Dating a German

Hey Sup Forums I'm an American-German and dating a German from Germany, he's coming to visit me this weekend and we plan on going sightseeing. I notice he is pretty straight forward and has a different sense of humor than me. How different are Germans from American Germans? Are there things I shouldn't do or say? Or has Europe been completely Americanized?

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>not african american
shit thread move on

>American Germans
If you were born in America and have never experienced German culture then you are an American.

>Are there things I shouldn't do or say?
Just be respectful, they're not aliens.
>Has Europe been completely Americanized?
Quiet a bit

don't mention the refugees, just don't

Butt hurt monkey mad that white people still like to date each other

How come? We don't talk politics we just talk about our days and show each other funny animal pics.

gay thread?

people have very strong opinions about that topic and if you don't want him to get angry, you shouldn't talk about it. every other topic is probably fine

>Are there things I shouldn't do or say?

don't even try to same something like "hitler was right"

*to say

Sounds like whats happening with the US and the deportation of illegals.

You should take him on a trip to the beach. Bring buckets and shovels. It's what you'll be doing all day.

>I'm an American-German
dropped

Why do Germans like digging holes?

we don't give a fuck about nazis anymore. when will this myth die that we get offended if others mention them?

Do you prefer the idia of Germany as Hitler visioned ?

He showed me a funny picture of Hitler with anime girls, I think the link was from Sup Forums I don't think he cares.

sure thing hans, i just got banned last time i said it on a forum with a few krauts

for "nazism propaganda"

But if they have completely different opinions about it, then they will have to confront it sooner or later. I'd say it's better to do it earlier

there's a difference between public and private. If I told you privately that Putin is a cock sucker, you'd probably laugh. If I said this in front of the kremlin they'd arrest my ass.

their true calling

>How different are Germans from American Germans?

I dont believe that you are in any way much different then other americans safe for the heritage.
I heard that people said that relatives who came back from america since a long time -changed- in some way. As in much different speech patterns and an altered sense of decency.

Just dont talk about refugees and the holocaust and you should be fine tho.

>tfw you only had a normal shovel as a kid and no cool arm shovels

>cool arm shovels

come on Hans stop memeing

Are Germans religious? When I talked about the bible he seemed interested in it.

Germans are largely athiest, but those who are are protestant afaik.

This whole dating routine thing doesn't exist here. You meet people through mutual friends and start hanging out with each other.

No one in his age group is religious so bringing up the bible will make you look like a nutter.

He might be really into you but German guys aren't too vocal about it which could be interpreted as mixed signals.

If you talk about making plans or invitations Germans will take them seriously.

'Hey man we should hang out' is serious and to a German it means that he should make space in his schedule.

Germans don't have the same concept of friends. There is a very clear divide between collegues, acquaintances and real friends.

The guy you see every week at the gas station is not your friend or your buddy. People you know for years are only considered friends here.

Protestantism is dead here safe for a few minor churches and some batshit sects that leaked over from america, as its mainstronghold in the east got commified and now is completely atheist.

Depends. Young people are mostly irreligious (talking about Natives, the muzzies are rather pious.), the religious ones are either cultural christians who practize a very loose personal monotheism while you have a very few true believers in catholicism or protestantism.

>No one in his age group is religious so bringing up the bible will make you look like a nutter.

Too late

>He might be really into you but German guys aren't too vocal about it which could be interpreted as mixed signals.

How do I know if hes intro me n not looking for a green card?

Well, he's already feigned a shared interest with the while bible thing which could be a sign of affection.

I'm sure that in your income bracket quality of. life is superior in Germany.

Hoe would he know. that you are out to get free German college education?

How much German are you? 12.5%? Proud heritage?

I met him when me and my family when to Germany to visit my dad's family.

>How would he know. that you are out to get free German college education?
I don't want to move to Germany, I have a small family shop I run with my dad. It's a comfy life but by no means am I rich


60%, My dad is 100% German and my mom is a American mutt.

>How do I know if hes intro me n not looking for a green card?

>these people exist
>people think like this

The disgust is infinite

I only asked because German people are like cats, you just can't tell when they want their bellies rubbed or when they want you to fuck off and scratch your eyes out in the process.

>"German" American
literally culturally genocided by the WASP elite in charge

Just take a bit more of initiative than you are used to with Americans guys.

Because he won't pet your pussy when you are just lying on the back.

>German people
>generalizing a potential partner

Makes me wonder if you really like him.

Redpill Hitler and the Holocaust.

German people are more reserved? Cus hes very reserved

I only saying it about him. We'll chat and I would say something and he would just say "ok" and idk how to respond to that

are you a faggot or girl?

tfw russki bro and me are both going to get gulagged, we get fucked up together brother.

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>idk how to respond to that
Don't be alarmed, everyone is different. If you know he likes you, he does.

Girl (male)

>How do I know if hes intro me n not looking for a green card?
Only refugees want to go to America nowadays

>Only refugees want to go to America nowadays
Not after Trump was elected, which is a good thing

>this entire thread we've been talking about this german guy as if he's a stray cat or dog

Strays need love too

>American-German
kill yourself

>I'm going out with someone
>I know nothing about him

>I'm an American-German

>I'm an American-German

I fucking hate this meme burgers have going on

I say let them have their fun first, then bring it up. If OP brings it up early on, it'll either a. ruin the rest of their time or b. not affect anything, and not bringing it up at all has the same outcome as b. So might as well not bring it up.

>I'm an American-German

OHH SAY

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+++++Social Behavior+++++
It might be a bit annoying to him that every faggot tries to force their life story on him. Germans - like Finnish people - are more reserved in public, and he won't care for some random cashier telling him how much their life sucks while grinning with a fake smile.

+++++Transportation+++++
We are used to walkable towns and cities. It will be odd for him that you need a car to get absolutely anywhere.

+++++Money+++++
We typically prefer cash over credit (and checks). He might ask you to drive him to an ATM all the time. Or maybe not, plenty of people use credit cards nowadays. When I went to the US, i always carried around $200 in cash with me at all times.

+++++Cuisine+++++
You can show him Americanized versions of European and Asian food, e.g. """bratwurst""" with cheese filling, pasta alfredo, general tso chicken. But don't claim those are authentic German, Italian, or Chinese dishes.
Show him Dr Pepper. We have Dr Pepper in Germany, but because of some EU regulations, it cant have certain ingredients and tastes worse. Show him the real Dr Pepper.

+++++Taboos+++++
Don't say that you are a pedophile if you fuck a 16 year old.
Don't make fun of the refugees, or he will go full defense mode and make fun of mexicans and blacks.


That's all i can think of

>ur a gay