy them
Ah yes I have always looked forward to meeting an irish poster, the best posters /brit/ has to offer
*turns my back to you*
>globalisation
>globalism
hate these meme buzzwords. it's capitalism doing what it has been doing for centuries. creating an ever more connected world market.
the idea that "globalism" is somehow an error or deviation from the norm that can be corrected is nonsense.
Maybe this is it hmmm rlly make me think
good post
Yeah, pouring just now, Nice lightning desu
mark "the cuck" cuckerberg
great post
>capitalism
>creating a world market
Good meme
think i got scammed on ebay
maybe because Liberal capitalism is the issue
Born a woman, now a man.
>mfw grew up rural white trash
why yes I did have a four wheeler and snowmobile
what an absolute specimen
*throws a macroeconomics textbook at your head as hard as I can*