Help me. My parents are forcing me to go to China. I'm feeling sad and scared as fuck right now. My parents are sending me to china because they said chinese who are born in the west are dumbed down and "cucked" by western upbringing(I took some liberties to convey their tone of speech)
Hold me Sup Forums i dont want to leave but they nagged and convinced me to finally accept. FUCK IM SO DEPRESSED ABOUT THIS. I asked Sup Forums because they are redpillled and they told me horrible things that will happen to me in China.
[spoiler]Guangzhou[/spoiler] help what can i say to get out of it.
Nathan Long
You have to go back.
Dominic Miller
>22 year old >parents still in control of his life lel
Zachary Miller
nothing, just go there, it's an alright city not the best but not the worst and you can make a shitton of money there if you speak mandarin, cantonese and english by teaching english to kids during week ends and holidays, like 250-500 元/h
Jordan Harris
You'll learn to work harder and become a more motivated person because otherwise you will die there. Then you can come back and get a degree or something.
Jordan Reed
If you really want to leave China, make something of yourself. Otherwise, your parents are right. Also, you could just not go, but you don't strike me as one to stand his ground.
Josiah Walker
Beg them to send you to Taiwan instead.
Best option DESU
Gabriel Morris
yes you are gonna get killed chinese people are savages the niggers of asia
Andrew Mitchell
My grandparents are only in Guangzhou. I will live with them. How can i even survive in taiwan?
Jack Cruz
They (your parents) are right. Must never forget your origin and your overlord and master, Chi Xuang Ti.
Matthew Harris
Chinese working-age population has peaked out in 2012. The one in Japan was in 1995. I think China will have difficult time in 2020's.
Michael Long
I feel like the whole thing is bullshit, but I honestly enjoy bad things happening to Australians, even if they are somewhereelseian-Australians
Luke Cox
do you speak Mandarin and/or Cantonese ?
James Green
How are they right man? Im probably going to die before i adapt. Maybe my grandparents are going to send me to a bootcamp Its real man. I have my passport application in front of me Cantonese . Parents told me to learn some chinese before i go. Fuck you i dont want to get crushed by cars
Jaxon Rogers
I don't know if you're LARPing or something but if you are an australian huayi, speak decent cantonese and have family over there you have literally nothing to fear. You're probably just gonna have diarrhea for the first couple weeks if you eat street food.
Gabriel Morales
Except im not going there for a holiday. Im going there to "wise up" (rough translation)
Ian Miller
>forcing how exactly
Isaiah Wright
they're probably gonna send you to do you military service kek
Joseph Evans
Nagging and making my life miserable if i sont do it. They get pissy about how im just doing jack shit with my life.
Parker Harris
Guangzhou in the summer is a hot and humid hellhole. Hope that your grandparents have AC.
>no uni degree
Jaxson Cruz
Yeh i know youre taking the piss. You obviously cant join the military unless youre a citizen
Daniel Martin
M or F? You can stay at my place if you are a hot chick
Justin Torres
But youre in hong kong.
David Reed
Thanks for the heads up. Ill tell my parents this so they can postpone it long enough to forget about it.
Blake Collins
Pretty sure you can apply for Chinese citizenship if your parents are Chinese and you don't mind abandoning Australian nationality.
Parker Powell
But i don't want to
Carter Carter
will you have a choice ?
Sebastian Barnes
Im sure they dont want me to be a chinese citizen. Also rare pepe
Matthew Mitchell
>chinese who are born in the west are dumbed down and "cucked" by western upbringing(I took some liberties to convey their tone of speech) They're not wrong. But it's ultimately all on you for fucking up
Caleb Smith
If chinese are so uncucked and smart why is their country fucked? I dont think my parent s even know what theyre talking about since they only associate amongst chinese people. They keep going on about how "you need to live in china for a period so you can wise up" im thinking "...why would china wise me up?" Theyre probably just wannabe chinese nationalists. If china is so great why dont leave.
Brody Brooks
Guangzhou is a great city which is a bit similar to Hong Kong. You will be fun there
Mason Rivera
t.Xi lee Ping
Evan Roberts
m8, think on the bright side, what are you doing right now? you're on Sup Forums, this might help you make something of yourself
Joseph Myers
But what is even there for me in china?
Aiden Campbell
Will i make friends? Will people care im 22 year old with no uni degree?
Jace Nguyen
It is your ancestral homeland, where your ancestors lived and were a part of history, you can go back and contribute to the country from whence you came, you can make it a better place.
David Cox
If you are 22 why the fuck don't you just say "No"? For what purpose would your parents want to send you to a shithole like China anyway? What would you do there?
Cooper Wright
>make it a better place >me
Zachary Powell
hahaha poor incomplete Chinaman. strangely enough, that never sound joking.
Benjamin Sanchez
I've been asking is same question since the beginning of this thread. My parents want me to live in china for a while to "wise up". In cantonese its like "hok sing dii" i have no idea how living in china can achieve this
Eli Ortiz
Chinese communism party is really crazy. Last year one Chinese young man who have been into a ladies shop was arrested and had his BALL grasped and exploded by Chinese 公安,to his death.
Liam Price
you sound like a massive wuss m8
Jason Gonzalez
Tell them if they like Chinese culture so much they should be the ones going back. Call them whatever slurs aussies have for chinese.
Oliver Thomas
MY PARENTS ARE GOING TO SEND ME TO THE MILITARY IF I FUCKED UP COLLEGE REEEEESEEE IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
Wyatt Morris
t.chinese
Chase Cooper
good
Xavier Sanchez
Congrats OP. This is a good chance to learn Cantonese, Mandarin and their culture. Maybe you'll meet hot Chinese QT3.14 to introduce to your parents as your fiancé.
