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NAZBOL edition

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doing a Jew

You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out

What are you talking about, I make the ladies swoon with my ryan gosling drive impersonation

>drink a fair bit
>Wake up in the middle of the night with an incredibly fast heart rate

Why? Dehydration?

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lads no girls are replying to me on tinder

snek
hisssssss!

Cardiac arrhythmia from calcium deficiency

Next patient

RIP bro

Tinder? FUCK YOU!

Bumble is the best app

haha fucking lol!

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Me on my vacation to France going down the Seine through Paris.

Hey you dumb "arses", listen up. The only reason "quiet, lone wolves" are in books/movies, is because they are easy to write.

Also, go read Doyle. Sherlock wasn't quiet. He was just a man with very few restrains on what he said, which, in Victorian times, contrasted with his outwardly appearance of a gentlemen

gonna do a 'cide

fuck is bumble

reduced sensation, movement and a numb feeling in my leg

Why should we be pleasing in the politician heathens
Who would try to change the seasons if they could?
The state of the condition insults my intuitions
And it only makes me crazy and a heart like wood

I eat/drink lots of dairy

I might just be having panic attacks in the middle of the night lol

I remember the night we walked along the Seine

When im older im moving to France and getting out of this fucking dump

my cousins are already over there and the US and AUS and NZ and UK and Argentina

Like a cancerous plague

>you will never defeat the French at the Battle of Waterloo

>Also, go read Doyle

Feels like cartilage is out of place in my lower right ribcage and I can physically touch it and put it back in place but it sticks out again instantly. Its extremely noticeable and uncomfortable when sitting down. Ive searched for the solution everywhere.

>what are videogames

>moving to France
>getting out of this fucking dump

I think you might have the two mixed up

it's like tinder except only the women can message first

whos your favourite raper lads?

I'm sure that's what he thinks (though the rumours that he wants to run for president are overblown imo, he's definitely looked into having a political role but that doesn't necessarily mean president)

trump was pretty special in a way though, just look at /brit/; sane people hate him but still find him funny, and equally hate the hyper-leftism that he claims to rally against. mind-boggling that he won but some of the constituent pieces to his election make sense, whereas zuckerberg has absolutely no redeeming features, he's an anaemic manlet jew with a conniving asian wife and his claim to fame is getting rich off a website declining in popularity (doesn't help that fb meme pages hate him because of the reporting system and thus are railing against him).

His only potential political platform is to ham up the social justice left, but that alone won't get him anywhere and his economic policies would never challenge his large wealth and thus never appeal to the hard left

and only about 5 people use it world wide

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>Like a cancerous plague

The entire history of Irish migration condensed into four words 2bh

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cute pig x

every western nation is basically an Americanised mess now
no point to moving from one to the other honestly

ian watkins

retarded fucking spacker, fuck off away from here ye sheep shagging wankstain, guarantee my bloodline has contributed more to the world than yours

reading the god delusion

>tfw it just starts raining as the sun descends on a stormy sky

Big fan of the Rotterdam orchestra

hail storm outside and I forgot to cover my car before leaving
fuck sake

>that stage of being drunk where youre worried you arent drinking fast enough to stay drunk

That sounds awful

>if Trump could get elected, then anything could happen

Trump's been running the NYC real estate market for the past 30 years. It's not like he suddenly came from no where

i want to shag elsa lads

take your cuck shit elsewhere please!

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My song

Calcium deficiency resulting in tetany

Calcium deficiency resulting in poor bone growth

desu wtf is up with merkel in this gif

literally ashamed of her own flag

do you mean like flared ribs?

never had sex

ahaah funny gif mate

alri cucklad
want some of that black cum on your willy?

I agree.
The naughty Jew would get btfo.
He should just stick to giving internet to impoverished kids in India so he can make money off the ads

>get match on tinder
>quick chat
>ask her if she wants to go out to drinks
>says no

theeen whyyy ddiddd youu swipeee riiightttt

Me neither

Reckon I'd be shite at it anyway

O say, can you see, by the dawn’s early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight’s last gleaming?

lol did the gook finally say no? told you you fucked it

ZADOK THE PRIEST!!!!

being a Mark Corrigan never has been and never will be seen as "cool eccentric succesful man", his entire comment is retarded

sydney area?

the pm who lost america must be the worst pm in history

Sometimes get an impulse that I should just grip onto my rightmost collarbone and just rip it out. No other thoughts relating to self harm, just ripping out my collarbone. It just feels uncomfortable or out of place.

It's very disconcerting and I don't know why the thought appears.

yes

the absolute state of captcha

No gooks on my tinder mate, this was some white student girl

why does my flag disappear in some posts?

Yep. North Shore.
U?

the absolute state of you
not using legacy is grounds to be shot for mental retardation lad

Honestly think it might be this, these are my ribs

Another thing, ive had it all my life, but it only effects my right side. My ride ribcage and chestplate is lower than my left, I think this may have something to do with it.

I take calcium supplements.

>tfw

>if there are none, click skip
are you really this fucking stupid

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ive heard of this before

theres this rare conditon where people feel that a limb they have shouldn't be there, causes them constant unease

something to do with a brain defect not registering that part of the body as "self"

aussie dude actually got his arm/leg cut off becuz of it after much hassle and said he never once regretted the decision

newtown
this lighting is pretty incredible desu, isn't raining yet here though
want to got for a walk in it but I only have an umbrella with a metal tip

Ho--all to the borders! Vermonters, come down,
With your britches of deerskin and jackets of brown;
With your red woolen caps and your moccasins come,
To the gathering summons of trumpet and drum.
Come down with your rifle!
Let gray wolf and fox
Howl on in the shadow of primitive rocks;
Let bear feed securely from pig-pen and stall;
Here's two-legged game for your powder and ball.
Ho--all to the rescue! For Satan shall work
No gain for the legions of Hampshire and York!
They claim our possessions--the pitiful knaves--
The tribute we pay shall be prisons and graves!
Hurrah for Vermont! For the land that we till
Must have sons to defend her from valley and hill
Our vow is recorded--our banner unfurled,
In the name of Vermont we defy all the world!

I just click on the screen anyway and it usually works

stop falling for yank memes

the loss of america wasn't that important

the empire peaked a century after that

oy fucking vey

whad do you dring of pernie zanders?? :DDDD

A friend had to be resuscitated as a baby and one of her ribs broke as a result, so she has a pokey-out rib bit too

Whats up with aussies and having no problem with posting their information online or meeting fellow aussies from Sup Forums? Its fucking weird, last thing I would ever want to see is one of you fucks irl

mark zuckerberg will be president one day

>act to build more social networks
so he can buy them

Ah yes I have always looked forward to meeting an irish poster, the best posters /brit/ has to offer

*turns my back to you*

>globalisation
>globalism

hate these meme buzzwords. it's capitalism doing what it has been doing for centuries. creating an ever more connected world market.

the idea that "globalism" is somehow an error or deviation from the norm that can be corrected is nonsense.

Maybe this is it hmmm rlly make me think

good post

Yeah, pouring just now, Nice lightning desu

mark "the cuck" cuckerberg

great post

>capitalism
>creating a world market

Good meme

think i got scammed on ebay

maybe because Liberal capitalism is the issue

Born a woman, now a man.

>mfw grew up rural white trash

why yes I did have a four wheeler and snowmobile

what an absolute specimen

*throws a macroeconomics textbook at your head as hard as I can*