/brit/ + /ausnz/

inclusiveness edition

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youtu.be/x4FyeGOjkXQ
reddit.com/r/lgbt/comments/5uzkin/starting_new_semester_as_my_true_self_nervous_but/
en.lichess.org/zY1MYSu0
youtube.com/watch?v=4R27wVIz5mI
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Allah is great

toosoonski

Head here, brother.

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doing a poo

You are now thinking about that girl who in retrospect had a thing for you but you were too oblivious to act on it

wish i was australian

Sand and washing powder cost money too but it doesn't make you anything less than a fucking mong if you pay money for someone to mix them into your protein powder

>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk me that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjalabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on Sup Forums all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the league instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one2015080706
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die

is it gay to put a finger in my bum arse in the shower

>gf talks about past sex life

aussies RUN /brit/

Australia is irrelevant not only to Britain but also the whole world

cuck

here's your obligatory (You) as thanks for recommending my thread

>Cats like quite brief, low intensity but frequent interactions.
When cats that get along greet each other, it tends to be a
brief head rub. Unfortunately, humans are the opposite! Our
interactions are generally less frequent, but when we have
them, they are generally of high intensity and prolonged. This
can sometimes be a source of confusion between cats and
their owners.
Ah explains why I always feels like my time with him is too short.

only got 2.23gb of data left in the ol' cap this month
going on a strict diet of /brit/ and news sites

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I am Australian now.

>paki

taking a thulean perspective

youtu.be/x4FyeGOjkXQ

༼ つ _ ༽つ Give DIRETIDE

is this supposed to be a girl
reddit.com/r/lgbt/comments/5uzkin/starting_new_semester_as_my_true_self_nervous_but/

serious question

Mexico I summon thee

transgirl
i think a '3rd gender' would be more accepted.

well I read some comments

>a trans woman and a lesbian

so... straight then??
honestly the more I witness these people the more fucked they seem to me

not saying I care enough to be "against" it in any way whatsoever, but fucking hell they must be mentally ill

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enjoy your ban you fuckin moron

there is a mismatch between gender of the body and what is supposed to be the brain. yes, body dysmorphia is a mental illness, but don't think they should be demonised for that.

Spuds have started going off, might potato the neighbours house

*jizzes on you*

enjoy your ban you fuckin moron

enjoy your ban you fuckin moron

enjoy your ban you fuckin moron

ok sori for being insensitive

hope you don't really believe that shit
I don't consider my brain male or female, I just am what I am

enjoy your ban you fuckin moron

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Haven't posted on /brit/ all day and realized how much better Sup Forums is

Depressing, attention-craving twats you are

*Millions of Irishmen die and flee, the population doesn't recover for hundreds of years*

*submits ban report*

enjoy your ban you fuckin moron

#IAmJizz

>as he posts to get attention

Also fuck off leaf

get in the fucking robot

Getting serious deja-vu from all these posts.
Nothing to do with a week long bender alternating between alcohol, weed, and codeine.

enjoy your ban you fuckin moron

Ignoring attention whores isn't very satisfying

DUDE

The breakfast of champs

Ye go fuck yourself chang

>not euroshopper

Bit rich when you've got a higher proportion of Chinese desu mate

LOL

if america used the same definition of white that britain uses then we would be whiter

good for you

i'm just me xD

you include mexicans and arabs as white mate

t. Guzman Gomez, head of the White American club

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There used to be a paki shop near me that pretty much just sold euroshopper shit but it shut down about 6 months ago

gonna do another wank

that looks like a man...

>load up Chromium after mucking about in firefox for a while
woah... so this is what true speed feels like

She has a very manlike body

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Fucking NEEEEEEEEERRRRRRDDDDDDDDDD

I just realized that hood is short for neighborhood

>load up Lynx after mucking about in chromium for a while
woah... so this is what true speed feels like

Do you know what E.T. is short for?

wales is the best part of the UK d-e-s-u

CHESS mates

Just one fast one today so get in while ya can

en.lichess.org/zY1MYSu0

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Anyone remember the cuckold Mario gimmick

Any of you lads watched UFC Fight Night 105 tonight?

oh fuck off, do it properly if you're going to do it

No I didn't lad was it any good? Last UFC I watched was Michael bisping but I had to stay up really late for it so CBA anymore

Lynx is for manchildren

The only thing I buy that's manufactured in America is crunchy peanut butter from aldi

>gui kiddie
never reply to me or my posts ever again

Only saw the final three fights. The highlight of those was definitely the heavyweight main event, Derrick Lewish vs. Travis Browne.

Brutal, brutal, brutal.

When somebody uploads the fight online, you gotta check it out. I won't give it away. It's worth watching by far.

doing a burzum listen

UFC is boring and is for edgy teens

boxing is the best and is for the gentry

did the man hit the other man?

good

should be illegal to name children john or michael

my name is michael

Both of them are boring, any normal person has a passing Interest in both and only watches the fun fights not the boring slog

sometimes it feels like the leftists are mocking themselves

youtube.com/watch?v=4R27wVIz5mI

it's just a prank, bro

lol el mexicANO would love that meme

my condolences

did my wank

my surname is also extremely common to the point where i can't be doxxed even also knowing my town or birthday

I don't smoke weed or cess

i eat cress

Post them then

Ah yes, another one for the gallery

i believe that the white race deserves to be protected and because white birth rates are so low and nonwhite birthrates are so high i cannot in good conscience support the immigration of nonwhite people into white countries because it will mean the dying out of a people

demographics are destiny
just ask the native americans how they feel about europeans coming to their land