Joshua Powell
Go to japan or south korea instead and say you still went to china because they are all chinese vassal states
Mason White
Most likely yes. Chinese people are friendly and open. Don't be shy. Relax.
Aaron Hall
If it were a reality show involving you, I would watch.
Brody Garcia
If your life is dead end then maybe it'll honestly be good to get a shock to your system like that. Your parents probably want you to see what they worked so hard to get you out of
I sort of understand because I'm an Asian American, but my parents scared me enough to do well in college
Aaron Anderson
Hahaha you are fucked, mainland chinese are savages. Go find a Jet Li and Sammo Hung for learning how to fight for surviving.
Adrian Nelson
The thing is if my parent did the same thing to me i would literally learn nothing because im from south korea and i would welcome the change in living in this boring ass cunt i cannot escape.
Jordan Cooper
Wait really? I thought they determine a persons value based on their achievements?
Michael Cooper
Difference is Japan got BTFO by its own retardation
William Butler
t. Zhang
Jace Walker
t. Cucked wannabe jap
Josiah Smith
t. real Zhang™
sry Japan have little influence in modern Taiwanese politic, you must have eaten too much propaganda to believe we get cucked by nip
Gavin Peterson
doesnt sound real at all. if its real your parents are pretty fucked, and they are just dumbed down.
Cameron Young
How are they fucked and dumped down?
Nolan King
>are they fucked literal. learn english >dumbed down kinda analogy. they care too much bout themselves as chinese in the west and as a result have become simple minded bigots.
Parker Parker
I really want to live in taiwan but im not chinese ;__;
Anthony Long
Enjoy having acute appendicitis and dying on the floor of the mall because chinese are automatons without empathy
Well, at least you can kick their children in the head as a substitute for footie, everyone will keep walking like in an M. Night Shyamalan film
Ethan Bell
You're 22. Make your own decisions in life. I mean look at this crap mummy and papa are still make life decisions for you people when you've already spent two decades. 1/5 of your life spent sucking mommys tits.
Mason Hernandez
Judging from your posts, I think I know why they want to send you to China. Guangzhou is actually quite a nice city, less smog than other big cities in China and a really nice public transit system.
Don't be a fucking autist, meet qts and eat better food than you can get in Australia. You're also super close to HK and Shenzhen, you should make the most of your opportunity.
Eli Roberts
>Judging from your posts, I think I know why they want to send you to China. But what can china do for me? Everything i need is already here. I feel like theyre going to sign me up to a chinese bootcamp. >eat better food than you can get in Australia. What? Are you a guangzhou student studying in America?
Juan Wilson
FUCK OFF CHINK
Caleb Peterson
Also i dont make a lot of money so i cant meet qts.
Jack Green
well fuck you are screwed. The only reason anyone from china moves back to china is because they earn some sort of degree they can show off at the locals.
Ryder Martin
You'll come back a tougher man, or you wont come back at all.
Mason Carter
Pearl river region is literally GOAT in china you dumbfuck. You should be glad that your grandparents dont live in some africa tier village in rural china.
Angel Myers
>Pearl river region is literally GOAT in china you dumbfuck. Im sorry i have no idea what you mean. I googled pearl river and its just a wide river with buildings next to it. Guangzhou doesnt look like a dump it looks pretty modern actually from google image at least...
Cooper Bell
Just don't forget your western values. Enjoy the qts, get a job if you can, go back a year later and tell your parents what they want to hear about you growing up. Nothing to be afraid of. Just don't get cucked back to Asian values.
David Turner
He said the Pearl River region as opposed to rural China.
Nathaniel Cruz
Nigga guangzhou is a tier 1 city you are literally next to nice cities like shenzhen, hk, and macao. Get some hot qts in shenzhen and go introduce her to your parents faggot.
Luke Kelly
You'll be fine Zhang.
I myself am going on a pilgrimage to Mongolia in May.
Samuel Gomez
So... Guangzhou is a large city like any other first world western countries or not? Also i work in an electronics store i dont have a large amount of wealth so i wont be getting girls anyway
Robert Wright
how the hell did you even end up like this? i think your parents are right about this decision desu.
Angel Ortiz
just work and make friends with the people in the store, then follow them to the bar or something
Aaron Martinez
Nigga you can teach english there and make $$$$ also guangzhou is literally one of the richest cities in china after shanghai, shenzhen you dumb fuck you should be lucky you arent going to some dirt poor rural shithole.
Cooper Thompson
But arent you suppose to not trust anyone in china?
Aaron Sanchez
In what way is living in Canada better than Korea? Seems so hideously boring compared to how fun living in Busan was for me.
Brody Morris
So guangzhou is actually a nice place? As in its modern. Not too behind from real cities?
Nolan White
im chinese in southeast asia. i speak the language but fuck me if i ever have to live longer than 5 days in that forsaken hellhole of a country. they just build and build and leave their shit to rot. its true. nothing will happen to you because you are an unimpt cuck
Luke Davis
Does China have public uni? Maybe you can go there, suck their Chinese taxes and get a degree out of it.
Luis Ross
not strangers no friends are another story
Sebastian Wood
Id probably have to pay a lot of money for it esp since im not a citizen
Christopher Garcia
Its literally one of the best places for a foreigner to live faggot. I worked there for two years. Theres a walmart, tepco and everything there. If you are lonely there are also a fuckton of english teachers fags there as well. Go search advchina on youtube faggot those fags live there.